Name: 2-Pack: iZoom Flickering Flame Torches with Stand
Model: WMTT36006
Condition: New
Create a warm, inviting atmosphere with flickering candlelight
Realistic flame effect
600 hour non-stop runtime
No need for wires or outlets
Indoor/Outdoor (not weather resistant)
Underneath the easily removable lid, you will find an ON/OFF switch
It allows you to select a permanently on glow, or a timer function which will run the lamp for 6 hours on, and 18 hours off
The base features guide holes for permanent placement
Standing just over 10 inches tall, the lights are equipped with a 3.5-inch diameter base that gives them a solid footing on your dining room table, coffee table, or end table
10.25 inches tall
2 AA batteries included
What’s in the Box?
2-Pack: i-Zoom Flame Torch w/Stand 600hr Run Time w/Timer
@ElRage Right on. If these are anything like the ones I already have, the flame effect is very realistic, especially from a distance. I keep some up in both front and backyards year round for ambiance, but they really do add a LOT to the halloween haunt!
@haydesigner I’m not complaining. I’m calling BS on the idea that Meh is selling here that their price comparison represents realistic marketplace savings of $45 when the reality is that they’ve chosen a comparison that over-inflates any realized savings.
If this is a discount site, then price comparisons with other discount sites is more appropriate, not less or “unfair”.
Comparing to Amazon isn’t. Might as well put up pricing from your local airport gift store if the goal is to fictionalize and inflate “savings”.
My point was to note that the savings weren’t $45, but more like $15. And that we Mehtizens often get pricing that is even more favorable than the rubes fine folks over at Morningsave.comSideDeal.com.
Maybe we’ll see price comparisons against woot or dollartree or walmart or other discount e-tailers.
@Superllama7 Reminds me of the episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson when he was interviewing Jake Johnson and asked where he was from, and Jake said “outside of Chicago.” And Craig replied with something along the lines of “I’m from Glasgow, I’m from outside of Chicago too.” [I paraphrase, what Craig Ferguson said was funny and what I typed here isn’t. But the idea is funny.]
@Achromatter by this point, space age probably has to get regular colonoscopies. So yeah, pretty much legal for everything you could think of. Some of space age’s grandkids are even legal by now.
Ah hah, something for OLD People.
Well I’ll just have to get a crate of them then, they’ll go perfect with our OLD People décor. Oh boy, the OLD Bat will love em and we can drink wine out of them. Are they wine proof… right? I wonder? I’ll look in the OLD People catalog that I’m suppose to get a few months before Christmas, bet they would know.
If they’re really iZooms we can call and text with them too.
Think I’ll check out Amazon and see if they sell holders for them that attach to my 4 wheeler walker.
Hey ! I know, I’ll ask Superllana7
@Dizavid I’m totally with you. It’s funny, I was just looking at solar lanterns online to put on my deck. Why would I want anything else? But that’s why they’re on sale at Meh…
What? Why? Who buys this? Why not just light a candle? I mean, ffs, if I came over for dinner and saw these, it this would signify “too cheap/lame/phobic/suburban for a second date.” And I would expect to be judged the same way.
Unless we were in Patagonia. Or a nursing home. Then it would be cool. I’ll come back for this when I’m 80.
@jmkiii do these look anything like the led candle bulbs you got a while back? Or are they just things that say led and flame type words? I mean if they’re anything like the tiki torches I got a while back they are pretty poor for roasting marshmallows too, what with the citronella flavoring and all.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
$57.98 for 2 Similar at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
I’ll take it
Next month
In my IRK
It looks like it came off the Aggro Crag.
These look like the kind of items that you would find in one of those catalogs that gets sent to every old person 2 months before Christmas.
@MrMikenIkes I’ll let you know in four months, if I’m still alive.
Did the meh button’s font change?
These are great for the yard, especially when I turn it into a graveyard for Halloween
@Mescolito this is brilliant and sold me on these!
@ElRage Right on. If these are anything like the ones I already have, the flame effect is very realistic, especially from a distance. I keep some up in both front and backyards year round for ambiance, but they really do add a LOT to the halloween haunt!
2 for $29 over on SideDeal.com.
The 2 for $60 comparison is BS.
@mike808, you can’t complain about that. Mornigsave and Sidedeal are both discount/close out sites too, not retail priced.
@haydesigner @mike808 Can we complain because they’re all the same parent company?
@haydesigner I’m not complaining. I’m calling BS on the idea that Meh is selling here that their price comparison represents realistic marketplace savings of $45 when the reality is that they’ve chosen a comparison that over-inflates any realized savings.
If this is a discount site, then price comparisons with other discount sites is more appropriate, not less or “unfair”.
Comparing to Amazon isn’t. Might as well put up pricing from your local airport gift store if the goal is to fictionalize and inflate “savings”.
