I’m… Uh… I’m glad it’s something different? I have no children, and we get in trouble for throwing stuff in the office (thanks Steve), so I’m going to have to put purchasing these, um, things… Well, somebody else can buy them. Or they can sit in your warehouse like iPhone sleeves. Either way, your problem, not mine.
The nice thing is you can also use these discs as colanders after you’re all hungry from the strenuous activity involved in throwing them around and are ready to devour a nice, hot bowl of linguine with garlic anchovy fudge sauce.
Well, when every review on Amazon is an “unbiased review in exchange for a discounted (or free) product”, they don’t mean shit. It’s cheap enough, but I refuse to buy your blood product. Go push that shit somewhere else!
On an unrelated note (okay, it’s slightly related), our Dyson bit the dust after just 7 years… so a deal on a Dyson would be great. I’ve been checking every day for months… Any day now…
@capguncowboy
Not to be repetitive but really just to drive the point home-
There are 24 reviews on Amazon and EACH and EVERY one of those reviewers got free or discounted product in exchange for their “unbiased” review. What I dont get is that clearly people feel some obligation to give a favorable review in exchange for the freebie but why do they feel such an obligation? Is there some fear that they manufacturer will come to their home and forcibly take back the little indoor “flying discs” (not frisbees wham-o lawyers-asshats)?
@Cetega Ha! Spoken like a true Seattleite. When October hits, out comes my ‘inner mole’, er, uh, well that doesn’t sound right. Anyway, I’m a Seattle mole and loving it.
Not even worth the stabby code on the Kershaws. It’s officially a trend now. Meh is pausing the deal because it was too awesome. Just like I’m pausing VMP and buying because I’m too awesome.
Haven’t decided whether to buy these yet…trying to figure out how much felt costs and a hole punch and scissors and make the comparison! My favorite part of anything you sell is reading the comments! It’s worth being on your website just for that alone!
Hey, how bout those Cubbies! anyone…anyone…
Oh, about the offering today…meh! These look like floor buffer pads. I can imagine meh buyers buying up a whole warehouse full in China and then sending them to marketing office to think of a way to sell them to non floor buffer owning people. I’m out.
I am excited to get these – I ordered two sets!!! I can’t wait for our older grandkids to unwrap them at Christmas…then again, although they are “soft” I bet they will be flown around my house hitting breakables…oh meh ham to come
Specs
What’s in the Box?
3x Sky Shredders
Pictures
Pink, orange, and green
Orange, blue, and red
Green, blue, and red
Throwing
throwing again
Crop circle
Price Comparison
$12 List
24 reviews at Amazon
Find a relevant price comparison? Please share it in a comment in this thread
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, May 9 - Wednesday, May 11
Disc co fever…fly by night gifts maybe fly by day
Meh, you tear me up!
Eh, why not. Xmas and shit, you know.
lets see if these will be fun in the office. infor3
I’ll take the original…
I’ll see how these work for kan jam.
/giphy interesting-wayward-artichoke
@rileyper That move is called the “Trumpknocker”.
Perfect for toy drives! Thanks, meh! In for 3!
/buy --qty 3
or not if that’s the wrong syntax
@Yoda_Daenerys Sorry, this deal contains 3 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. Try ordering from the checkout page.
@mediocrebot d’uh, 1 of each, i’m out
I wonder if these might be useful something…
/buy -q 3
@baqui63 Sorry, this deal contains 3 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. Try ordering from the checkout page.
@mediocrebot pffffffffffffffffffffffft!
/image present-fascinating-magician
Mom always said “Don’t play ball in the house!”
ok buyers, you had your fun. Now let’s get serious again.
I’m… Uh… I’m glad it’s something different? I have no children, and we get in trouble for throwing stuff in the office (thanks Steve), so I’m going to have to put purchasing these, um, things… Well, somebody else can buy them. Or they can sit in your warehouse like iPhone sleeves. Either way, your problem, not mine.
@fuzzmanmatt God damnit steve.
snooty-beneficent-pest
Can’t wait to see how well these fly after they’ve been rolled up to fit inside a stocking
Floppy Disks
@somf69 nice
@somf69 dammit. I ctrl+f’d to see if anybody had made a floppy disk joke yet. You did.
How does Irk feel about these being made from something analogous to his own skin?
@nogoodwithnames Maybe like a cow feels about leather or a dinosaur feels about pleather?
Alright, threefer thursday coasters!
It’s a cuddly-wealthy-day. Or a felty-indoor-disaster. In for 3.
I saw $5 and got excited about cheap items…
I’d never use these.
Dog would break my house trying to catch them.
Whatev. I’ve spent my money on dumber things.
/giphy draconian-sedentary-edge
@choral_music How low the bar has fallen…
/image coy soaked tank
/giphy just-cancelled-vmp
The nice thing is you can also use these discs as colanders after you’re all hungry from the strenuous activity involved in throwing them around and are ready to devour a nice, hot bowl of linguine with garlic anchovy fudge sauce.
@rv617 I must be hungry, that almost sounds good.
