But miracle whip isn’t actually food, is it?
@werehatrack Much less “date food”.
You can use it for dry skin!
@Kyeh Possibly its best use.
@Kyeh That sounds like it’s a great way to strip paint.
@Kyeh @pakopako I didn’t think about it, but that might actually work on some kinds of latex.
So they only carry the small size? Talk about a lame sex shop.
@yakkoTDI There is a reason why they are called Crisco parties and not Miracle Whip parties.
@werehatrack But who would bring a whip to a Crisco party?
@werehatrack @yakkoTDI When I think of those parties, I picture a different kind of Miracle Whip.
But miracle whip isn’t actually food, is it?
@werehatrack
Much less “date food”.
You can use it for dry skin!

@Kyeh Possibly its best use.
@Kyeh That sounds like it’s a great way to strip paint.
@Kyeh @pakopako I didn’t think about it, but that might actually work on some kinds of latex.
So they only carry the small size? Talk about a lame sex shop.
@yakkoTDI There is a reason why they are called Crisco parties and not Miracle Whip parties.
@werehatrack But who would bring a whip to a Crisco party?
@werehatrack @yakkoTDI When I think of those parties, I picture a different kind of Miracle Whip.