@jst1ofknd I’m beyond lost for words. I’m more confused than anything else. Am I a man of my word? I never specified really other than demanding a Pursonic here and there.
@reclaimercube Now don’t go trying to change shit up to say you were asking for a pursonic all along. Because you didn’t you fucker. You got your toothbrush. Who needs puppies and cash anyway?
What replacement brushes do these use? It looks like they might be the same as Philips Sonicare ones. If so, that would be great…easy to get replacements
I’m not very drunk yet but I’m buying anyway. My overpriced Sonicare is dying. I’m try these cheap craps. Three silly patterns headed my way! pleasant-winding-chin. If I could remember how to get a gif for that I would. More beer!
Be careful. I once bought a sonic toothbrush and there was only one button and that just made the whole thing shake. No AM/FM selector, no volume, and I couldn’t find any speakers. I’m not being fooled twice.
@rtjhnstn Both, I thought. But I was wrong — there are only two Irks, but four Glens. They fiendishly hid a couple more of him in there, thinking no one would notice. But the truth will out!
My favorite shirt is my first meh shirt. It’s the one with the mah faces. I think it was for the year mehversary. I have been waiting for another one like it.
@nolrak@therealjrn You notice how carefully they said only ONCE so now they won’t honor requests for puppies, cash, $1 macbooks, nor escalates even if we, too, ask for 13 days.
@surfeit These are actually pretty good brushes, and they run a long time on that (cheapo) AAA battery - several months’ of twice-daily use, at least. I’d call the bristles “soft.”
Spousal Unit has been hoarding the Oral B ginormous multi-family pack that was a gift intended for us both. Truth be told, the Oral B looks more like a power tile scrubber. Ha!
@hchavers you will likely have to post more than 13 days though as the write up said they are caving only once to someone who posts 13 days. Clearly less than 14 isn’t now going to work.
What if this toothbrush is counterfate?
Maybe the ceo of meh has rubbed his balls on every brush-head! Or maybe meh is used for smuggling bath salts in the form of brushes? There just seems like to much toothbrush crush idk.
@donrull
There were purposeful grammar errors in that post because I am 2 steps ahead of you…
The epilate reply was pretty good though! A little less meh a little closer to average. Careful you may get stalked on here.
I was just about to hit the buy button when you paused the freaking deal. You’ve had crap for 3 weeks and now that you have some crap I want, you put the brakes on.
@sammydog01 I ordered three different colors last night because cooties if the grandspawns end up with them. I still have my Pursonic but I don’t really like it.
Sucked me in! You can barely buy a manual toothbrush for that price. Just sad that I didn’t wake up earlier enough to chose a color other than “Crawford” (I think that’s actually an order number - not a color name!)
o.m.g. I just got braces a month ago, at 58 years of age and eating out is TORTURE but now I can brush my chompers in the restaurant bathrooms in style yo. I’m also a cheap a$$ so these fit right in with my lifestyle.
Crawford it is X 3, sent to my daughter whom travels alot. Your posts tell me that for the last 16 hours all other designs sold-out. I didn’t just miss anything by being tardy to ‘buy’. I’ll go look at MorningSave for design choices since I have about an hour to cancel this order…
Interesting. Soooooo…I just paid $5 for each toothbrush, for a total 3-pack price of $15. Great. I was under the impression that I was paying $5 for three, and by ordering three I would receive nine. This was NOT a good deal.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
3x Toothbrush handles
6x Brush heads
3x AAA batteries
Price Comparison
$49.50 (for 3) at Amazon
Warranty
1 year Violife
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
The brush off
Son of a brush… They’re actually selling one… Does this one count ???
@reclaimercube I came here to page you and you were already here. Post up that order phrase!
@reclaimercube
Does this mean we’re done with our torch?
@reclaimercube btw good job not getting us $1 MacBooks with puppies and escalades!
@jst1ofknd I’m beyond lost for words. I’m more confused than anything else. Am I a man of my word? I never specified really other than demanding a Pursonic here and there.
@djslack @reclaimercube Thanks reclaimercube. A toothbrush is SO much better than an Escalade filled with cash.
@reclaimercube which colors are you buying? I suggest at least getting Carnival.
@reclaimercube Are you happy now, ya little fucker? Are ya!?
@reclaimercube Now don’t go trying to change shit up to say you were asking for a pursonic all along. Because you didn’t you fucker. You got your toothbrush. Who needs puppies and cash anyway?
