And just like that...there was nothing left to fight for. Prize acquired.

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I've spent the past 1 year, 3 months, and 15 days fighting a noble fight, to acquire a goat prize that @JonT promised. The fight was not an easy one and now, there is a sudden bittersweet-ness to the whole situation. Having fought this fight for so long I'm no longer sure what I will do with myself here on the forums. Alas, my duel with the scapegoat prize is over...but here is a play by play of its final moments.

As I walked home from work on a frigid 21 degree January day, I noticed something strange...a box, sitting on my doorstep. My doorstep is covered in about 8 inches of snow and yet, strangely, the deliveryman decided to place it there...instead of inside my garage...like they have done with literally every other package I've ever received. This package, was special. The parcel itself did not appear out of the ordinary...a standard size, well taped, just sitting there in the snow. The parcel was moved into the house and placed gently on the kitchen counter.

I then selected a blade. This blade, that I have named Irk the Impaler has opened every parcel I have received from Meh. Irk the Impaler quickly sliced through the tape barrier with ease. As the box flaps were pulled backwards, another strange sight...bubble wrap. Odd that a Meh package would have bubblewrap. Peeling the bubble wrap from the package revealed the gloriously Meh insides. One item however captured my attention...another bubble wrapped item. Inside, was a MOTHER FUCKING TROPHY! Not just any mother fucking trophy, a goat trophy with the follow message hand inscribed..." Meh Scapegoat StuderC 9/14. I sat there admiring her beauty, nearly forgetting there was more to be seen.

The remaining contents were quite nice, granted they were not the DJI drone, dyson, or roomba I was secretly assuming would be granted to an individual having to WAIT SO FUCKING LONG. Alas, an acceptable form of prize for such a "scapegoaty" position. These items are detailed below. One additional item however, deserves special recognition. The last item I discovered as a white packing slip shielding a thin item. The item, was a certificate. An adequately Meh certificate, Lorem Ipsum and all. The one and only @snapster was kind enough to place his signature at the bottom!

I want to express my sincere thanks to the Mediocre staff for being so fantastic with special props to @hollboll, @MEHcus, and @galmaegi as I can only assume they all played key roles here. Thanks to @snapster for signing my officially bad-ass certificate, one that my dear wife @chaoscatapult is so "thrilled" that I decided to frame and place in my office near my diplomas and accolades.



Contents:
Tenergy Mini Power Bank (2600mAh)
Stainless Steel Motorcycle Cup Holder
Set of 4 Silicon Kitchen Spoons
Bright Orange Beer Coozie
Eggplant Meh Shirt
Haier 9" Tablet
Scapegoat Trophy
Certificate of being a "for realsies" scapegoat on Meh.com