Ahoy! Meh-Tees! Talk Like a Pirate Day 2019
6'Tis that time of year, you bunch of bilge rats!
Hoist the Jolly Roger! Party on the Poop Deck!
List ye favorite pirate stories, pirate jokes, pirate puns, and pirate dad jokes below.
Unofficial site: http://talklikeapirate.com/
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What be a pirate’s favorite letter?
@mike808 rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@mike808 i (aye?)
What be a pirate’s favorite vowel?
@mike808 also rrrrrrrrrrrrr
@tinamarie1974 Arrrrgh.
'Tis not the correct answer.
Hoist that dog up to the yardarm.
A pirate’s favorite vowel be “Aye”.
As in the things ye see out of.
@mike808 well shiver me timbers! And you did say VOWEL!! SMH
What does a vegan pirate zombie crave?
Graaaaaiiinnns.
Wouldn’t it be the Spinach Maaaaiiinnn?
/giphy Jack Sparrow
Figured we needed a hot pirate
@tinamarie1974 @oldcatlady
I think this is the hot pirate ye be searchin’ for, matey.
@mike808 @OldCatLady well shiver me timbers, that’s a plank I wouldn’t mind “walking”. How many stars can I give that exactly?!?
@tinamarie1974 - Don’t you mean “how many Arrs”?
@mike808 @tinamarie1974 I can’t see what kind of socks he’s wearing, though I’ve looked carefully. What’s a pirate’s favorite sock, you ask? Arrrrgyle.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
I’ve a dec of pieces of eight? Tell me doc - is there a black spot in me treasure chest? I’m off to the powder room - me cannon’s fuse is a lot shorter these days?
He said, “Aye matey.”
What did he say to his Mexican friend, the following year?
“Aye matey Juan.”
@aetris
/youtube styx pieces of eight