Ahoy! Meh-Tees! Talk Like a Pirate Day 2021
8Arrrggghhh!
Almost forgot today’s the day!
'Tis that time of year, you bunch of bilge rats!
Hoist the Jolly Roger! Party on the Poop Deck!
List ye favorite pirate stories, pirate jokes, pirate puns, and pirate dad jokes below.
Unofficial site: http://talklikeapirate.com/
Prior threads:
2015: https://meh.com/forum/topics/ahoy-buccaneers
2016: https://meh.com/forum/topics/anyone-realize-its-international-talk-like-a-pirate-day
2018: https://meh.com/forum/topics/ahoy-september-19th-be-international-talk-like-a-pirate-day
2019 #1: https://meh.com/forum/topics/talk-like-a-pirate-day
2019 #2: https://meh.com/forum/topics/ahoy-meh-tees-talk-like-a-pirate-day-2019
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@mike808
Question I pose ye
What’s the pirate’s best knit cloth
'Course it be arrrrrgyle
@OldCatLady @tinamarie1974
Ahoy, thar be plunderin’ aboot!
P-arrrrgh-ty!
/giphy captain sparrow
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/photos-of-pirate-cat-miss-rigby-sailing-the-ocean/
https://www.history.com/news/5-notorious-female-pirates
@Kyeh OG Pirate Booty
Well shiver me skivvies, before me plank walks off. Arrgh. Thar might could be buried treasure thar.
BTW, whar’s that dwarf parrot that makes that land lubber buy him things? He’s been MIA from the dude’s shoulder. Did some hawk take him out for dinner?
W00t! I scored a full copy of the butthole edition before the torrent got shut down!
@werehatrack
“Butthole Edition”? Whazzat?
@f00l
The movie version of Cats had employed CGI that morphed the humans into cats instead of relying entirely on practical-effect costumes, and the morphing engine was more anatomically accurate than intended. The puckers were noticed before the final cut was shipped, and the whole thing got re-rendered to remove them.
@werehatrack
Butthole rendering
Is so accurate! Conster-
Nation! Oops! Re-Do!
Yar, I discovered that Long John Silver’s Dress Like a Pirate free food offer is only valid if the poor lubber handling orders has been made aware.
Which he had not.
@brainmist For $12/hr, I wouldn’t give a fuck either. Your issue is with LJS management, not the entry level kid treated like cannon fodder.
@brainmist @mike808
OK. Maybe I’m overreading it, but it seems to me that what @brainmist was saying was actually the same as the point you made so belligerently…
@chienfou @mike808 Oh, absolutely. Fun gimmicks stop being funny when the person working isn’t in on the joke. And it’s management’s job to make sure everyone is, if their corporate is going to run a nationwide campaign.