April Fools Goat Nomnominations
8@stardate820926 is doing a marvelous job as Star Trek Goat, but when it comes time to be transported back to the Planet meh, we need to be ready. I know it’s early, this way there’s time for voting.
My name is KDemo, and I approved this message.
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I nominate @brhfl for his witty observations and forum entertainment. Among others, see his bucket list, his very popular electronics destruction sessions (the sequel), and carroty contributions.
@KDemo
Thanks for linking to the sequel, I somehow missed it. And after my enjoyment from the first literal teardown ...
@FroodyFrog I'll vote for any citizen mehguyvers
@brhfl that bucket list is AMAZING!
@Ignorant: His latest offense was voting for Bieber.
(@taternuggets can chime in with the rest of the list.)
I think the goat this month should be someone who has had a longstanding presence on the meh forums. Someone who has continually posted to threads, and has done so for a long time. And as a past-goat - I approve this message. Time to pay the piper KDemo.
I nominate @KDemo for April (Easter) goat.
@mfladd Here here, she would do well with it.
@mfladd and @jaremelz agreeing to each other?!? It's not April Fool's today!
@narfcake @mfladd @jaremelz
@narfcake I know, the lights dimmed as I typed it, and I felt an ominous shiver down my spine.
She's still got my vote, though.
@mfladd Easter is in March this year. Your kids are going to be very unhappy this Sunday if you don't figure that out fast.
@ceagee
@ceagee Oh crap. Silly me :)
@mfladd - Well, damn. This seems to have royally backfired. Does the piper accept bitcoin? ‘Cause I’m sure I plan to be scarce in April . . .
. . . and @brhfl (or @medz, or @mikibell [but this month I'm caucusing for @brhfl]) would do a far better job.
@KDemo i threw my cauc that way too
@mfladd - Oh, and have fun candy shopping. This is my favorite time of year for m&ms colors.
@KDemo Doing a far better job isn't a requirement for goatdom.
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/celebrate-mediocrity-1
@narfcake
My biggest problem with ordering from Woot (which is stopping me from purchasing this T-shirt is that they don't accept uncut gemstones)
@FroodyFrog Good thing @fishbiscuit has other options:
http://www.fishbiscuitdesigns.com/products/celebrate-mediocrity
https://www.etsy.com/listing/163737699/celebrate-mediocrity-funny-propaganda
http://www.teefury.com/celebrate-mediocrity
http://www.redbubble.com/people/fishbiscuit/works/5462585-celebrate-mediocrity?p=t-shirt
@mfladd Particularly for opening the nominations almost a week early. That kind of overeager dedication should be
punishedrewarded.Oh, crikey, this is not looking good.
C'mon guys, there's still time to vote for a scapier goat, one more blameworthy and fun. I got nothin'.
@KDemo too late, and it looks more like this.
"C'mon guys, there's still time to vote for a scap......Ahhhhhhh......"
@mfladd - Feels more like that, too.
@KDemo You'll survive. :P
@KDemo I had to click on that emoji : fishcake : love that!
@mfladd I'm sold!
@medz has also escaped goatdom for too long, what with the .gifs (good) and trying to kill @joelmw (bad).
@narfcake Tough choice- this is a good one too.
Damnit, @medz. This is killing me. Yaknow, like you tried to. Just know that we won't give up on your infamy and honor. @sammydog01 @narfcake
@joelmw
@joelmw May. Make a note.
@sammydog01 That is, unless someone else fucks up more in April ...
@narfcake
It's your job to make sure that doesn't happen.
@joelmw - I know! I just don't get it.
Can we nominate a collective, like say.......west coasters :/
Or Chick-fil-A
What? Everyones thinking it, I'm just saying it!
@unoriginal26
If we're bundling, could we bundle those East Coasters who come and complain whenever an item is sold out before they had a chance to not think about buying it anyways?
@FroodyFrog What? I have never ever even HEARD of an east coaster coming in here to complain about, and I quote:
" Whaaa hmmm hmmmm Its not fair (tear rolls down cheek) whaa hmmm I'm entitled to everything whaa whaa The sales start when I'm in bed and the technology doesn't exist that would allow me to awaken for 30 seconds to check the sale. Whaaa So I must check it in the morning and sometimes its sold out."
When has that ever been said? Geeze, I rest my case!
@FroodyFrog Can we not call them east coasters? They should be called Wendy whiners or sleepy sold outs...or something maybe not so lame but not nearly as cool as east coasters. Most of us are hardy, non-whining, fun people. They are giving us a bad name.
@mehbee Thank God I'm Gulf Coast. This East/West bickering is so beneath us.
@Mehrocco_Mole I agree.. I was really trying to be funny. I'm just not real good at it...lol. I consider myself Southern rather than East Coast. I'm lucky that I'm an insomniac so I don't miss a bunch of deals. I miss Fukuboros because I live in the sticks and have slow, SLOW internet or was just tired and fell asleep before 12m. It is what it is peeps, whining doesn't help and picking on whiners doesn't accomplish anything either..but heck I guess we all love a good rivalry.
@Mehrocco_Mole Isn't it really above you?? ;)
@mehbee @mikibell One of these days I'm going to remember to add the ;) to let people know when I'm being a smart ass.
:snarky: :troll: :smartass: Nope, nope, and nope.
@Mehrocco_Mole Me too. Being Gulf Coast you can lobe shit in both directions during an East/West skirmish.
@Mehrocco_Mole Here I thought Mexico was beneath you.
This kid
@Kevin btw, don't bother turning the sound on
I know you've had fun as goat, @stardate820926, but it's almost April. You can't hang in there forever.
@sammydog01 alas, all missions must come to an end.
I wish you the best with your goatdom, @kdemo
Gulp, thanks @stardate820926 - March has been a stellar month!
@KDemo
