@yeppers
The marshmallow, feeling safe and snug inside its chocolate sphere, unwisely has assumed that nothing can go wrong now. And then the sphere suddenly melts, and in seconds, the marshmallow has met its doom. The surprise is not a good one, for the marshmallow.
@sfwineguy I bought these on sidedeal cause I’m always making hot chocolate for my niece and nephew. they just arrived today and I used 1 to check it out and it was ok. not the best cup of hot chocolate I’ve ever had, but not the worst either. the ball didn’t actually melt away when I poured the milk over it. it just kinda softened it up a bit but I might not have heated the milk up enough 1st. I bought the 12 pack and I will definitely use them until they are gone, but I don’t think I’d buy them again after they are gone.
@lisagd@sfwineguy@WhiteKenny@xarophti
In Mexico, they sell solid chocolate hunks (usually with some cinnamon added) that are designed to melt and combine readily with either hot water (“Como aqua para chocolate”) or hot milk. It’s not eating chocolate! Here in Texas, a lot of the grocery stores carry that product in their ethnic foods aisle, and while it does require a lot more mixing than our powder, it can also make a really good cuppa.
@lisagd@sfwineguy@werehatrack@WhiteKenny
Those are actually quite different than solid milk chocolate. That’s why they’re not good for eating. Almost no cocoa butter. They’re like powder in compressed form. The milk chocolate like these balls have too much cocoa powder to melt in milk properly (this is why you cook with darker chocolate as well)
So did they accidentally carry over the shipping restrictions for yesterday’s alcohol thing? I don’t see what you can’t ship these to certain states otherwise.
@2many2no Of course… here you don’t need a permit to open carry marshmallows. You just can’t take them onto school grounds (children will swarm around you, snatching at the marshmallows, causing chaos).
@awk Maybe those unshippable states are in the path of the free-range migratory marshmallows, in which case they are probably considered a game species, and can’t be shipped.
Ok. So we either trust Meh who shows 5 marshmallows inside, or we trust the box which in the only marshmallow visible picture shows 8. Either way unless there is the perfect amount of marshmallows that when half melt into the cocoa that there is still an inch thick layer on top it isn’t enough.
@Tiamat114 just make sure you have some mini marshmallows in the pantry. Because I’m sure all the ones in here will melt with the hot milk. And yes there needs to be a good layer of marshmallow on top.
@Tiamat114 You just reminded me that I bought bulk dehydrated marshmallows last year. It was something like a gallon of them. I should get to work on those.
@thechinglish Right. And that comparison price! No research there. Just looked up Walmart online. Their outside vendors prices are often extremely high. $5 a cup for a 6 oz mediocre hot chocolate?! No f-ing way. Not even at meh’s $1.50 p/cup. Hard pass.
How come meh’s specs don’t jive with Wally World’s? Wally says you get “Cocoa Mix” and “added sweetness” and meh is oblivious to these attributes!! Don’t you get the Cocoa Mix in these Fudgy Bombs from meh?? Here’s info from Wally:
Product details:
These luscious milk chocolate bombs are filled with gourmet cocoa mix and marshmallow surprises … ready to place in a mug and drench with hot milk for an explosion of rich, decadent goodness! Easy to make and impossible to resist, Fudgy Bombs are made with smooth, 100% milk chocolate, rich gourmet cocoa, luscious marshmallow and a pinch of sweet magic. – As you pour the hot milk on top of the smooth chocolate bomb, it melts away to release all the luxurious goodness. Just stir the hot chocolate bomb mix to combine – and enjoy an intensely chocolaty cocoa with a rich, complex flavor, velvety texture and delightful aroma. Kids and chocolate lovers of all ages will be smitten with Fudgy Bombs hot cocoa bombs, and they make fun Christmas treats and hot chocolate gifts for holidays, birthdays or any occasion.
Luscious milk chocolate bombs are filled with gourmet cocoa mix and marshmallow surprises
Pour the hot milk on top of the chocolate bomb, making it melt.
Kids and chocolate lovers of all ages will be smitten
Makes fun Christmas treats ant hot chocolate gifts
I’d love to give these as little extra gifts for teachers, etc…but with the way packages are thrown around during shipping, especially during the holiday season, I have a feeling a good number of these would arrive cracked or completely broken.
I’d hate to get them and not know if they will be whole when someone opens them. I envision someone opening the foil wrapper and having hot chocolate powder dump all over their countertop or floor.
Plus…a broken ball kind of takes the fun out of the experience (even though it would still be usable).
Oh drat! In my excitement over purchasing giant balls of chocolate I clicked the Meh button instead of the purchase button, breaking my perfect streak of blank Meh faces!