My point was to note that the savings weren’t $45, but more like $15. And that we Mehtizens often get pricing that is even more favorable than the
rubesfine folks over at Morningsave.com SideDeal.com.Maybe we’ll see price comparisons against woot or dollartree or walmart or other discount e-tailers.
If it was 11 inches I’d be all over it
@Superllama7 um… huh?
@Superllama7 pervert!
@Superllama7 That’s what she said.
@Kerig3 Thank you! Finally…
@Superllama7 Thank you for that slow pitch.
Wait… “Indoor/Outdoor (not weather resistant)” … With that qualifier, literally everything is Indoor/Outdoor
@Superllama7
NOT FOR INTERNAL USE
@mike808 @Superllama7
“Internal Use”?
That’s butt-stuff, yes?
@Superllama7 Reminds me of the episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson when he was interviewing Jake Johnson and asked where he was from, and Jake said “outside of Chicago.” And Craig replied with something along the lines of “I’m from Glasgow, I’m from outside of Chicago too.” [I paraphrase, what Craig Ferguson said was funny and what I typed here isn’t. But the idea is funny.]
Can we assume they’re made out of plastic?
@Achromatter
But is it gluten-free?
@Achromatter space age polymers, actually.
@Achromatter It comes from China, so it could be lead.
@hchavers Ah, so good on windy days then, yah?
@mike808 I wish everything was “glutton free”…
@djslack How old is “space age”? Is it of legal age?
@Achromatter by this point, space age probably has to get regular colonoscopies. So yeah, pretty much legal for everything you could think of. Some of space age’s grandkids are even legal by now.
@Achromatter @mike808
Yeah, she’s blonde!!
My sister-in-law claims to be allergic to gluten free!
@Achromatter @djslack SPACE-AGE POLYMERS FOR LIFE!
You know, if I wanted real candlelight …
Ah hah, something for OLD People.
Well I’ll just have to get a crate of them then, they’ll go perfect with our OLD People décor. Oh boy, the OLD Bat will love em and we can drink wine out of them. Are they wine proof… right? I wonder? I’ll look in the OLD People catalog that I’m suppose to get a few months before Christmas, bet they would know.
If they’re really iZooms we can call and text with them too.
Think I’ll check out Amazon and see if they sell holders for them that attach to my 4 wheeler walker.
Hey ! I know, I’ll ask Superllana7
/buy
@Seeds It worked! Your order number is: fitful-neat-foot
/image fitful neat foot
@Seeds why tho
@Lazarpandar shrug they’re cheap, require no thought or attention, and I think the reflected light would look nice from a room over.
No way. I like the waterproof solar powered ones. Why would you do this AA battery crap?
@Dizavid Because they can be used inside where the sun don’t shine ?
@Dizavid @jmbunkin
No, don’t stick them where the sun don’t shine, they isn’t waterproof!!!
@Dizavid I’m totally with you. It’s funny, I was just looking at solar lanterns online to put on my deck. Why would I want anything else? But that’s why they’re on sale at Meh…
What? Why? Who buys this? Why not just light a candle? I mean, ffs, if I came over for dinner and saw these, it this would signify “too cheap/lame/phobic/suburban for a second date.” And I would expect to be judged the same way.
Unless we were in Patagonia. Or a nursing home. Then it would be cool. I’ll come back for this when I’m 80.
@jespensc real candles sometimes light people’s houses on fire.
Seems like a good idea for a hotel room, fireplace in summer, inside a tent, or Halloween decorations,
@sling_Shot70 Halloween Decorations!
Now they seem a little less stupid.
meh … no
Good for Game of thrones roleplaying perhaps?
John Snow - " come to me,Calisi, so that I can take you by the light of these “dragons breath goblets”. Do they not make you wish to fornicate? "
Calisi - “meh…”
@pokerhoe
/image bronn
If you squinch your eyes up, real tight, and look at them…they still look like ass.
Wow this is some crap if I’ve ever seen any
@Lazarpandar after being on Meh they’re going to be sold at Ollie’s
2.2/5 stars: Highest rating was 3. whole. stars.
@Milyvan1 Ay least they are “very versital.”
If these are anything like the led candle bulbs I got a while back, they are closer to strobe lights than candles or torches.
@jmkiii do these look anything like the led candle bulbs you got a while back? Or are they just things that say led and flame type words? I mean if they’re anything like the tiki torches I got a while back they are pretty poor for roasting marshmallows too, what with the citronella flavoring and all.
@jmkiii are you talking about these?
I misread this as saying “with sand” instead of sand at first.
Living somewhere that all I have is sand that kind of amused me.
Is it possible to purchase more of these?
2-Pack: iZoom Flickering Flame Torches with Stand