@1DisabledWarVet@ircon96 If you roast the marshmallows over a subcritical fission pile, would you make S’mores Fermi? (Caveat: The desired quantity of this construct for me is zero, regardless of how the marshmallows are roasted…)
They get hard really fast even if you don’t open the package. I’ve never had ‘‘em in those packages but the regular marshmallow packages do, 10x faster than regular marshmallows without the filling.
From experience, these are terrible for roasting. Marshmallows are light and airy and chocolate is heavy. So what happens is the marshmallow part heats up and becomes pliable and then the chocolate part melts and wants to go where gravity takes it. The result is a pretty incredible rendition of a confectionary scrotum, followed rapidly by a drop into the fire.
@1DisabledWarVet That’s a little too paranoid. If Meh kills you, it can’t get any more of your money. (unless you wrote them into your will, in which case I worry that maybe you’d get what you deserve…)
No, all Meh wants to do is immobilize you just enough that you can’t go shop anywhere else.
We’ve had these. Chocolate is tough to melt over a fire. You need to do a slow browning. If you douse it in the flames you will not be satisfied… maybe you will be… but not me.
Still bought one unit.
Menards has them for 3.92 for 8.6 Ozo. Pre 11% rebate. So same price for double the amount.
@kevinrs@wronkerville
Agreed, melting chocolate over a fire is hard. But you’re doing it wrong. (I’m making generalizations here of course; I don’t claim to be stalking anyone and critiquing their particular marshmallow-roasting skills.)
The “correct” way to do it is slowly roast the standard (chocolate-free) marshmallow until it is golden all around and puffed up. It will slide right off the stick, usually leaving some of its guts behind. (the slight hollow is useful in the next step)
If you’re using standard American-issue chocolate (i.e. Hershey’s), you take one tablet of that and slide it into the marshmallow’s center.
As long as you didn’t dawdle, the chocolate is melting within a few seconds. Squish that between two graham cracker squares, and that’s your s’one. (If you like it done that way, then you’re ready to make s’more.)
I hereby bequeath my entire lifetime allotment of S’mores (and pretty much any other marshmallow item) to others who enjoy them more than me.
You’re welcome.
@ponagathos Yeah, man, these made me think about those Jet-Puffed marshmallow Bites, so I found’em & started eatin’em,… & I’m a Diabetic, so i guess I’ll stop & eat some Blue Bell Ice Cream instead!! …Really? Hell, No,… I’m no Charles Bronson [Death Wish]!!
These showed up and I think I didn’t realize the quantity of one order. It’s a big and heavy shipping box of many 17 ounce bags! Luckily they are quite tasty. (sometimes the junk food here on Meh isn’t so great).
Do these come in the form of a brick?
@2many2no depends on shipping and handling
@2many2no Not sure. But if you leave a package open, you’ll have slingshot ammo for Halloween.
Mini diapers with poop
@somf69
Perfect for those ex-VMPs
@chienfou @somf69
@chienfou @somf69
/image I feel seen
@ircon96, well alrighty then! That’s s’mores; me s’too!!
@1DisabledWarVet @ircon96 If you roast the marshmallows over a subcritical fission pile, would you make S’mores Fermi? (Caveat: The desired quantity of this construct for me is zero, regardless of how the marshmallows are roasted…)
That guy on the package looks a little psychotic.
@yakkoTDI He’s a cannibal!
@yakkoTDI He should. He’s the illegtimate child of the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
Oh, yeah. How did Meh know that I wanted too drop 24 bucks on marshmallows tonight?
@gertiestn how high? $24 worth of marshmallows high.
And this design of mine just launched. It was meant to be!
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/a-sticky-situation
Would it trouble you to bite in to one without knowing it is supposed to look like that inside?
I’m thinking I’d be a little concerned.
They get hard really fast even if you don’t open the package. I’ve never had ‘‘em in those packages but the regular marshmallow packages do, 10x faster than regular marshmallows without the filling.
@Star2236 Can confirm.
@Star2236 Put a couple in the microwave for about 6 seconds, soft and gooey!
Meh.com: stuffing and puffing their customers since 2014.
From experience, these are terrible for roasting. Marshmallows are light and airy and chocolate is heavy. So what happens is the marshmallow part heats up and becomes pliable and then the chocolate part melts and wants to go where gravity takes it. The result is a pretty incredible rendition of a confectionary scrotum, followed rapidly by a drop into the fire.
@acwest
None for me thanks, I’m stuffed.
@ThinkerT, yeah & I’m a Diabetic! With PTSD paranoid tendencies, i’m thinking meh’s trying to kill me!!
@1DisabledWarVet That’s a little too paranoid. If Meh kills you, it can’t get any more of your money. (unless you wrote them into your will, in which case I worry that maybe you’d get what you deserve…)
No, all Meh wants to do is immobilize you just enough that you can’t go shop anywhere else.
Serving Size is just 2 pieces??
As our dear leader is fond of saying …
@IndifferentDude I was just about to say “ah yes, 208 count, also known as ‘single-serving size’.”
@IndifferentDude, Really?.. come on Man
@IndifferentDude
/giphy c’mon man!
@IndifferentDude
Just the kind of sugary trash I need in my life!
