Account Feature Request: Total $$$ Spent on Meh??

@Barney You mean mehsochist

@heartny Yay! Good one!!! A hundred and one purchases here…and a huge thank you to Holly for never regretting a single one!

@narfcake Not working for me… this result is clearly not true. https://cotdropshare.s3.amazonaws.com/1CMNvkzjmY

@Collin1000
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I think you’re going to have to blame the goat for that.

@narfcake Doesn’t work for me either, but thanks for the attempted tip.

@bluecolor TWSS

@narfcake This javascript appears to work with the current orders page:

var total = 0;
$('span.summary').each(function() {
    var price = $(this).text().match(/\d+$/)[0];
    total += parseInt(price);
});
alert("$" + total);

@djslack it does indeed. @bluecolor @Collin1000 @narfcake

And this is cleaner:

var total = 0;
$('span.summary').each(function() {
    total += parseInt($(this).text().match(/\d+$/)[0],10);
});
alert("$" + total);

actually it doesn’t work. only adds qty 1 of everything. should be sleeping but working on a fix. it would help if I knew javascript, i’m just googling shit and trying.

@jbartus @narfcake @collin1000 @bluecolor this one takes quantity into account. I spend way too much here. It nearly doubled my total!

var total = 0;
$('span.summary').each(function() {
    var nums = $(this).text().match(/\d+\.\d+|\d+\b|\d+(?=\w)/g);
    total += parseInt(nums[0],10)*parseInt(nums[1],10);
});
alert("Your Meh habit has cost you $" + total  + " so far");

This does not account for shipping or VMP charges. I also don’t know what an orders page with shipping charges looks like so this may or may not work there.

@djslack I’m not sure which of ours, if either, is more efficient:

var total = 0;
$('span.summary').each(function() {
    qty = $(this).text().match(/\bQuantity: \d/)[0],10;
    total += parseInt($(this).text().match(/\d+$/)[0],10) * parseInt(qty.substr(-1));
});
alert("$" + total);

Was tinkering once you said you weren’t keen on Javascript. My brain is fuzzy at 3 AM though Then I saw you posted and went to see if I could trim mine any further.

@djslack Holy cow, $3035 hahaha. Thanks.

Problems with my last one, too. Sometimes there are numbers in the item options. This fixes that (and brought my spend back to a somewhat sane level)

var total = 0;
$('span.summary').each(function() {
    var nums = $(this).text().match(/\d+\.\d+|\d+\b|\d+(?=\w)/g);
    total += parseInt(nums[0],10)*parseInt(nums[nums.length - 1],10);
});
alert("Your Meh habit has cost you $" + total  + " so far");

@jbartus I think your method sidestepped the problem I had in my last version.

@djslack does mine match your new one? Your old one definitely didn’t

Your new one did for me but I don’t know that I had the variation you saw

@jbartus They match for my orders page!

@RedOak
Amazon does it. Don’t look. You really don’t wanna see that. Seriously.

@f00l Really don’t want to see that total… and that would be why they bury the info.