@reclaimercube And I was going to do a post tonight for meh to: SELL A TOOTHBRUSH!!
Someone at meh has ESP(N).
@reclaimercube Day 13 of our campaign. We did it! I can brush my teeth again!
@djslack @reclaimercube this could have been us…ballin
No Internet connection with these? Pass.
Runs on a single AAA battery? That can’t last long…
@ruouttaurmind Yes, but if you use rechargeables, they last almost forever.
@ruouttaurmind I have one it lasts months.
So Wait you can buy just 1 at $4, no need to buy 3 it seems…
@Stallion Oops sorry you must buy at least 3 of these… I tried
/giphy hurried-tidy-orc
@jwoody27 Is that orc going to be okay?
@ShotgunX I’m not sure what makes an ork tidy up quickly but I doubt it’s a good thing and I don’t think it looks ok.
@jwoody27 @ShotgunX
His mother-in-law is coming for a visit.
A brush with destiny.
What replacement brushes do these use? It looks like they might be the same as Philips Sonicare ones. If so, that would be great…easy to get replacements
@pjdemmitt Unlikely. The manual says these twist off/on and snap-lock into place. Philips various brusheads (DiamondClean, etc) just slide straight on/off over the drive shaft. Good luck finding them anywhere… https://www.amazon.com/Violife-Slim-Sonic-Replacement-Heads/dp/B01IAFJPSO
I’m not very drunk yet but I’m buying anyway. My overpriced Sonicare is dying. I’m try these cheap craps. Three silly patterns headed my way! pleasant-winding-chin. If I could remember how to get a gif for that I would. More beer!
@shortman Here ya go S-man
/giphy pleasant-winding-chin
Finally something that is not a recent repeat
@blankcanvas0587 But this will be a future “recent repeat” likely.
/giphy thunderous-puzzling-cord
MFers gonna brush
Petals is sold out already. Bummer.
@heartny also it’s possible they don’t know what petals are
Toothbrush guy is gonna lose his shit!
/giphy head explode
nice way to discriminate against meth heads…
It’s a little like an old-school Meh deal!
I bought a few, mostly just to work some of the rigor mortis out of my VMP membership…
/giphy atrocious-average-oxygen
Actually been waiting on some sonicare compatible travel brushes. Just too bad the petals pattern sold out so fast.
/giphy boiling-impressive-dime
Be careful. I once bought a sonic toothbrush and there was only one button and that just made the whole thing shake. No AM/FM selector, no volume, and I couldn’t find any speakers. I’m not being fooled twice.
@jewelshound Your head is your speaker, just sayin’
@jewelshound isn’t vibration all you need in a long, slender tube?
@hchavers I try to make a silly post about every product but this one was a challenge but I tried
Wait. There are two Irks and Glens in the last photo. HAVE THEY BEEN CLONED?
@TheFLP AHHHHH! There’s three of them!
@TheFLP Which, Glens or Irks? Glens I could tolerate, Irks are a different matter.
@rtjhnstn Both, I thought. But I was wrong — there are only two Irks, but four Glens. They fiendishly hid a couple more of him in there, thinking no one would notice. But the truth will out!
@TheFLP Who in the name of God let either reproduce?
@rtjhnstn And how do sock puppets reproduce, anyway?
@rtjhnstn @TheFLP
Usually when somebody is arguing on the internet and wants to make it appear more posters agree with their point of view.
/Ba Dum Tishhh
@rtjhnstn @therealjrn
Jesus, the internet ruins everything.
/giphy quickest-waterproof-pirate
@reclaimercube there’s everyones proof that I actually ordered it. You win this time meh.
@reclaimercube There ya go ya fucker.
@reclaimercube I was hoping you’d say, “I would’ve bought one if you had argyle. Pass.”
@reclaimercube time to take up a new cause. I’ve been patiently waiting for Meh. shirts…mine is wearing out.
@PHRoG @reclaimercube flask shirts!
@PHRoG you start the post and I’ll keep commenting ! I’m all about helping the next meh deal magically appear
@reclaimercube Ya think you have some powah now huh?
@PHRoG @reclaimercube
My favorite shirt is my first meh shirt. It’s the one with the mah faces. I think it was for the year mehversary. I have been waiting for another one like it.
@PHRoG @reclaimercube That hasn’t worked for shirts … right, @snapster?
