@sflesch I was thinking more like one for the nose, one for the ears…or wherever, that’s your business, for the freaks out there. You know who you are!
@1DisabledWarVet@sflesch I know a guy who admitted to trying to use one on his bunge hole that he couldn’t get with a typical razor he says it wasn’t a particularly good idea
@ircon96@1DisabledWarVet Other combinations popped into my head after I hit send. It was waaay past my bedtime, so there was too big of a delay for brain processing before hitting send.
I’m not even sure this makes sense…
@sflesch Not at all, i figured you were either extra boujee or REALLY particular about cross contamination! But, i hear ya, sleep-deprived & nonsensical is my baseline.
I bought some like these many mehs ago. I’ve never had such a clean nose, it was like being a baby again. The issue was when it started growing back, it’s itchy and makes me sneeze so now I obsessively trim them and I wish I could go back to being the nose hair guy but it’s just too scratchy it makes me tear up and I want to die. Help.
I don’t have an opinion about this particular product but had a very positive experience with ToiletTree supporting a different product. They did a great job.
@dpease I have a different version of their nose hair trimmers that have a metal frame that come with a lifetime warranty. I had one die and there was no hassle in getting it replaced. They asked for my Amazon order ID to confirm I’d bought it along with my address and shipped the replacement out the same day.
If you have so that much hair growing from your nose and ears you need two of these, I think it’s time to consult a physician or if you’re going bald let em grow out and use them as a comb over
@ThyProphet As you get older nose & ear hairs tend to go mutant and start growing insanely fast and long. I have to trim my nose hairs every couple of weeks or they grow out of my nostrils. Occasionally I’ll find an ear hair that’s thin enough I missed it when trimming and it’s over an inch long. I also have a few mutant eyebrow hairs that are darker, thicker and grow longer than the normal ones that I have to trim down.
It’s a normal part of aging, although it is rather bizarre to experience.
@Barc777 You could always stick some Eneloops in there. But it might not work too well; a comment below says that a different model from this supplier gets anemic well before the battery is exhausted, and Eneloops start off three tenths of a volt lower than alkalines. OTGH, putting a 14500 in one side and a pass-through dummy in the other might take it to Turbo mode…
In for a pair. My 12-year-old, single battery trimmer has been making dying noises, and requires frequent percussive maintenance. I’ll keep one as a back-up, or offer it to Mrs. News, who would never admit to using such a device (but does)…
@MrNews Since my nose hairs went mutant several years ago I’ve gone through a lot of nose hair trimmers and the Toilet Tree branded ones are the absolute best. They have a stainless steel version that comes with a lifetime warranty. I’ve had one replaced under warranty already and it was as simple as “Tell us your Amazon order ID and shipping address.”
The only issue I have with those is they eat batteries. Once the battery’s down to about 75% charge the motor doesn’t spin fast enough. I have a drawer full of 25% used AA batteries I don’t know what to do with. These use two batteries, which hopefully helps with that issue.
@KevinS10 Now I’m wondering if it’s worth trying the hack I suggested farther up, putting a 14500 Li-ion in one side and a pass-through dummy in the other. Initial voltage would be 3.6-3.7V, which ought to put it in Turbo mode, and the cell is rechargeable.
Specs
Product: 2-Pack: ToiletTree Electronic Nose & Ear Hair Trimmers with LED Lights
Model: TTP-TRIM-8
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
2 for $35.90 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Standard: Wednesday, Nov 9 - Monday, Nov 14.
Enhanced: Monday, Nov 7 - Wednesday, Nov 9.
Am I the only one who’s thinking “One for each nostril.”?
@sflesch I was thinking more like one for the nose, one for the ears…or wherever, that’s your business, for the freaks out there. You know who you are!
@sflesch, Maybe, but I was thinking, “One for each ear”… ya didn’t really think I was gonna
say balls, or 
nuts did ya¿? 
@1DisabledWarVet @sflesch I know a guy who admitted to trying to use one on his bunge hole that he couldn’t get with a typical razor he says it wasn’t a particularly good idea
@ircon96 @1DisabledWarVet Other combinations popped into my head after I hit send. It was waaay past my bedtime, so there was too big of a delay for brain processing before hitting send.
I’m not even sure this makes sense…
@sflesch Not at all, i figured you were either extra boujee or REALLY particular about cross contamination!
