@blaineg reminds me of the old WWF Superstars cartoon episode where the good guys and bad guys are competing to see which team can get NASA certified.

One of the first gags is that everyone has to get weighed and the scale only goes up to 400 lbs. 8’ tall Andre the Giant breaks everything, so the NASA crew have him stand on two scales and sum up the weight.

@blaineg @pakopako well here is a very OLD joke that probably predates all of us (for young people, means before we were born).

In very old days, some places had scales but you had to put in a coin (usually penny) and then it would show your weight, but also randomly issue a paper message much like a fortune cookie. Of course it had no AI or printer and would just dispense the next one in a roll of printed “fortunes.”

The old joke was that you step on it and it says “just one at a time!”

@blaineg @pakopako Need more info on the WWF NASA tie-in (odd bedfellows?)

Creepy Elon notwithstanding, he seems to be faring far better than a boardroom full of Boeing corporate board Directors and CEO.

@pakopako

so the NASA crew have him stand on two scales and sum up the weight.

Valid technique, it gets used on cars & motorcycles.

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