@Nexar I think meh is trying to help us help ourselves. Remember the old polish proverb: Teach a person to fish…in the mashed potatoes!

@amgaweda In case one wears out, of course.

@amgaweda Depending on battery life, charge cycle, and/or durability; one might need even more (buy 3!)

@amgaweda one in the nightstand, one in the car

@uninflammable One per nip

@amgaweda His & Her?
or
Her & Her?

@amgaweda In case both nostrils need soothing

Given the high defect rate on Amazon, definitely buy three (and hope upon hope they aren’t refurbs)

@Kerig3 Why not Him & Him?

@razorconcepts if I could be a fly on the wall for that one

@Pillage That may be next, so you gotta stay online…

@Pillage Try it. You might like it.

@Rgdarkchild bacon scented lube up next

@jofuzz might be

More than likely

@MICHAEL805 no they vibrate

@PurplePawprints that’s why you use two

@uninflammable just like the shocker

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2 in the front, 1 in the shunt
2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
2 going down, 1 in the brown
2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed(if that time of the month)
2 for the gish, 1 for the fish
2 in the gash, 1 in the stash
2 for the crack, 1 in the back
2 in the slit, 1 in the shit
2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco
2 in the door, 1 on the floor
2 in the door, 1 in the gore
2 for the friend, 1 in the end
2 in the cunt, 1 in the runt
2 for the moose, 1 in the caboose
2 for the beav, 1 up her sleeve
2 for the meat, 1 in her seat
2 in the flap, 1 in the crap
2 in the gear, 1 in the rear
2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper
2 for the tube, 1 with some lube
2 in the cunt, 1 in the grunt
2 in the sock, 1 for the shock
2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk
2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl
2 in the skunk, 1 in the funk
2 in the zipper, 1 in the flipper
2 in the place, 1 in the ace
2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty
2 in the porn, 1 for the corn
2 for the push (gush), 1 for the tush
2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot
2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose "

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@Yoda_Daenerys
At Hanover High School, we invented the term, “shocker” around 1996 or so. Not bragging, just throwing that tidbit out there.
I’m at work, and a lot of the sites here are banned (duh,) but the links are out there.

Also, the first one we came up with was:
2 in the pinker, 1 in the stinker

@uninflammable only if the Pope blesses it…

@medz give it to them good

@medz did you see the duct tape on the front page?

@medz or read the email about how this was all thrown together in a few minutes (or whatever it said).

@baqui63 must’ve went to spam…

@baqui63 I get an email in the morning after a sale but not one leading up to a sale. How do you get that? I don’t do social media so I can’t check that way. So, how do you get a pre-sale email?

@WTFsunshine Technically, I got the email in the morning also (at 12:12 AM).

@shahnm Followup.
No purple. No bluetooth.
And those margaritas damn well won’t make themselves with these.

@Yoda_Daenerys Get a gerbil

@Yoda_Daenerys No flared base means you’re gonna have a baaaaad time…

/giphy nasty-stale-heat

@medz So, where are the ladies here who always complain “nothing for us”?

@phendrick Still waiting for socks, I would imagine.

@medz Tested. Not “just for her.” Very, very pleased for $5.

@phendrick oh, but how about a quality vibe…maybe a lelo?

@tinamarie1974 Better ask @Snapster or @Thumperchick for that offering (… by special request…)

@hems79 Pics or video demonstration in the review would be helpful

@medz Be careful what you ask.

@heartny how many guys do you know named Mac?

@eeterrific At least two, so this deal works out well

@gertiestn so your partner can turn it on while watching netflix?

@bdb $19 for 1 and most of the bad reviews comment on the battery wearing out after a few months. With 2 at $10, I’d be more willing to buy in

@thejehosephat It sounds like it either works really well or something breaks inside almost immediately. Can’t figure out the odds.

@ocifersven They all bought in on the last deal for star wars toys.

@AiraCobra FTW

@ciabelle With an apple in its fist?

@candiedisilvio1 I missed the fuko as well…hoping they will put up another. I’ve never been able to get one. BTW I just got your package (sorry I know you don’t have one but I felt compelled to use the term in this forum) we have three addresses with the same three numbers but different street names in this city and we usually end up with theirs since I always order online. My husband usually delivers them if it looks important but he got tired of playing postman so he put notes on the last four and on the fifth he put a very nasty note on it for the people who sort. Needless to say that I think that spurred them into the sending it to the house furthest away. I’ll post it in the other thread but I couldn’t get pictures (husband and son ran off with theirs goodies).

@Yoda_Daenerys trust the 8 ball

@heartny ordered 2, gifts for friends. I’m very supportive Of their sexual health.

@baqui63 First one to own up!

@hems79 lol

@cryomancer199X Crescent Fresh Video

@Yoda_Daenerys It worked! Your order number is: hissing-acrid-honey

/image hissing acrid honey

@mediocrebot cancelled, sorry

any others want to join in on the test case?

oreder -> cancel

@Yoda_Daenerys It worked! Your order number is: coherent-crappy-spider

/image coherent crappy spider

@5665150 you know guys can use this, right?

@RiotDemon Yep, that was my thought. One for the man during the reach around and one for the man giving the reach around while patiently waiting his turn. Or for the ones who bought more than one they can use it during a train.

@WTFsunshine this is crazy. I need a visual. I’ll go Google a few things for research. Chooooo chooooo

@RiotDemon i still think this is a missed opportunity. There are silicone egg things that would probably do pretty well here.

@5665150 I’m sure other stuff would do well. Might not get a lot of comments in the thread from people admitting that they actually bought it though, haha.

@hems79 always prudent. No need to make anyone jealous.

@Kubitwo try leaving it plugged in for a few hours. Also try a different usb connection.

@Kubitwo well, my advice only worked for one of them.

@Kubitwo Same issue

@Kubitwo If you’re gagging you’re probably doing it wrong.

@scfd0766 the one that I couldn’t get to charge… I tried a few different cables and eventually plugged it into a portable power pack. The light just flashed briefly when plugged in, and then nothing. I fiddled with the switch and then just let it run for a minute when plugged in. Turned it off, still no charging. Got annoyed and just put it to the side. After a few minutes, it’s now blue and charging.

No idea why it started.

@RiotDemon Tore mine apart - It looks like they route the power to the battery, and then through the LED…blah blah

in short - not enough juice for led when charging, until battery has enough to power motor, and THEN power the LED.

double capacitors for twice the failure rate!

@CaptAmehrican My thoughts exactly… I see dull knife after dull knife after dull knife, but somehow I miss it when meh sells vibes?!

@CaptAmehrican @brhfl probably better off signing up for the coupons on Adamandeve.com or something similar. They’ll flood your inbox, but the stuff they sell is at least warrantied unlike this item, lol.

@RiotDemon I hope that if someone returns them under warranty they aren’t resold as refurbished.

@RiotDemon Oh, I know, I’m pretty particular about things that come in contact with my spiffy bits. As we all should be!

@heartny lol, no. Everything is brand new.

@RiotDemon Doesn’t the anticipation make the ending better?

@therealjrn in this case, it does not.