But, i hear ya, sleep-deprived & nonsensical is my baseline.
I bought some like these many mehs ago. I’ve never had such a clean nose, it was like being a baby again. The issue was when it started growing back, it’s itchy and makes me sneeze so now I obsessively trim them and I wish I could go back to being the nose hair guy but it’s just too scratchy it makes me tear up and I want to die. Help.
@mexicantacos The only solution is to pluck them all out & start over fresh. Have fun!
Two for one low price. The perfect Christmas gifts for dad and the mother-in-law.
@hchavers At least when she turns her nose up at you it will be trimmed.
Not a bad price, i hate paying through the nose for stuff like this!
/giphy fall over from laughter
@ircon96
@ircon96
Now that Halloween is over…
I don’t have an opinion about this particular product but had a very positive experience with ToiletTree supporting a different product. They did a great job.
@dpease I have a different version of their nose hair trimmers that have a metal frame that come with a lifetime warranty. I had one die and there was no hassle in getting it replaced. They asked for my Amazon order ID to confirm I’d bought it along with my address and shipped the replacement out the same day.
If you have so that much hair growing from your nose and ears you need two of these, I think it’s time to consult a physician or if you’re going bald let em grow out and use them as a comb over
@ThyProphet some of us are blessed with nose hair. My favorite are the salt and pepper ones. I just pluck them, good way to wake up.
@ThyProphet As you get older nose & ear hairs tend to go mutant and start growing insanely fast and long. I have to trim my nose hairs every couple of weeks or they grow out of my nostrils. Occasionally I’ll find an ear hair that’s thin enough I missed it when trimming and it’s over an inch long. I also have a few mutant eyebrow hairs that are darker, thicker and grow longer than the normal ones that I have to trim down.
It’s a normal part of aging, although it is rather bizarre to experience.
I don’t think I’d want to voluntarily stick something called “toilet tree” up my nose.
When your barber asks if they can trim your eyebrows… and ears….
/buy
@lehigh It worked! Your order number is: worst-fruity-porridge
/image worst fruity porridge
These were 2 for $10 with cases many meh’s ago. Good eye watering device
one for upstairs, one for downstairs.
Gas-powered version? You mean a BBQ lighter? That’ll get those hairs!
JK, do not try at home!
If it had a rechargeable battery, I’d be in for it…
@Barc777 You could always stick some Eneloops in there. But it might not work too well; a comment below says that a different model from this supplier gets anemic well before the battery is exhausted, and Eneloops start off three tenths of a volt lower than alkalines. OTGH, putting a 14500 in one side and a pass-through dummy in the other might take it to Turbo mode…
At least it’s not AAA batteries.
/showme AAA batteries
@mediocrebot awesome job, bot.
MEALS! DEALS! EELS! AWESOME!
@blaineg @mediocrebot Appears to be a good rendition of my typical dead batteries when I retrieve them.
/showme AAA batteries by rembrant
@mediocrebot Not much for the batteries, but I think it nailed the nose trimmer.
Has no one complained yet about the lack of Bluetooth?
@walarney If you got teeth hair, you got bigger problems.
In for a pair. My 12-year-old, single battery trimmer has been making dying noises, and requires frequent percussive maintenance. I’ll keep one as a back-up, or offer it to Mrs. News, who would never admit to using such a device (but does)…
@MrNews Since my nose hairs went mutant several years ago I’ve gone through a lot of nose hair trimmers and the Toilet Tree branded ones are the absolute best. They have a stainless steel version that comes with a lifetime warranty. I’ve had one replaced under warranty already and it was as simple as “Tell us your Amazon order ID and shipping address.”
The only issue I have with those is they eat batteries. Once the battery’s down to about 75% charge the motor doesn’t spin fast enough. I have a drawer full of 25% used AA batteries I don’t know what to do with. These use two batteries, which hopefully helps with that issue.
@KevinS10 Now I’m wondering if it’s worth trying the hack I suggested farther up, putting a 14500 Li-ion in one side and a pass-through dummy in the other. Initial voltage would be 3.6-3.7V, which ought to put it in Turbo mode, and the cell is rechargeable.
@werehatrack Worth trying, but might burn out the tiny motor. Good thing there’s two of 'em…