Slim Jim Giant Original Flavor Smoked Meat Sticks (48-Pack)
Big, meaty flavor that will please the ginormous meat-lover in you
They come individually wrapped, so you can enjoy a king-size snack anywhere you want
Each individually wrapped snack stick is made to please your carnivorous cravings with a bold taste your taste buds will love
Enjoy this beefy protein snack food for an easy, on-the-go meat feast that’ll kick hunger to the curb
Intensely bold Original flavor is prime for snack foods, lunchtime, after school or anytime
Keto Friendly Meat Snack that fits a low carb lifestyle - 6g of Protein, 4g Net Carbs (5g Total Carbs minus 1g Dietary Fiber), and 1g Added Sugar per serving
I always thought the “puny” ones tasted better than the big ones for some reason. When I was a kid, I used to go to Magoo’s, the bar around the corner, to buy them out of a vending machine for a dime.
@ponagathos The first small one always tasted the best. By the time you got to the end of the second one, or to the end of the big one, it wasn’t good anymore - and that’s what gets remembered.
If you visit Cleveland, try our “Smokies”, like a Slim Jim on steroids. Made in many local butcher shops as well as the West Side Market, can get beef, beef and pork, many flavors, even teriyaki. Much fresher tasting, as they are made fresh. Not to be confused with the Little Smokies cocktail wieners which are something completely different.
This is one of the “foods” that’s killing America:
Corn Syrup, Salt, Dextrose, Sodium Phosphate, Maltodextrin, Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, Sodium Hydroxide, Soy Lecithin, Sodium Nitrite…
Want some chemicals with your mechanically-separated “beef?” I’m not a Food Fascist- you can eat whatever you damn please- but there are so many things to eat, and ways to prepare them, that it makes no sense to consume Frankenfood. Now pass the Chips Ahoy…
There’s no way that I could go through one order of these without hitting the point where I never wanted to see another dry, overseasoned, skinny meat-product-derived snack, ever again. (And you can interpret “skinny” in this context any way that you’d like.)
I remember my 6th grade teacher telling our class that she was going to eat nothing but ice cream for 2 straight weeks.
At first we were all like “that sounds awesome!”, but then she told us that the reason she was doing it was because she ate too much of it, and this was her way of never wanting to eat it again. I ran into her @20 years later at a grocery store and I had to ask her if her ice cream trick worked…she said she went YEARS before she could even look at it without getting sick. I have always wanted to see if that would work for me. But I think 2 days in with these (if that) would be enough to push me over the edge.
I used to like slim jims but then i watched the video on how they are made. if you like slim jims and want to get these and keep liking them, do not watch that video. LOL
@blaineg Not that I could find. Researchers have documented multiple figures including 364 and 252 at Purdue. I did not see an endorsement from the maker of the pops for any of the numbers.
You know it’s a fun place to work when your spell checker doesn’t catch the word “dong” in your ad copy. “You need to stop whatever you’re dong…”??? Freudian slip?? Here? I think not! Is that a clue as to what you’re selling tomorrow? Awkward!
I’m totally surprised no one has mentioned that already. Don’t you weirdos read these things anymore? This is a national treasure and obviously you losers are only here for the cheap shit (and incidentally, today, the things that make you shit.)
@dbevensjr was just thinking the same thing! And though not as Freudian, the other missed spellcheck: “…MOVE to wear the SLIM JIMS ARE!!!” Maybe we’re becoming immune to the mistakes and oversights. Or just lazy. Or just possibly dumber.
@dbevensjr@JWhirly Lots of people have become insufficiently vigilant against the artificial dumbing inserted by autocorrupt, that’s for sure. If there was just one thing I could change about my Pixel 7 Pro, I’d turn all of its autocorrupt misfeatures off.
Specs
Product: 42 or 48-Pack: Slim Jim Original, Tabasco or Combo Cheese Sticks
Model:
Condition: New
Slim Jim Giant Tabasco Seasoned Smoked Meat Sticks (48-Pack)
Slim Jim Giant Original Flavor Smoked Meat Sticks (48-Pack)
Slim Jim Original Beef Snack Stick 'n Cheese Snack Sticks (42-Pack)
What’s Included?
OR
OR
Price Comparison
Tabasco: $83.42 for 48 at Amazon
Original: $49.96 for 48 at Amazon
Combo Cheese: $58.53 for 42 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Mar 27 - Tuesday, Mar 28
Best by dates?
@elpepe
It’s a Slim Jim
@elpepe They’re SlimJims. Probably circa 4023?
@elpepe added; my bad!
@elpepe I go by Circuit City dates.
@elpepe @Hanky Ha!
@elpepe @psantora He’s dead, Jim.
@Hanky that’s a solid pun, legit.
/giphy solid pun
Best By 4/16/23. By the time you receive them you’ll have some tasty treats you can give your dog.
@rdcarpen That is a lot of salt for a canine
You need to space the meat sticks out a little more, I’m still working on the last two orders.
@awk I’d prefer that you just ate more meat sticks
@troy I can only fit so much meat in here
@awk @troy That’s what they said.
@awk @squishybrain @troy Really? You politically corrected “That’s what she said”? WTF is wrong with you?
@awk @squishybrain @Trinityscrew @troy
“That.”
- She
@awk @Trinityscrew @troy Sheesh! It was just a joke!
@awk @squishybrain @troy So was my reply.