Sidedeals price is 12 for $24.00, so meh’s deal is cheaper.
My fudgy bomb is to throw real cocoa and a Hershey kiss at the bottom of my mug add hot milk* and then stir the crap out of it. This was before I ever heard of a fudgy bomb. *And 9000 FCC Units of Lactaid.
@dvshrt@mike808 What about adding a hollow chocolate Santa to the Swiss Miss? Or even a leftover hollow chocolate Easter bunny. Everyone gets to chop an arm, leg, head, ect, from a figure to add to their cocoa. If could be a family building, anxiety relieving experience. Supplement with a mega bag of mini-marshmallow happiness, or splurge on some fancy marshmallows. Sounds more fun than dropping an overpriced and mediocre choc bomb with an insufficient amount of choc and marshmallows for a large mug. I think I’ve found my hot cocoa fun idea.
Lots of folks poo poo powder cocoa mix, but solid chocolate is solid due to the cocoa butter. This makes it almost completely unable to mix with milk. Hot chocolate is cooked cocoa powder, sugar & a bit of water added to milk. Powder mix merely streamlines the process.
If there are already 746 essentially interchangeable physical forms in which to deliver a pretty much fungible product, someone will spend extra time and effort to develop an even less efficiently shippable and usable form for it, with the absolute certainty that there will be enough people who go “Wow! New and Improved!” to make it sell.
It’s chocolate. Might be good choccy, might be meh (by definition or nature), but it’s gimmickified in any event. And inflated (physically).
This pushes my “I can do better than this” button and holds it down. I’ll pass, everyone else is encouraged to do what works for them.
Ok, all fixed now - you can now purchase this from all states.
(As some guessed, there was an issue where yesterday’s state wine restrictions were still in effect today.)
These, a buck and a half for one serving. Very good local store brand, sixteen cents per envelope of mix, far less fiddling and no need to mess with an immersion blender to get it mixed.
Or is that why those Cuisinart bits have been showing up, to try to make us wish we’d bought ShinyToy back when it was featured, because now we are supposed to need it for SpecialTreat?
We’re actually making our own version today! We will have all sorts of fillings so the kids can customize them. I got good quality milk and dark bark to chop for tempering. I’ll have to post pictures of the process and the final product!
@commonhero so the tempered chocolate works out at $0.65 per bomb, $.02 for the marshmallows. $0.12ish for the cocoa mix. And then the kids each added either a ghiradelli, andes mint or resses cup to their bombs so whatever that would add.
Because these are for Christmas, you Grinchy knucklehead! Giving someone an envelope of dry powder as a holiday favor may be the most economically efficient choice but it also reveals that your heart is three sizes too small.
I am beyond disappointed. It took forever to arrive. These were intended to be gifts for co-workers. I bought beautiful mugs and was going to place the bombs in the mugs. Every single one was unwrapped or very poorly wrapped with torn gold foil. They are useless. Who wants to place an OPENED fudge bomb for consumption? $36 down the drain.
Ants. At least one of the boxes had ants in it. Leaving trails in the chocolate. Also a mess.
One three pack was a two pack (total of three boxes opened).
Of the three boxes I have opened, the cardboard insert was put in three different ways.
Foil wrapper coming off of most of them.
Not convinced the 6 to 8 ounces of hot milk are actually enough to melt the chocolate. (Cups go into the microwave to finish the melting. Stir to combine.)
Positive Points:
Small children like the taste (but did not finish their cups).
Specs
Directions
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$119.92 at Walmart for 24 Fudgy Bombs
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Dec 13 - Monday, Dec 20
Nice balls you got there.
How surprising is the marshmallow, given that it’s right there in the name?
What makes it a surprise? Is it a strange flavor?
@yeppers They should leave out the marshmallows and call them Marshmallow Disappointments.
@yeppers
@yeppers
/youtube python crunchy frog surprise
@yeppers
The marshmallow, feeling safe and snug inside its chocolate sphere, unwisely has assumed that nothing can go wrong now. And then the sphere suddenly melts, and in seconds, the marshmallow has met its doom. The surprise is not a good one, for the marshmallow.
@yeppers
I’d probably just end up cracking these open and eating them like Kinder eggs.
Fudgy bombs. Que the bathroom humor…
@mike808 ¿Que?
@Limewater Get in line. Cue the queue on the proper use of both.
Don’t tell me how to live my life!
Less marshmallow; more peanut butter.
@JT954 Nyet! Less of both - when being combined with chocolate.
Why… can’t these ship to Utah? Do the mormons hate these because bomb is in the name?
@powercow How do you know they can’t?