@PHRoG @reclaimercube If you wear large, I can sell you one or two. Never gonna wear all of the ones I have. Most are the confetti ones.
@Jonas4321 @PHRoG tell me more… Show me pictures… Now we must get behind the shirt movement ! Let’s go squad
@reclaimercube More like squats & squirts if you ask me. pffft.
But hey. It worked once.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@PHRoG @reclaimercube
Oops. I said (typed) “mah shirt”…
/giphy curly-obnoxious-perch
Bath??
This. This writeup right here, this is what I love about Meh.
@nolrak It is pretty awesome.
@nolrak @therealjrn You notice how carefully they said only ONCE so now they won’t honor requests for puppies, cash, $1 macbooks, nor escalates even if we, too, ask for 13 days.
@Kidsandliz @nolrak @therealjrn
Yep, but we can try…
/giphy colorful-toothbrushes
@growyoungagain nice gif
Finally. We’ve been asking like forever for AAA batteries. Now, where to store them?
/giphy diligent-funky-poltergeist
@sligett Ah yes, the venerable Trinitron KV-2645RS!
/giphy alive-unsafe-land
Does this mean it’s time for me to start crusading for Meh to sell pooltoys?
@PooltoyWolf You need to wait until it is snowing out first.
@Kidsandliz Hey, no fair! >.>
/giphy debonair-open-dancer
Wow, they even have a blue tooth brush!
Just in time for the new Doctor Who season.
/giphy large-cogent-chocolate
Are the brushes soft? Don’t want to grind off my precious enamel…
@surfeit These are actually pretty good brushes, and they run a long time on that (cheapo) AAA battery - several months’ of twice-daily use, at least. I’d call the bristles “soft.”
@cbl_wv Thanks for the info!
Spousal Unit has been hoarding the Oral B ginormous multi-family pack that was a gift intended for us both. Truth be told, the Oral B looks more like a power tile scrubber. Ha!
“tense confused-fritter”
I have to brush now? What happened to good old days?
Maybe they also made a decision to once and only once let a customer dictate what they sell if it was asked for 14 days in a row.
@pwillia7 get started and make it a good one pls.
@pwillia7 And then 15, 16, 17, 18… to infinity and beyond.
Now I know the formula. I will post every day until Meh sells AAA batteries, the long lasting ones.
@hchavers you will likely have to post more than 13 days though as the write up said they are caving only once to someone who posts 13 days. Clearly less than 14 isn’t now going to work.
What if this toothbrush is counterfate?
Maybe the ceo of meh has rubbed his balls on every brush-head! Or maybe meh is used for smuggling bath salts in the form of brushes? There just seems like to much toothbrush crush idk.
@sippinndippin Now you’ve got my hopes up–thanks fer nuttin’.
@sippinndippin what if the CEO of meh is a woman?..
@ashlux @sippinndippin the CEO is @snapster. It’s a guy as far as I know. Matt Rutledge.
@ashlux @RiotDemon @sippinndippin @snapster I hope he epilates his balls first though. No offense.
@sippinndippin What if the CEO is a grammar Nazi?
@donrull @sippinndippin Then the offender will sentenced to hard labor digging up and then correcting grammar errors on the web?
@donrull
There were purposeful grammar errors in that post because I am 2 steps ahead of you…
The epilate reply was pretty good though! A little less meh a little closer to average. Careful you may get stalked on here.
Love the model number.
/giphy productive-ablaze-stew
I was too slow. Last colors left are meh.
Apparently these are the cool toothbrushes. The way the light reflects off of the metal bands—looks like they are wearing shades.
I was just about to hit the buy button when you paused the freaking deal. You’ve had crap for 3 weeks and now that you have some crap I want, you put the brakes on.
Can you use these to clean those hard to reach places in a pistol action? Asking for a friend…
Thank you for the description. I almost bought wrapping paper.
It won AMAZON CHOICE! That’s quite a distinction! (Look at the category it’s top in)
Will there be more colors available after 4:00 for VMP?
@merktastic they don’t reserve specific colors, only quantity.
giphy/brief-overwhelming-route
goes right along with “oh god, what did I just do.”
@hot72chev More I watch it, the more disturbing it becomes.
Whhhhhaaaaat? Only ‘Crawfords’ left? This makes me… disappointed.
/giphy no-more-wire-hangers
@TheMonkeyKing interesting gif.
