Ahoy! Meh-Tees! Talk Like a Pirate Day 2021



Almost forgot today’s the day!

'Tis that time of year, you bunch of bilge rats!
Hoist the Jolly Roger! Party on the Poop Deck!
List ye favorite pirate stories, pirate jokes, pirate puns, and pirate dad jokes below.

Unofficial site: http://talklikeapirate.com/

Prior threads:
2015: https://meh.com/forum/topics/ahoy-buccaneers
2016: https://meh.com/forum/topics/anyone-realize-its-international-talk-like-a-pirate-day
2018: https://meh.com/forum/topics/ahoy-september-19th-be-international-talk-like-a-pirate-day
2019 #1: https://meh.com/forum/topics/talk-like-a-pirate-day
2019 #2: https://meh.com/forum/topics/ahoy-meh-tees-talk-like-a-pirate-day-2019