@gallogj I own approximately one billion pairs. I can’t help myself every time they come up family/friends get them for Christmas. They’re super comfy.
@gallogj@rpstrong, yeah, I was thinking about, ‘Sock Me Baby, Sock Me Baby, All Nite Long’ n song lyrics, but thought I decided on, ‘Sock It To Me, Sock It Me, All Nite Long’ so,… anyway, I screwed up,… as usual!! Ha, Ha, Ha, so, Thankya, Thankyaverymuch!! My Bad!!
@makhay, in one order you’ld get 3 socks, but you can purchase 3 orders & get 9 pair, or 18 socks!! You can also oder 100, three pks & rcv 300 pair = 600 fuckn socks! BTW, I really did enjoy your sarcasm, so how did you like mine¿?
If I didn’t already have 18 pair of these, I’d order more! (Mrs. News has ordered a temporary halt to all sock buying.) All previously-owned & drab grey, blue, and black socks have now been discarded…
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
$36 at Amazon for a Similar 3-Pack
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, Sep 21 - Monday, Sep 27
Fancy pass
I like the ostrich.
@sammydog01 Me too, though I didn’t know what it was. According to the name for that design, it’s “Skiing turkeys”
And the one with the bigfoot snowman is of course a Yeti, as in “Is it Christmas Yeti?” – clever name.
Did I just buy some in a Meh-ra-thon or something? I can’t remember. Maybe it was just a dream?
I do remember there were donuts.
So it must have been a dream.
EDIT: Sock it to me!
/giphy numberless-miniature-book

/giphy wild fun in a box

Who buys these things? Apparently nobody since they are on sale every other week. Might be time to change the site name to sockmeh.com?
@gallogj

/giphy sock it to me
@gallogj I own approximately one billion pairs. I can’t help myself every time they come up family/friends get them for Christmas. They’re super comfy.
@gallogj, or sockmehbaby.com
@decoratedwarvet @gallogj Or SockItToMeh.com
@gallogj @rpstrong, yeah, I was thinking about, ‘Sock Me Baby, Sock Me Baby, All Nite Long’ n song lyrics, but thought I decided on, ‘Sock It To Me, Sock It Me, All Nite Long’ so,… anyway, I screwed up,… as usual!! Ha, Ha, Ha, so, Thankya, Thankyaverymuch!! My Bad!!
@gallogj @goffstock
I love funky socks
@gallogj I do, they’re good socks. But not this time, I don’t need any more holiday socks.
What kind of low rent baron is this Kurtz, that he invites people to his estate willy-nilly with a “to whom it may concern?”
@warpedrotors someone who hires an assistant butler who uses the wrong “want/wont”
@Kessilari It’s this kind of wonton disregard for proper spelling and grammar that leads to fucked up Chinese food orders.
@Kessilari @warpedrotors, ain’t it ‘won’t’¿? Or, am i missin somepin¿?
@Kessilari @warpedrotors
Apparently the butler is correct
Collegiate Definition (Entry 1 of 3)
1 : ACCUSTOMED, USED
“got up early as he is wont to do“
@michaelant @warpedrotors hah sneaky buggers edited it, it said “want” when they first posted it
OH MY GOD… WHERE THE FUCK IS GLEN?!?
I wish they would not bundle a wacky with the designs, you know, for us less wide and crazy guys.
@hchavers How narrow are you?
Do we get three pairs of socks, or three sets of three pairs of socks? (9pairs)
@makhay Pretty sure it’s 3 socks (i.e. $4 per pair, or $2 per sock). I like the ones I’ve got here in the past, but not enough to pay $2 per sock.
@makhay Yes
@makhay, in one order you’ld get 3 socks, but you can purchase 3 orders & get 9 pair, or 18 socks!! You can also oder 100, three pks & rcv 300 pair = 600 fuckn socks! BTW, I really did enjoy your sarcasm, so how did you like mine¿?
@decoratedwarvet @makhay But I don’t have 3 feet.
@blaineg @makhay, neither do I, but sadly, I know some who have none. Thanks, for letting me know i left out ‘pair’ in my fn comment, Ass-Hole!!
@decoratedwarvet @makhay Always happy to help.
The little red head young girl is a doll & I like her guitar,… but her fn clogs, not so much!!
One day meh will sell socks for big people…
/giphy giant feet

Will these socks hold four or five D cell batteries while
being spun toward some human skulls? Asking for a friend…
Always with the men’s socks. The women’s unsimply stitched I have are fantastic!
Unsimply Stitched 6 Pack Combed Cotton Novelty Men’s Fashion Dress Crew Socks - 12 Pieces Total https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07T9FM2PS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fab_J7ZAFbEC1NEM5
6 pack for 24.99!!! Plus prime shipping
Meh where is the real deal?
@npatel216 MEH is losing its charm.
@npatel216 Thanks for the link!
@firstcrack @npatel216 Not seeing ostriches. WHERE ARE THE OSTRICHES?
If I didn’t already have 18 pair of these, I’d order more! (Mrs. News has ordered a temporary halt to all sock buying.) All previously-owned & drab grey, blue, and black socks have now been discarded…
I caved to get the Bumble socks for my sister as a Christmas present
/giphy supreme-lame-vinegar

restorative-rebellious-omelette for 2

One size fits most is a lie. That is the only reason I am not getting any of these.
@adr5 To be fair they said most not all.
Apparently I just purchased these
They don’t make enough Chianti.
[I couldn’t get drunk enough to wear these.]
I already have more of these than I am likely to ever wear. So naturally, I need three more sets.
/giphy subdued-reflective-grasshopper