/giphy enduring-flammable-shrimp
@awk How about some shrimp flavored potato chips? The English will be happy to help you out. Though you should ask for crisps to avoid any confusion.
/youtube dean martin that’s smore
@phendrick
10 marshmallows = 700 calories.
Wow.
@Euniceandrich, yeah & I’m a Diabetic!!
With my fn PTSD tendencies, i think meh’s trying to kill me,… did I already say that? 
@1DisabledWarVet Yeah. No worries. It’s just the alzheimer’s.
We’ve had these. Chocolate is tough to melt over a fire. You need to do a slow browning. If you douse it in the flames you will not be satisfied… maybe you will be… but not me.
Still bought one unit.
Menards has them for 3.92 for 8.6 Ozo. Pre 11% rebate. So same price for double the amount.
@wronkerville to get a marshmallow hot and gooey through takes a slow browning anyway.
@kevinrs @wronkerville
Agreed, melting chocolate over a fire is hard. But you’re doing it wrong. (I’m making generalizations here of course; I don’t claim to be stalking anyone and critiquing their particular marshmallow-roasting skills.)
The “correct” way to do it is slowly roast the standard (chocolate-free) marshmallow until it is golden all around and puffed up. It will slide right off the stick, usually leaving some of its guts behind. (the slight hollow is useful in the next step)
If you’re using standard American-issue chocolate (i.e. Hershey’s), you take one tablet of that and slide it into the marshmallow’s center.
As long as you didn’t dawdle, the chocolate is melting within a few seconds. Squish that between two graham cracker squares, and that’s your s’one. (If you like it done that way, then you’re ready to make s’more.)
Looks like you wiped your butt with a marshmallow. But how come there are no tooth marks in the chocolate?
@katbyter As far as I know, my butt has no teeth.
I got a sugar high reading the description and ingredients list.
@hchavers you thought perhaps the sugar balls stuffed with sugar would be low in sugar until you read the ingredients?
I’ve had these and found them much better than I expected.
Note: I ate them as-is, not roasted.
@Bretterson, Yeah, that’s what she said!!
@Bretterson Same, I often have one right out of the bag as a snack and love them. The price is great but I don’t need that many!
@Bretterson @callow my feelings exactly. I just purchased one bag at the grocery store. It should be enough for this s’mores season
Looks like what I flushed this morning.
@Bumplepimp See a doctor.
Good timing with those “Best By” dates.
Smores season.
I’m in it for the vitamin D.
@mgessel, would that be Vitamin D², or Vitamin D³¿?
@mgessel That’s what she said.
When does he show up?
@blaineg When you have Chosen The Form.
I hereby bequeath my entire lifetime allotment of S’mores (and pretty much any other marshmallow item) to others who enjoy them more than me.
You’re welcome.
@macromeh Good idea, you can add mine to the pile!
Wha…
I wonder if these are better than the marshmallows with the chocolate on the outside Meh sold a while back. They were disgusting.
@ponagathos Yeah, man, these made me think about those Jet-Puffed marshmallow Bites, so I found’em & started eatin’em,… & I’m a Diabetic, so i guess I’ll stop & eat some Blue Bell Ice Cream instead!!
…Really? Hell, No,… I’m no Charles Bronson [Death Wish]!! 
I wish they were gelatin-free, but they’re otherwise fantastic microwaved, which melts the chocolate perfectly!
not part of my diet
@52rings Or a complete breakfast.
My foot fell off from checking Meh today.
These things are not good.
I tried them when they first hit the market, but they rank right up there with the first generation of Combos.
@griffin2020 AGREE these things are so gross. Calling is chocolate at all feels like a stretch.
Specs
208-Count: Stuffed Puffs Classic Milk Chocolate Marshmallows
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$54.40 for 136 Oz at Amazon
$62.97 for 136 Oz at Walmart
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Sep 26 - Thursday, Sep 29
/buy
@uvassassin It worked! Your order number is: judicious-luscious-minute
/image judicious luscious minute
@mediocrebot @uvassassin You dumb shit-bot; you can’t even count correctly.
If individually wrapped (1-2 per) these would be Halloween fodder.
These showed up and I think I didn’t realize the quantity of one order. It’s a big and heavy shipping box of many 17 ounce bags! Luckily they are quite tasty. (sometimes the junk food here on Meh isn’t so great).
I won’t be gettin these,…I’m a Diabetic, and with my PTSD paranoid tendencies, I’m thinking meh’s out to kill me!! Did I already say that¿?
@1DisabledWarVet At least three times. And it’s still not funny. Keep trying. Maybe it will become funny. Don’t hold your breath, though.
@1DisabledWarVet @Trinityscrew Because there’s nothing inherently funny about holding your breath, either.
@1DisabledWarVet @Trinityscrew @werehatrack
Agree to disagree
@Trinityscrew you Are funny though & that’s why I Love you, Man!!
Bless You, my meh brethren!! 
/buy
@Chronicle It worked! Your order number is: lost-unruly-mask
/image lost unruly mask
Put a bag in my next IRK!
/giphy taunting-waxing-mine
Finally remembered to use my coupon, so I got them for $4.
/giphy heartbroken-mistaken-onion
What’s with the junk food on both sites today?
@Crabs You would prefer earbuds? Speakerdocks? Solar path lights? Anything from Aduro?