@powercow Probably because Stephens Hot Chocolate has a monopoly in Utah. Mint Truffle is amazing.
@powercow can you have alcohol shipped to Utah? It sounds like they carried over shipping restrictions from yesterday’s alcohol.
Why can’t you ship these to Iowa? Did the corn tell you not to?
ALRIGHT!! WHO STOLE OUR DAILY POLL QUESTION??
/giphy angry
@IndifferentDude I came here to mention this very concern!
You can’t ship these to Oklahoma?!
@Vendo So sorry, you thought you just couldn’t receive wine by mail, but in fact you can’t receive anything vaguely fun by mail.
(I’m sure I can’t order them either.)
Does anyone know if these actually taste good? My family are hot chocolate snobs.
@sfwineguy I bought these on sidedeal cause I’m always making hot chocolate for my niece and nephew. they just arrived today and I used 1 to check it out and it was ok. not the best cup of hot chocolate I’ve ever had, but not the worst either. the ball didn’t actually melt away when I poured the milk over it. it just kinda softened it up a bit but I might not have heated the milk up enough 1st. I bought the 12 pack and I will definitely use them until they are gone, but I don’t think I’d buy them again after they are gone.
@WhiteKenny Thanks brother.
@sfwineguy @WhiteKenny
Candy makers keep trying to sell the idea that melting solid milk chocolate in hot milk equals “hot chocolate.”
It doesn’t.
@sfwineguy @WhiteKenny @xarophti You’re right, it just makes chocolate sludge in the bottom of your mug.
@lisagd @sfwineguy @WhiteKenny @xarophti
In Mexico, they sell solid chocolate hunks (usually with some cinnamon added) that are designed to melt and combine readily with either hot water (“Como aqua para chocolate”) or hot milk. It’s not eating chocolate! Here in Texas, a lot of the grocery stores carry that product in their ethnic foods aisle, and while it does require a lot more mixing than our powder, it can also make a really good cuppa.
https://www.goodnes.com/abuelita/how-to-prepare/
@lisagd @sfwineguy @werehatrack @WhiteKenny
Those are actually quite different than solid milk chocolate. That’s why they’re not good for eating. Almost no cocoa butter. They’re like powder in compressed form. The milk chocolate like these balls have too much cocoa powder to melt in milk properly (this is why you cook with darker chocolate as well)
So did they accidentally carry over the shipping restrictions for yesterday’s alcohol thing? I don’t see what you can’t ship these to certain states otherwise.
@Coldwyn Casemates doesn’t give me that message…
Thankfully, I live in a free state that has not banned concealed marshmallows.
/giphy plentiful-green-holiday
@awk Can you open carry marshmallows too?
That is truly free…
@awk just when you thought you’ve seen everything… lol!
@2many2no Of course… here you don’t need a permit to open carry marshmallows. You just can’t take them onto school grounds (children will swarm around you, snatching at the marshmallows, causing chaos).
@awk Is that a Chocolate Bomb in your pocket or…
um, never mind.
@awk Maybe those unshippable states are in the path of the free-range migratory marshmallows, in which case they are probably considered a game species, and can’t be shipped.
/giphy seasonal-candied-remembrances
I actually bought silicone molds to make my own last year. Still have never used the molds. So I’ll just buy some.
@remo28 I want some molds but never ordered them
This could actually be good, but I don’t have the balls to buy these.
@hchavers what, you don’t want balls in your mouth?
While it’s true that kids are dumb, anyone who isn’t excited by surprise marshmallows being thrown at them while watching TV is dumber.
Ok. So we either trust Meh who shows 5 marshmallows inside, or we trust the box which in the only marshmallow visible picture shows 8. Either way unless there is the perfect amount of marshmallows that when half melt into the cocoa that there is still an inch thick layer on top it isn’t enough.
@Tiamat114 schrodinger’s marshmallows
@Tiamat114 just make sure you have some mini marshmallows in the pantry. Because I’m sure all the ones in here will melt with the hot milk. And yes there needs to be a good layer of marshmallow on top.
@Tiamat114
To the rescue!! There’s plenty to go around.
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@Tiamat114 narrow cup. Problem solved.
@Tiamat114 You just reminded me that I bought bulk dehydrated marshmallows last year. It was something like a gallon of them. I should get to work on those.
Yum!
/giphy frosty-cozy-santa
Great model # but at $1.50 a pop these are too much of a novelty purchase for me.
@thechinglish Right. And that comparison price! No research there. Just looked up Walmart online. Their outside vendors prices are often extremely high. $5 a cup for a 6 oz mediocre hot chocolate?! No f-ing way. Not even at meh’s $1.50 p/cup. Hard pass.
