Mostly because I really wanted my VMP to mean something other than a free $5 donation to Meh, and Meh didn’t want to ship me the toothbrushes I tried to order a few days ago…
@djslack which, if i thought that, would have really pissed me off…cause that is just a lack of caring for the customer…not to mention a waste of everyone’s time and money.
@cinoclav I know that…but other people on that fuko got the same monitors intact…mine was just thrown in the box and that with the fact that others received good ones leads me to believe it was carelessness in packing…and after 45 orders and being a loyal customer and the work and time in getting that Fuko pisses me off that MEH didn’t give a crap…
I just happen to have the inside track on how some of the Fukos work, especially this one.
They had ten of these monitors, nine in perfect condition and one broken all to hell. At their last staff meeting before Fuko time, they all got together and said, “Who are we going to give the bad one to?”
Yep, they chose you, @fastharry. Why? Because they like you, and they like me, too. You should be happy to be so honored. I’m happy they honored you, too. Why? Because I didn’t get the broken monitor.
Sometimes you have to “think outside the box,” or consider a paradigm shift. In this case think outside the bag, or, if you are into New Age crap you can “become the bag.” Yes, I’m getting to the point. Don’t be so damned impatient. What if, instead of concealing a gift in a bag, the bag was the gift? Christmas is coming. Twenty bucks is nothing at Christmas. You have 20 friends or so? Give them the gift of bags! Imagine the dopamine levels in their brain skyrocketing as they behold the gift of 42 bags. I can hardly contain my own emotions just thinking about. Bags are useful, colorful, you can put useless gifts in them. It boggles the mind. Speaking of minds, my timer just went off and I have to take my antipsychotics. Anyway, think about it - the Gift of Bags. A new age has dawned. The Bag Age.
@jewelshound I know you’re kidding, but I seriously bought these as a gift for my mother, who likes giving people presents in bags. And then I bought her more bags on amazon.
If it were 42 Christmas gift bags - that would be great. But wait… those probably actually sell in stores and would never show up here. What was I thinking?
Based on the negative comments regarding the last sale, I almost didn’t buy this. I’m glad I did. We found the assortment to be varied and the bags are honestly higher quality than we’d usually pick out.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
42x Gift bags
Warranty
90 day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
It’s in the bag - Meh bagging big time
Whoa
Are there Meh black on black shirts in any of these?
@PHRoG yeah provided you make one and put it in one of the bags. You can even drape it across one to two extra bags.
@PHRoG t shirts, t shirts, TEE SHIRTS.
@PHRoG @reclaimercube * inspired by @narfcake
@PHRoG @reclaimercube @surfeit Oh sure, blame it on the guy who only wears catshirts on days that end in ‘y’.
I’m a Loaf
@narfcake Naaah…just trying to show appreciation for a nicely meh cat shirt alternative you posted over here The thing I always lose:
@narfcake @PHRoG @reclaimercube @surfeit looks alot like the bread I made last night. Which is better than being black like mine
This is one that you can just keep on giving.
Do any of these bags contain crap?
@lljk That can be arranged.
Papa’s got 42 brand new bags.
Meh shirts?
@jst1ofknd of course not
/giphy queenlike-traceable-low
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Just putting space between me and the creepy spider.
@bleedmichigan Nope.
These look pretty cool,
but I only have 41 friends deserving gifts.
@kdemo Don’t forget your best friend of all, You! You deserve something special too. Something like an empty gift bag.
I survived the last gift bag sale, I got 42 all small size. Please don’t let this happen again…
perfect accessory for when you and your beer goggles get “lucky” at the club. You even have some extra’s in case one actually comes loose…;)
/giphy choosy-bejeweled-level
Mostly because I really wanted my VMP to mean something other than a free $5 donation to Meh, and Meh didn’t want to ship me the toothbrushes I tried to order a few days ago…
I’m not ever trusting the words “gift bag assortment” again meh. Hard pass on this deal.
Wooo! Empty bags with handles!
/giphy majestic-passing-fold
@mossygreen Huh. I feel like giphy is undermining my enthusiasm. What does giphy know that I don’t?
So, none of the absolute clusterfuck the last time gift bags were sold and many of us got a whole bunch of tiny bags?
@cinoclav word.
@cinoclav Came here for that.
how dare any of you accuse MEH of effing something up…at least your small bags got there OK…and did not have the need for some type of padding…
@fastharry this doesn’t make it any better, but the fuko monitor was probably broken before it shipped.
