@metageist: Too light to use as a weapon, too quiet to use to distract the undead.
@lljk: Maybe if they sold ones with lasers or something, but meh didn't.
See - the knives are self explanatory. The speakers ... shit you can hurl. Light ropes are a great distraction ... "head towards the light", until a segment invariably goes dead, which might confuse the undead and buys more time. The mugs ... well, we still gotta drink, right?
@narfcake you attach the knives to the quad copter in such a way as to be able to remote drop knives on zombies while sipping an irish coffee out of your thermal mug and listening to some sweet sweet tunes out of your speakerdoc.
-water -food -knife -firestarter -ammunition -m&p 15 (no California restrictions) Wesities are doomed. (and other living assholes trying to take your stuff) -wet naps for wiping off brains -oh yes, knowledge about zombies (p.s. camera for taking selfies with zombies)
I was hoping the list looked more like:
@narfcake maybe a speaker watch. that way you can talk to it while on the run
@narfcake What about toy quadcopters?
@metageist: Too light to use as a weapon, too quiet to use to distract the undead.
@lljk: Maybe if they sold ones with lasers or something, but meh didn't.
See - the knives are self explanatory. The speakers ... shit you can hurl. Light ropes are a great distraction ... "head towards the light", until a segment invariably goes dead, which might confuse the undead and buys more time. The mugs ... well, we still gotta drink, right?
@narfcake you attach the knives to the quad copter in such a way as to be able to remote drop knives on zombies while sipping an irish coffee out of your thermal mug and listening to some sweet sweet tunes out of your speakerdoc.
Lots of sex. Five times.
@RedOak preferably with a goat.
-water
-food
-knife
-firestarter
-ammunition
-m&p 15 (no California restrictions) Wesities are doomed.
(and other living assholes trying to take your stuff)
-wet naps for wiping off brains
-oh yes, knowledge about zombies
(p.s. camera for taking selfies with zombies)
Damn, I went over 5. I don't care - it's a fucking Zombie Apocalypse!
@mfladd Numbers are hard.
Four bottles of scotch and a pair of binoculars.
5 Ladders
@thismyusername
Toilet Paper
ArmaLite AR-10 PRC260, with light, scope, spare mags & ammo
Bacon
Beer
Glock 22 with spare mags & ammo.
Right after actual fucking zombies gets checked off some other make believe list . . .
Parkour training
a fatter,slower "friend"
@earlyre
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/hell-probably-be-okay
Apparently a gripper grabber and a cat. No garden tools.
@hollboll LOL..the dog will NEVER forgive her. So wrong :)