A Meh for Every Occasion

huja busted out the gifs said
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What meh item would you take with you . . .

  1. To help you survive alone on a desert island?
  2. As a gift to the Queen of England?
  3. As a secret-Santa gift for a frienemy at work?
  4. As a permanent exhibit at a museum you curated?
  5. As a part of your estate to be passed along to later generations?

(Does not have to be a meh item you purchased. Just one that has been offered for sale)