@1DisabledWarVet That’s a little too paranoid. If Meh kills you, it can’t get any more of your money. (unless you wrote them into your will, in which case I worry that maybe you’d get what you deserve…)
No, all Meh wants to do is immobilize you just enough that you can’t go shop anywhere else.
Agreed, melting chocolate over a fire is hard. But you’re doing it wrong. (I’m making generalizations here of course; I don’t claim to be stalking anyone and critiquing their particular marshmallow-roasting skills.)
The “correct” way to do it is slowly roast the standard (chocolate-free) marshmallow until it is golden all around and puffed up. It will slide right off the stick, usually leaving some of its guts behind. (the slight hollow is useful in the next step)
If you’re using standard American-issue chocolate (i.e. Hershey’s), you take one tablet of that and slide it into the marshmallow’s center.
As long as you didn’t dawdle, the chocolate is melting within a few seconds. Squish that between two graham cracker squares, and that’s your s’one. (If you like it done that way, then you’re ready to make s’more.)
@ponagathos Yeah, man, these made me think about those Jet-Puffed marshmallow Bites, so I found’em & started eatin’em,… & I’m a Diabetic, so i guess I’ll stop & eat some Blue Bell Ice Cream instead!! …Really? Hell, No,… I’m no Charles Bronson [Death Wish]!!
@1DisabledWarVet@ircon96 If you roast the marshmallows over a subcritical fission pile, would you make S’mores Fermi? (Caveat: The desired quantity of this construct for me is zero, regardless of how the marshmallows are roasted…)
From experience, these are terrible for roasting. Marshmallows are light and airy and chocolate is heavy. So what happens is the marshmallow part heats up and becomes pliable and then the chocolate part melts and wants to go where gravity takes it. The result is a pretty incredible rendition of a confectionary scrotum, followed rapidly by a drop into the fire.
These showed up and I think I didn’t realize the quantity of one order. It’s a big and heavy shipping box of many 17 ounce bags! Luckily they are quite tasty. (sometimes the junk food here on Meh isn’t so great).