$16.99 @ HSN, $11.99 @ Amazon, and $5.00 @ Walmart.
This is the price for 1, so you can get 3 for this price at Wallyworld, but maybe not the same color
My company bought 42 bottles, we love the Best Bottle Ever wowbottle. Always on everyone’s work desk. All you need in one bottle, but not best for kids. Awesome hydration.
Okay. I got mine two delivered today. These are legitimately the DUMBEST water bottles I’ve ever owned. There are zero design choices that were good. None. They are hilariously not useful. If you’ve seen the photos and thought to yourself, “oh, well all the accoutrement attached surely is there for delivery and not meant to be attached regularly” then you’re in for a clown show of a treat! Removing all the crap only leaves a noticeable gap in the lid and cannot be tightened all the way down to the bottle.
And I’m genuinely impressed at how poorly any of the ways to get water out of it work. The straw is comically narrow and needs a teeth pull to raise up. But when you do that, the straw itself is lifted off the bottom of the bottle, so you can’t get water out of the bottom two inches of the bottle using the straw. It’s honestly a feat of engineering that they managed to get the open pour spout to not work like a normal spout. Since they didn’t think to include an air intake, you tilt the bottle to drink from it and no water comes out. So you keep lifting higher until suddenly….ALL the water!
For some reason there is a spray bottle built into the pour spout. I cannot figure out why. And it faces a different direction; a direction that the cap folds to. So in order to use this as a spray bottle, you need to hold the cap out of the way and then push down. That way you can spray yourself in the face with it. I don’t know why anyone needs to do that, but that’s how it works. And if your thought is, “well, dummy, it’s for spraying away from you!” then you are mistaken there too because in order to push down, your finger can only be laid sideways across the sprayer button, so spraying straight in front of you is awkward on account of having to hold that cap down AND turning your wrist in a weird position. The sprayer button is tucked down into the lid, so it’s not a matter of just pushing down. You have to push down INTO the cap.
For some reason they have included an extra O ring that doesn’t seem to go anywhere. It’s just…there. The cap lid has a nice snap to it, which is nice to let you know that the cap is tight. Except it’s not. There are two levels of snaps that have to be pushed down to. The first is a satisfying click that feels good. But that doesn’t secure the lid. Water will leak if you don’t push really hard to get the cap to the second snap. It’s easy to get this wrong.
I cannot put into words how many unnecessary parts were manufactured to make this bottle. It’s is a marvel of terrible choices. I genuinely applaud the effort it took to convince someone that this was a good idea to build. It should win awards for inefficient engineering and should be studied for generations.
Specs
Product: 2-Pack: Best Bottle Ever
Model: 806044502
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
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Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, Feb 25 - Thursday, Feb 27
It does it all friends…It slices! It Dices!! It does the laundry!
@Zott But does it have a built-in USB charger?
@anottuh @Zott That’s why the TYLT bottle with the power bank is the best!
$16.99 @ HSN, $11.99 @ Amazon, and $5.00 @ Walmart.
This is the price for 1, so you can get 3 for this price at Wallyworld, but maybe not the same color
@lonocat “Park’s closed. Moose out front should have told you”
@hockeybum @lonocat Whaaat?? I thought DOGE fired the moose!
I’d vote not the best bottle ever; tough to clean from the looks of it and ugly
Looks like a kid’s toy.
@Kyeh It’s just missing the Nickelodeon logo.
@Rowsdower I like this better!
I got one of these in an IRK…it’s the absolute most annoying bottle ever.
I couldn’t even give it away and the Goodwill clerk looked like they wanted throw me out when I donated it.
This has to be illegal
My company bought 42 bottles, we love the Best Bottle Ever wowbottle. Always on everyone’s work desk. All you need in one bottle, but not best for kids. Awesome hydration.
DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!
@gr8inno Did you design this?
@Kyeh No, I wish. Very cool unique design.
Okay. I got mine two delivered today. These are legitimately the DUMBEST water bottles I’ve ever owned. There are zero design choices that were good. None. They are hilariously not useful. If you’ve seen the photos and thought to yourself, “oh, well all the accoutrement attached surely is there for delivery and not meant to be attached regularly” then you’re in for a clown show of a treat! Removing all the crap only leaves a noticeable gap in the lid and cannot be tightened all the way down to the bottle.
And I’m genuinely impressed at how poorly any of the ways to get water out of it work. The straw is comically narrow and needs a teeth pull to raise up. But when you do that, the straw itself is lifted off the bottom of the bottle, so you can’t get water out of the bottom two inches of the bottle using the straw. It’s honestly a feat of engineering that they managed to get the open pour spout to not work like a normal spout. Since they didn’t think to include an air intake, you tilt the bottle to drink from it and no water comes out. So you keep lifting higher until suddenly….ALL the water!
For some reason there is a spray bottle built into the pour spout. I cannot figure out why. And it faces a different direction; a direction that the cap folds to. So in order to use this as a spray bottle, you need to hold the cap out of the way and then push down. That way you can spray yourself in the face with it. I don’t know why anyone needs to do that, but that’s how it works. And if your thought is, “well, dummy, it’s for spraying away from you!” then you are mistaken there too because in order to push down, your finger can only be laid sideways across the sprayer button, so spraying straight in front of you is awkward on account of having to hold that cap down AND turning your wrist in a weird position. The sprayer button is tucked down into the lid, so it’s not a matter of just pushing down. You have to push down INTO the cap.
For some reason they have included an extra O ring that doesn’t seem to go anywhere. It’s just…there. The cap lid has a nice snap to it, which is nice to let you know that the cap is tight. Except it’s not. There are two levels of snaps that have to be pushed down to. The first is a satisfying click that feels good. But that doesn’t secure the lid. Water will leak if you don’t push really hard to get the cap to the second snap. It’s easy to get this wrong.
I cannot put into words how many unnecessary parts were manufactured to make this bottle. It’s is a marvel of terrible choices. I genuinely applaud the effort it took to convince someone that this was a good idea to build. It should win awards for inefficient engineering and should be studied for generations.
Would I buy it again?
Absolutely.
@amerifolklegend You’d buy it again - as a gag gift?
@amerifolklegend A couple of thoughts