@gallogj I own approximately one billion pairs. I can’t help myself every time they come up family/friends get them for Christmas. They’re super comfy.
@gallogj@rpstrong, yeah, I was thinking about, ‘Sock Me Baby, Sock Me Baby, All Nite Long’ n song lyrics, but thought I decided on, ‘Sock It To Me, Sock It Me, All Nite Long’ so,… anyway, I screwed up,… as usual!! Ha, Ha, Ha, so, Thankya, Thankyaverymuch!! My Bad!!
@makhay, in one order you’ld get 3 socks, but you can purchase 3 orders & get 9 pair, or 18 socks!! You can also oder 100, three pks & rcv 300 pair = 600 fuckn socks! BTW, I really did enjoy your sarcasm, so how did you like mine¿?
If I didn’t already have 18 pair of these, I’d order more! (Mrs. News has ordered a temporary halt to all sock buying.) All previously-owned & drab grey, blue, and black socks have now been discarded…
Who buys these things? Apparently nobody since they are on sale every other week. Might be time to change the site name to sockmeh.com?
@gallogj
/giphy sock it to me
@gallogj I own approximately one billion pairs. I can’t help myself every time they come up family/friends get them for Christmas. They’re super comfy.
@gallogj, or sockmehbaby.com
@decoratedwarvet @gallogj Or SockItToMeh.com
@gallogj @rpstrong, yeah, I was thinking about, ‘Sock Me Baby, Sock Me Baby, All Nite Long’ n song lyrics, but thought I decided on, ‘Sock It To Me, Sock It Me, All Nite Long’ so,… anyway, I screwed up,… as usual!! Ha, Ha, Ha, so, Thankya, Thankyaverymuch!! My Bad!!
@gallogj @goffstock
I love funky socks
@gallogj I do, they’re good socks. But not this time, I don’t need any more holiday socks.
Do we get three pairs of socks, or three sets of three pairs of socks? (9pairs)
@makhay Pretty sure it’s 3 socks (i.e. $4 per pair, or $2 per sock). I like the ones I’ve got here in the past, but not enough to pay $2 per sock.
@makhay Yes
@makhay, in one order you’ld get 3 socks, but you can purchase 3 orders & get 9 pair, or 18 socks!! You can also oder 100, three pks & rcv 300 pair = 600 fuckn socks! BTW, I really did enjoy your sarcasm, so how did you like mine¿?
@decoratedwarvet @makhay But I don’t have 3 feet.
@blaineg @makhay, neither do I, but sadly, I know some who have none. Thanks, for letting me know i left out ‘pair’ in my fn comment, Ass-Hole!!
@decoratedwarvet @makhay Always happy to help.
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Meh where is the real deal?
@npatel216 MEH is losing its charm.
@npatel216 Thanks for the link!
@firstcrack @npatel216 Not seeing ostriches. WHERE ARE THE OSTRICHES?
Fancy pass
I like the ostrich.
@sammydog01 Me too, though I didn’t know what it was. According to the name for that design, it’s “Skiing turkeys”
And the one with the bigfoot snowman is of course a Yeti, as in “Is it Christmas Yeti?” – clever name.
/giphy wild fun in a box
OH MY GOD… WHERE THE FUCK IS GLEN?!?
Always with the men’s socks. The women’s unsimply stitched I have are fantastic!
If I didn’t already have 18 pair of these, I’d order more! (Mrs. News has ordered a temporary halt to all sock buying.) All previously-owned & drab grey, blue, and black socks have now been discarded…
restorative-rebellious-omelette for 2
Did I just buy some in a Meh-ra-thon or something? I can’t remember. Maybe it was just a dream?
I do remember there were donuts.
So it must have been a dream.
EDIT: Sock it to me!
/giphy numberless-miniature-book
What kind of low rent baron is this Kurtz, that he invites people to his estate willy-nilly with a “to whom it may concern?”
@warpedrotors someone who hires an assistant butler who uses the wrong “want/wont”
@Kessilari It’s this kind of wonton disregard for proper spelling and grammar that leads to fucked up Chinese food orders.
@Kessilari @warpedrotors, ain’t it ‘won’t’¿? Or, am i missin somepin¿?
@Kessilari @warpedrotors
Apparently the butler is correct
Collegiate Definition (Entry 1 of 3)
1 : ACCUSTOMED, USED
“got up early as he is wont to do“
@michaelant @warpedrotors hah sneaky buggers edited it, it said “want” when they first posted it
I wish they would not bundle a wacky with the designs, you know, for us less wide and crazy guys.
@hchavers How narrow are you?
The little red head young girl is a doll & I like her guitar,… but her fn clogs, not so much!!
One day meh will sell socks for big people…
/giphy giant feet
Will these socks hold four or five D cell batteries while
being spun toward some human skulls? Asking for a friend…
I caved to get the Bumble socks for my sister as a Christmas present
/giphy supreme-lame-vinegar
Apparently I just purchased these
They don’t make enough Chianti.
[I couldn’t get drunk enough to wear these.]
I already have more of these than I am likely to ever wear. So naturally, I need three more sets.
/giphy subdued-reflective-grasshopper
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One size fits most is a lie. That is the only reason I am not getting any of these.
@adr5 To be fair they said most not all.