Almost.
Maybe tomorrow they’ll sell some lightboxes for artificial sunlight, @JasonToon. I thrive on these gray 48 degree days.
/buy --color “RED, BLUE & GREEN”
@uwacn Sorry, this deal contains 3 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. Try ordering from the checkout page.
@mediocrebot Meh, take another $5 and learn to code.
/image nice-unjust-cheetah
@uwacn Hey, he’s got racing stripes!
Eh, sure, sounds good for small children or Christmas toy drives. 3!
Meh
I feel like these could be repurposed as some kind of shock-absorbing or insulating material.
/giphy Sky Shredder
Just out of curiosity
Are you even trying, meh? Or just saving up energy until Black Friday and Cyber Meh’day?
This is exactly what I need in 2016 — something I can throw around the office without killing people.
@TheFLP In my office, we call those things, “insults.”
@huja Round these parts, we call them “farts”.
Stocking stuffers for the whole family, score!!!
@badmnky you have fat stockings.
@RedOak excuse me, big beautiful stockings, thank you very much.
/buy
@therealjrn Sorry, this deal contains 3 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. Try ordering from the checkout page.
@mediocrebot OK
/image childlike-husky-person
Well, when every review on Amazon is an “unbiased review in exchange for a discounted (or free) product”, they don’t mean shit. It’s cheap enough, but I refuse to buy your blood product. Go push that shit somewhere else!
On an unrelated note (okay, it’s slightly related), our Dyson bit the dust after just 7 years… so a deal on a Dyson would be great. I’ve been checking every day for months… Any day now…
@capguncowboy
Not to be repetitive but really just to drive the point home-
There are 24 reviews on Amazon and EACH and EVERY one of those reviewers got free or discounted product in exchange for their “unbiased” review. What I dont get is that clearly people feel some obligation to give a favorable review in exchange for the freebie but why do they feel such an obligation? Is there some fear that they manufacturer will come to their home and forcibly take back the little indoor “flying discs” (not frisbees wham-o lawyers-asshats)?
@akapl2002 If they give a bad review, then they stop getting free stuff.
You say “unbroken wave of 48-degree drizzle” as if it’s a bad thing.
@Cetega Ha! Spoken like a true Seattleite. When October hits, out comes my ‘inner mole’, er, uh, well that doesn’t sound right. Anyway, I’m a Seattle mole and loving it.
@Cetega Yea, you don’t have to shovel drizzle.
And it just gets worse and worse.
VMP special!
Not even worth the stabby code on the Kershaws. It’s officially a trend now. Meh is pausing the deal because it was too awesome. Just like I’m pausing VMP and buying because I’m too awesome.
The buyer who grabbed these should be fired.
VMP reactivation bait. Didn’t work.
At first, I thought they were discs for my sander. I bought anyway (in for three times three) –
/giphy dated freezing stamp
What the heck…
/giphy clean-predictable-picture
temporary-unyielding-flea
Thought of buying these, then I realized that I’d be paying $5 for three pieces of felt.
@wickhameh Heavy duty felt.
@sammydog01 Hol(e)y heavy duty felt.
@wickhameh I paid $20 for a set of thick felt beer coasters.
Stocking stuffers - at least I can treat every niece and nephew with equal indifference.
/image massive literate parakeet
appropriately menacing and beautiful
or the other Massive Literate Parakeet…
Very sneaky to finally start selling the good stuff the month my VMP was set to expire. poised-morbid-brain salutes you, meh!
/giphy mysterious-haphazard-building
@f00l
/image mysterious-haphazard-building
Was on the verge of feeling smug that I haven’t used my vmp. Now mildly relieved that the chriffmas shopping has started.
/giphy foamy vast blueberry
@tartanknickers Thanks for my laugh for the day! I can’t stop watching this!
If it breaks, I can cut it up and use it as padding.
/giphy glamorized-pickled-barbarian
Haven’t decided whether to buy these yet…trying to figure out how much felt costs and a hole punch and scissors and make the comparison! My favorite part of anything you sell is reading the comments! It’s worth being on your website just for that alone!
Hey, how bout those Cubbies! anyone…anyone…
Oh, about the offering today…meh! These look like floor buffer pads. I can imagine meh buyers buying up a whole warehouse full in China and then sending them to marketing office to think of a way to sell them to non floor buffer owning people. I’m out.
I’m pretty sure my kids will still break something in the house with them even if they are foam. meh. I’ll do it anyway.
These won’t actually shred the sky, will they? Because I kind of like the sky and don’t want anything painful to happen to it.
/giphy operatic-fragrant-teeth
/giphy amazing-playful-slope
/image brainless-neon-kite
Hoping to get these for Xmas, but they’re just touring around Texas. Back to Hutchins now…
meh
I am excited to get these – I ordered two sets!!! I can’t wait for our older grandkids to unwrap them at Christmas…then again, although they are “soft” I bet they will be flown around my house hitting breakables…oh meh ham to come
Granddaughters favorite toy. For today anyway. Should have bought more.