@TheMonkeyKing at least crawford just ugly and not too fem.
/giphy abounding-foolish-smoke
@sammydog01 Nice motherfucking order number!
Why do so many people care what color their toothbrush is?
@sammydog01 I ordered three different colors last night because cooties if the grandspawns end up with them. I still have my Pursonic but I don’t really like it.
Dumb color good deal. Maybe I’ll brush my teeth now
So am I going to get 3 of these or 12 ? 3 Pak but have to buy 3 ??
@carolchap You get one of each color you order for 3 total. Plus 3 times 3 is 9 not 12.
@carolchap 3 pack for $12. You have to order each single brush, adding another, then another, to get to your 3 total for $12.
@therealjrn You’re better at explaining motherfucking stuff than I am.
@sammydog01 Don’t you even motherfucking worry. We gotcher motherfucking back, motherfucker.
Huh, these actually look handy. I’m in.
@reclaimercube please post a new photo when you receive your new fancy brushes!
Sucked me in! You can barely buy a manual toothbrush for that price. Just sad that I didn’t wake up earlier enough to chose a color other than “Crawford” (I think that’s actually an order number - not a color name!)
@parkhouse meh you would have had to have been up super early. I ordered just after 5 am and alls they had were mosaic and crawford…
o.m.g. I just got braces a month ago, at 58 years of age and eating out is TORTURE but now I can brush my chompers in the restaurant bathrooms in style yo. I’m also a cheap a$$ so these fit right in with my lifestyle.
Just needed to see what this looked like…
/giphy evil-detailed-sugarcane
@accumulator rather disturbing. Oh, well.
@accumulator perfect
@accumulator Looks like he needs a bigger toothbrush.
/giphy deadpan-unqualified-kite
If I remove the brush and add a phillips head, do I become a Time Lord?
How many of the Crawford design do they have? A few gaylords? I guess it will make a nice white elephant gift.
This claim of it being a solitary incident is patently ridiculous. I asked for headphones, and they posted headphones. @snapster even said so!
You all think I’m kidding, don’t you?
If wishes were fishes, we’d be up to our necks in dead fish. I’m afraid to ask for something around here … well, maybe the $1 MacBooks. And a puppy.
@TheFLP The new site had a robot puppy- maybe they can get a few for us cheap?
Well the order number is always true. These are a obsolete-quick-blackberry
Sigh. Same error. This is my punishment for not emailing customer service the first time it happened. My poor teeth. My poor hairy legs.
@HELLOALICE Just ask for personal phone order service for 14 days in a row…
Rechargeable, please.
@Felyne I don’t get it–they are rechargeable–just use rechargeable bats.
Think I placed the last order before the official time bell - had to try some in honor of the excellent customer/retailer engagement.
Crawford it is X 3, sent to my daughter whom travels alot. Your posts tell me that for the last 16 hours all other designs sold-out. I didn’t just miss anything by being tardy to ‘buy’. I’ll go look at MorningSave for design choices since I have about an hour to cancel this order…
@HoneyIMHome
3 for $19 at MorningSave. You get 3 of Crawford or 3 of Mosic. No mixing. My order stands. But glad I checked.
My order was randomly canceled. I wonder why…
Meh mehs again.
@shahnm Oh, how very meh.
@shahnm @therealjrn
/giphy counting is hard
@shahnm Same here. First time in months I’ve seen something I actually wanted and then my whole orders cancelled. GG meh.
I got my order just now. I can’t wait to try one out. Yay for being cheap.
Interesting. Soooooo…I just paid $5 for each toothbrush, for a total 3-pack price of $15. Great. I was under the impression that I was paying $5 for three, and by ordering three I would receive nine. This was NOT a good deal.
@jcargal I hope you never find out about the Escalade full of cash we could have had…
and psst: it was $12 for 3.
@therealjrn Still sucks. Little did you know the escalade was filled with rubber dog shyte from Hong Kong. Wow…you had no idea.
@jcargal Well, in that case, Imma glad I got the toothbrushes.
@jcargal I actually thought the same thing. I came on here to check if something went wrong with my order.
Yes, the description was confusing (re: the amount of brushes)
@kggoodman I have no idea how anyone found this confusing. It said ‘Build your own 3 pack.’ It didn’t say ‘Build three 3 packs.’
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@cinoclav @kggoodman
