@transplant I’ve been trying to figure out how to convey the hardness and heft of those pillows. The closest I can come is: remember when you left your Nerf football outside all winter, and then it turned into a kind peeling foam rock? Imagine a pillow filled with those petrified Nerf rocks, and you have that bamboo pillow
Under the Textile Fiber Products Identification Act and the Textile Fiber Rule, textile fibers must be labeled and advertised as provided by the FTC. Textiles can only be called bamboo if they are made directly from actual bamboo fiber. Textiles made from rayon (or viscose, which is the same thing) that was created using bamboo as a plant source may be labeled and advertised as “rayon (or viscose) made from bamboo.” Sellers are responsible for ensuring that their textile products are labeled and advertised correctly. Below you’ll find plain-language guidance for businesses that make, advertise or sell so-called bamboo textiles, and information about Commission enforcement actions and warning letters.
@fastharry@Felton10 The tower arrived today, and you’d think a hoard of chipmunks arrived too. We packed those yogurt pretzels in our cheeks like there was going to be 6 more weeks of winter. Should have bought more.
So many of the Amazon reviews mention a smell, if Meh is selling these are they possibly moldy? Why are they so cheap? There has to be something other then they suck so much, that nothing else in this category sucks nearly as much as these super sucky examples of suck-tacularness. If not they are still Meh, no Bluetooth, no use for my now aging fridge stored batteries.
A close comparison to the pillows linked to Amazon shows that these are not the same pillows. The ones on Amazon have plusher cases by far. Searching the two product numbers only gets hits for meh’s website. These are probably knock-offs.
OK, Meh. Now you claim, “WE’RE SOLD OUT EXCEPT FOR A SMALL AMOUNT WE SET ASIDE FOR EXISTING VMP MEMBERS TO BE RELEASED AT 4PM ET.” Am I one of the existing VMP members you’re gonna release at 4PM ET? If so, I’d better get dressed.