I have to pay $5/each for locally made. At $1.50/ each, I want to buy 800 of these.
How come meh’s specs don’t jive with Wally World’s? Wally says you get “Cocoa Mix” and “added sweetness” and meh is oblivious to these attributes!! Don’t you get the Cocoa Mix in these Fudgy Bombs from meh?? Here’s info from Wally:
Product details:
Makes fun Christmas treats ant hot chocolate gifts
@IndifferentDude That’s why they are cheaper here, you want the powder too you gotta pay more
How is this not a Poo-pourri leftover sale item?
Can’t ship to Indiana?
@airjer Yeah what the heck? Bummed because I really wanted this for Christmas gifts. Are these a controlled substance or something?
I’d love to give these as little extra gifts for teachers, etc…but with the way packages are thrown around during shipping, especially during the holiday season, I have a feeling a good number of these would arrive cracked or completely broken.
I’d hate to get them and not know if they will be whole when someone opens them. I envision someone opening the foil wrapper and having hot chocolate powder dump all over their countertop or floor.
Plus…a broken ball kind of takes the fun out of the experience (even though it would still be usable).
cue the ‘that’s what she said’ jokes.
@k4evryng You should be able to tell if any are broken since they’re only wrapped in foil.
If only there was an IRK-mallow inside!
Oh what the heck!
/giphy crystalline-freezing-sneeze
It’s not COVID - trust me…
Oh drat! In my excitement over purchasing giant balls of chocolate I clicked the Meh button instead of the purchase button, breaking my perfect streak of blank Meh faces!
@ybmuG
hey… I have one of those too!
Who makes these?
@somf69 Brand
Fox Valley Traders
Manufacturer
Fox Valley Traders
Model
F-PB189
Manufacturer Part Number
PB189
Same model number in Google search
Sidedeals price is 12 for $24.00, so meh’s deal is cheaper.
My fudgy bomb is to throw real cocoa and a Hershey kiss at the bottom of my mug add hot milk* and then stir the crap out of it. This was before I ever heard of a fudgy bomb. *And 9000 FCC Units of Lactaid.
They sound more like these from Palmer that are $1.00 apiece. https://www.dollartree.com/en/palmer-hot-chocolate-bombs-12oz-boxes/338122
@Tripod2 That’s Dollar and a Quarter Tree now I believe.
@Tripod2 the ingredients are not equal. These are made with better inputs.
@steeltoesenator
Not until next spring if I remember the article correctly.
They shoulda just gone to “a buck fiddy”
Well I was going to buy it, but it can’t ship to Indiana for some reason.
I said to my wife, “hey should we buy a bunch of fudgy bombs for the kid?”
And she said “no. What’s that?”
And I said “they’re chocolate balls with marshmallows inside and you pour milk on them and them melt”
She said “no. Do they have powder in them? Because we tried these without powder and they suck.”
And I said “no. Just the balls and marshmallows.”
And she replied “no.”
So. That’s that I suppose.
Can’t ship to Oklahoma?
Fudgy 2 inch balls!
I’m thinkin $36 would buy a buttload of Swiss Miss with mini marsmallows.
@dvshrt More. It would surely buy a fuckton of Swiss Miss.
@dvshrt Who wants Swiss Miss when you can have fudgy balls?
@dvshrt @lisagd Why not just put your 2" fudgy balls in Swiss Miss? I bet that’s the best thing in the world.
@dvshrt @lisagd @texaskenny
/giphy genius
@dvshrt @mike808 What about adding a hollow chocolate Santa to the Swiss Miss? Or even a leftover hollow chocolate Easter bunny. Everyone gets to chop an arm, leg, head, ect, from a figure to add to their cocoa. If could be a family building, anxiety relieving experience. Supplement with a mega bag of mini-marshmallow happiness, or splurge on some fancy marshmallows. Sounds more fun than dropping an overpriced and mediocre choc bomb with an insufficient amount of choc and marshmallows for a large mug. I think I’ve found my hot cocoa fun idea.
I was hoping this was going to be a sale on a Fudgy The Whale ice cream cake by Carvel.
/giphy naughty-kind-dancer
Now when I say I’ve spent $36 dollars on stupider things I have an example.
/buy
@shahnm It worked! Your order number is: abominable-spiked-tinsel
/image abominable spiked tinsel
Can it really be called a marshmallow surprise when it’s right there in the picture?
@mamajoan
The marshmallow is what gets surprised, when the chocolate sphere melts and it finds itself unexpectedly dissolving.
Lots of folks poo poo powder cocoa mix, but solid chocolate is solid due to the cocoa butter. This makes it almost completely unable to mix with milk. Hot chocolate is cooked cocoa powder, sugar & a bit of water added to milk. Powder mix merely streamlines the process.