@awk @rpstrong @Trinityscrew @troy
“That” - They
I always thought the “puny” ones tasted better than the big ones for some reason. When I was a kid, I used to go to Magoo’s, the bar around the corner, to buy them out of a vending machine for a dime.
@ponagathos The first small one always tasted the best. By the time you got to the end of the second one, or to the end of the big one, it wasn’t good anymore - and that’s what gets remembered.
@werehatrack You may be right. This is probably best enjoyed in small doses anyway.
Why must you tempt me so…?
Are these the floor models?
@awk shhhh… nothing to see here
@awk @troy what’s a little floor cheese between friends?
@awk @pakopako @troy
@pakopako @troy Goes great with foot lettuce!
Well, that’s good to know.
@mehcuda67 The refurbs are awful.
@mehcuda67 @werehatrack
No shit?
@mehcuda67 @werehatrack @yakkoTDI
We can proudly say the amount of fecal contamination is within legally mandated limits.
/giphy straight-charismatic-turtle
/giphy famous-trustworthy-tortellini
@mikesmells is that Nick Cannon in
Ah, what the hell, I can start a meat stick pile next to the stroopwafel pile.
/giphy lacy-heavy-toffee
@awk
You just reminded me I have a box of stroopwafel in the pantry XD
Also, since when are we able to buy the previous day’s product?
@awk @DVDBZN At least August, if memory serves.
0:15 > 6 for 97 cents, not ‘giant’ lol
@Larry1977
/giphy kool-aid man oh yeah
How’s it keto w/corn syrup? Asking for a friend.
@KSchweitz it’s not
If you visit Cleveland, try our “Smokies”, like a Slim Jim on steroids. Made in many local butcher shops as well as the West Side Market, can get beef, beef and pork, many flavors, even teriyaki. Much fresher tasting, as they are made fresh. Not to be confused with the Little Smokies cocktail wieners which are something completely different.
@danexton All that, and LeBron left?
@danexton these are big in Pennsylvania Amish country as well!
@phendrick LeBron’s in the right state now, he can “get” all the sausage he wants in California!
@calicojack42 True, also Amish country in Ohio as well.
Mmm, smoked sinew.
Oh sí!
*where
I make bad decisions.
@capnjb You’re in the right place.
Can these be a part of a healthy, balanced diet?
@olsmeister
/8ball Can these be a part of a healthy, balanced diet?
As I see it, yes
This is one of the “foods” that’s killing America:
Corn Syrup, Salt, Dextrose, Sodium Phosphate, Maltodextrin, Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, Sodium Hydroxide, Soy Lecithin, Sodium Nitrite…
Want some chemicals with your mechanically-separated “beef?” I’m not a Food Fascist- you can eat whatever you damn please- but there are so many things to eat, and ways to prepare them, that it makes no sense to consume Frankenfood. Now pass the Chips Ahoy…
Need something in place of those hot ones they had here awhile back.
/giphy bad-lost-net
There’s no way that I could go through one order of these without hitting the point where I never wanted to see another dry, overseasoned, skinny meat-product-derived snack, ever again. (And you can interpret “skinny” in this context any way that you’d like.)
@werehatrack I think you are right, lol!
I remember my 6th grade teacher telling our class that she was going to eat nothing but ice cream for 2 straight weeks.
At first we were all like “that sounds awesome!”, but then she told us that the reason she was doing it was because she ate too much of it, and this was her way of never wanting to eat it again. I ran into her @20 years later at a grocery store and I had to ask her if her ice cream trick worked…she said she went YEARS before she could even look at it without getting sick. I have always wanted to see if that would work for me. But I think 2 days in with these (if that) would be enough to push me over the edge.
LEGOS! EGGOS! STRATEGO! AWESOME!
I used to live on these. The hot farts are amazing.
I used to like slim jims but then i watched the video on how they are made. if you like slim jims and want to get these and keep liking them, do not watch that video. LOL
Wait. 186? Has this been documented? Why wasn’t I told?
@blaineg Not that I could find. Researchers have documented multiple figures including 364 and 252 at Purdue. I did not see an endorsement from the maker of the pops for any of the numbers.
@werehatrack This kind of quality content is what makes Meh special.
You know it’s a fun place to work when your spell checker doesn’t catch the word “dong” in your ad copy. “You need to stop whatever you’re dong…”??? Freudian slip?? Here? I think not! Is that a clue as to what you’re selling tomorrow? Awkward!
I’m totally surprised no one has mentioned that already. Don’t you weirdos read these things anymore? This is a national treasure and obviously you losers are only here for the cheap shit (and incidentally, today, the things that make you shit.)
@dbevensjr was just thinking the same thing! And though not as Freudian, the other missed spellcheck: “…MOVE to wear the SLIM JIMS ARE!!!” Maybe we’re becoming immune to the mistakes and oversights. Or just lazy. Or just possibly dumber.
@dbevensjr @JWhirly Lots of people have become insufficiently vigilant against the artificial dumbing inserted by autocorrupt, that’s for sure. If there was just one thing I could change about my Pixel 7 Pro, I’d turn all of its autocorrupt misfeatures off.
@dbevensjr
Well, they ARE talking about meat sticks.
@dbevensjr @Kyeh And observed samples often appear prelubricated.
/giphy alive-loathsome-ostrich
I think someone in the warehouse was hungry. One box came totally empty.
Package was “left at my garage door”.
I DON’T HAVE A GARAGE!!!