@fastharry
@djslack @fastharry really, we’re still on this?
@djslack which, if i thought that, would have really pissed me off…cause that is just a lack of caring for the customer…not to mention a waste of everyone’s time and money.
@fastharry That’s what they do. I’ve gotten plenty of broken junk in my Fuku/o’s. They thrive on that disappointment.
@cinoclav I know that…but other people on that fuko got the same monitors intact…mine was just thrown in the box and that with the fact that others received good ones leads me to believe it was carelessness in packing…and after 45 orders and being a loyal customer and the work and time in getting that Fuko pisses me off that MEH didn’t give a crap…
@cinoclav @fastharry
I just happen to have the inside track on how some of the Fukos work, especially this one.
They had ten of these monitors, nine in perfect condition and one broken all to hell. At their last staff meeting before Fuko time, they all got together and said, “Who are we going to give the bad one to?”
Yep, they chose you, @fastharry. Why? Because they like you, and they like me, too. You should be happy to be so honored. I’m happy they honored you, too. Why? Because I didn’t get the broken monitor.
If only there were 43 bags…
I think I will stick to Dollar Tree for my gift bag needs.
@ponagathos And for the gifts im socially obligated to get for people i don’t like.
This is best re-gift item anyone could ever get!
Last bags were single condom size. So bad meh offered credit. Hard pass also.
Sometimes you have to “think outside the box,” or consider a paradigm shift. In this case think outside the bag, or, if you are into New Age crap you can “become the bag.” Yes, I’m getting to the point. Don’t be so damned impatient. What if, instead of concealing a gift in a bag, the bag was the gift? Christmas is coming. Twenty bucks is nothing at Christmas. You have 20 friends or so? Give them the gift of bags! Imagine the dopamine levels in their brain skyrocketing as they behold the gift of 42 bags. I can hardly contain my own emotions just thinking about. Bags are useful, colorful, you can put useless gifts in them. It boggles the mind. Speaking of minds, my timer just went off and I have to take my antipsychotics. Anyway, think about it - the Gift of Bags. A new age has dawned. The Bag Age.
@jewelshound I know you’re kidding, but I seriously bought these as a gift for my mother, who likes giving people presents in bags. And then I bought her more bags on amazon.
Again? Enough said (or asked)…
Now if meh made a real Irk plushy you wouldn’t have had to photoshop the last photo… Just sayin’.
Which reminds me. You have missed some baby arm opportunities here and there as well. You are welcome.
For everyone that’s gun shy from the last bag sale:
Do none of these contain tissue paper or/and a blank card? I’m looking one stop shopping like those Superman bags I just ran out of.
42 bags for $20? A subtle reference to 420? Maybe they ship the tiny gift bags for a reason? Just wondering…
What’s next 100 plastic grocery bags?..some with store names (i.e. Walmart) on them…
I’m a risk taker.
/giphy windy-icky-act
NO NOT EVER!
42 wine bottle gift bags and I’d be all over it.
@rlux You just need to re-think “wine bottle size.”
Your welcome!
@rlux @therealjrn for some reason, I’m 15 again and puking my guts out… thanks for the memories, I think?
I never have to buy a gift bag again. Unless they sell it again on meh.
/giphy mute-fitful-turkey
Uh…no, no no no no. Nope nope nope.
Yeah okay, a starter stock to have on hand before incoming gift season is not a bad thing.
/giphy renewed-befuddled-prison
@Kawa The order number giphies are disturbingly violent today.
It was tempting, but then I remembered I don’t have 42 friends. It would be a waste of good bags.
Bad bags? Mad tags? Something like that.
@TheFLP Well or you could figure you’d have a 42 year supply?
@Kidsandliz I’d be old enough to have my ashes put in one of them by the end.
If it were 42 Christmas gift bags - that would be great. But wait… those probably actually sell in stores and would never show up here. What was I thinking?
/giphy tainted-acid-cooler
Really nice, thanks!
@mobilizer They sent nice gift bags? Uh-oh, somebody’s gonna get fired.
Based on the negative comments regarding the last sale, I almost didn’t buy this. I’m glad I did. We found the assortment to be varied and the bags are honestly higher quality than we’d usually pick out.
@FrostByte My mother says the same thing: nice variety, better quality and more useful designs that the previous batch I got her.