@xarophti
As long as they don’t poopourri it…
If there are already 746 essentially interchangeable physical forms in which to deliver a pretty much fungible product, someone will spend extra time and effort to develop an even less efficiently shippable and usable form for it, with the absolute certainty that there will be enough people who go “Wow! New and Improved!” to make it sell.
It’s chocolate. Might be good choccy, might be meh (by definition or nature), but it’s gimmickified in any event. And inflated (physically).
This pushes my “I can do better than this” button and holds it down. I’ll pass, everyone else is encouraged to do what works for them.
@werehatrack You get 17 points for the use of the word fungible.
@werehatrack not to mention the foil is only gold colored. NOT real gold. If you try and eat it, it’s like biting tin foil.
Reading through the rest of the thread, I am moved to observe that for some of us, being twelve once was enough.
In for the “hot chalk water” the kiddo is obsessed with this season
/giphy garish-warm-hometown
Ok, all fixed now - you can now purchase this from all states.
(As some guessed, there was an issue where yesterday’s state wine restrictions were still in effect today.)
cc: @powercow @oldwomanangola @Vendo @airjer @coblebaby @melancholysp @pittstd
@dave Called it.
These, a buck and a half for one serving. Very good local store brand, sixteen cents per envelope of mix, far less fiddling and no need to mess with an immersion blender to get it mixed.
Or is that why those Cuisinart bits have been showing up, to try to make us wish we’d bought ShinyToy back when it was featured, because now we are supposed to need it for SpecialTreat?
Or am I just a truly awful curmudgeon?
Why not both?
@werehatrack Nope just the second thing.
@sammydog01
At least the second, in any event.
We’re actually making our own version today! We will have all sorts of fillings so the kids can customize them. I got good quality milk and dark bark to chop for tempering. I’ll have to post pictures of the process and the final product!
@sillyheathen sooo… how much for 24 of yours?
@commonhero
I should actually probably cost mine out just for curiosity’s sake!
@commonhero so the tempered chocolate works out at $0.65 per bomb, $.02 for the marshmallows. $0.12ish for the cocoa mix. And then the kids each added either a ghiradelli, andes mint or resses cup to their bombs so whatever that would add.
@sillyheathen sold for $1.50 a piece, I’ll pay you $5 for shipping and sweep the child labor under the rug…
Surprise. Meh.
You can get a 30oz bag Riesen for $10. I’ll bet you could make chocolate milk out of them.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Risen-Caramel-Confection-Covered-in-Rich-European-Chocolate-30-Oz/21578323
@blaineg And now I have to pick up pounds of Riesens. Dammit.
Did I buy a set of these? Hells yes, I did!
Why?
Because these are for Christmas, you Grinchy knucklehead! Giving someone an envelope of dry powder as a holiday favor may be the most economically efficient choice but it also reveals that your heart is three sizes too small.
beloved-lovable-fir
https://giphy.com/gifs/kiesza-dearly-beloved-3o7TKsqkVgJIfaE1RC
@Big_Al8000 It’s the thought that counts. I don’t believe anything meh counts as thoughtful.
These are da bomb! <—see what I did there?
Did you notice that Pitiful Bowels is the shipping agent again? I hope I get mine before Valentines Day
@Cerridwyn - yep, so much for Christmas gift.
@Cerridwyn I was worried when I saw that too. But I got them a few days ago. Much better than some of the things that have taken 6+ weeks.
Anyone want extra marshmallows?
@mike808
That is hilarious! I love “Elf on a Shelf” hijinks!
Hey, they arrived before Christmas! But the foil wrapping isn’t great, can’t give them out individually. Guess I’m giving away the boxes of 3 instead.
So far very disappointed… Many don’t even have coco in them!!! Some were broken, most weren’t even properly wrapped![](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f615.png ":\")
I am beyond disappointed. It took forever to arrive. These were intended to be gifts for co-workers. I bought beautiful mugs and was going to place the bombs in the mugs. Every single one was unwrapped or very poorly wrapped with torn gold foil. They are useless. Who wants to place an OPENED fudge bomb for consumption? $36 down the drain.
Just now showed up, on the 22nd, and ordered on the 5th
@Temporalwar
To be fair, there was a wide window for estimated delivery, with the range being from the 13th to the 20th.
Terrible:
Positive Points:
These twice made it near my house before being shipped more than an hour away. They were Christmas presents that arrived 12/27, so yeah they sucked.
Mine still haven’t arrived. The tracking stopped at Dec 17th.
@Flax if you haven’t already, contact Support.