@docflash Owned a non-heated bidet for a couple years now and I don’t give the temperature a second thought. Even on the coldest days (sub-freezing) it isn’t an issue.
@docflash The water is already warmed from your house. If you were to use the hot side, you’d need to squirt yourself for quite awhile waiting for the water to heat up
@Badpookey@docflash Run water through the tap till hot water gets to the bathroom, then run the self clean function (sends water gushing down the back of the bowl) for a minute or two to purge the supply line.
[No, I don’t do that. I’m happy with the basic cold water model.]
@mbimeh-Okay, a tongue tied lady went into a bar & ordered a Beer. So, the dam bartender say, “That’s $3.50, please’”! She says,“Ohh, shit, Man,…okay’” & pays up. They talked a bit, then she orders a Rum & Coke & he says,“That’s $8.50!” She said, “Wow, that’s mighty High, but okay”! Then she asks for another Beer & pays the $3.50. She felt kinda respected since she was real tongue tied & rarely got much respect, so she tells the old bartender, “You’re okay, man.” He says, “Ah, you too, but I try to make my customers feel comfortable.” She decides to explain what she means, so says, “No, I mean, I’ve been here for 2 hr & you haven’t 1 time said anything bout me being tongue-tied, thanks.” He felt all warm, so he told her, “I appreciate you too because you ain’t once said anything about me being Humpback, so Thank you, really, Sweety.” Where she blurted out, “Is That Your Back? I Thought That Was Your ASS, Everything Else I So High Around Here”!!¡
@nolrak It’s really a non-issue. You’d think it would be and I had concerns before trying it, but it turns out not to matter. A cold seat is far more shocking to the system – the skin being sprayed just isn’t very sensitive to temperature.
Some comments in the reviews that might be useful if these two things apply to you:
“It won’t work if you have 3/8” waterline. Due to the design fault, it won’t even work with standard 3/8 T adapter."
“Not compatible with my toilet seat (Kohler elongated). Have had a handyman here twice trying to install this. The screws that came with it were not long enough. Bought longer screws but still does not fit”
@Kidsandliz Just got it and 1. is not true. Yes you can’t connect to the waterline but you can easily connect to the bowl connection. It is a perfect fit. Can’t verify 2.
@mediocrebot Fast-forward to February 2020…I replaced 2 toilets in my house with a pair of American Standard Champion 4 Max toilets from HomeDepot and put these little treasures on each.
I had to get longer seat bolts because the ones that came with the Max’s weren’t made for adding a bidet.
They’re nice bidets, one of my old ones was too piercing and the other was a little splashy. These are just right. And not all of these inexpensive bidets have the self-cleaning nozzles so I hope they’ll be easier to clean.
I rate them a 5 out of 5 poo purchase. Especially since they were so inexpensive.
Own a similar style to these (also purchased from Meh) and it really makes you wonder how scraping literal crap from your butt using chopped up tree ever became popular. Don’t get fixated on the water not being heated as it might sound concerning, but turns out to be a non-issue (at least for me and yes, I live in a climate that gets sub-freezing). I cringe using other toilets now and being forced back into the asinine act of smearing feces around until you think things are clean enough.
Water temperature? Most of these have the water sitting in the pipes of the house before you use it. So whatever temp you have your house set to, the water will be at that same temp. So if you want warm water, turn on the furnace full blast! Or you can choose to be invigorated!!
@ripper69 I have one that connects to the hot and cold supply and you can set a temp. I find that the “cold” setting is usually just fine, and it only gets chily if you go for an extended wash in the winter long enough to flush the line so the “inside” temp water is clear.
I swear, I can’t think of anything to say! What about ‘A man has a Penis & a woman has a Vagina’! Or ‘Opinions are like Ass-holes, everybody has one’! How bout dat?
I bought a similar one from Amazon, and while it lasted a year, the cheap plastic tubing connecting to the water line broke and flooded my whole second floor with cold water before I got a chance to notice. Invest a little more with a bidet that doesn’t rely on PVC.
@DaViper Oh yeah, braided stainless hoses are a must. These are cheap enough that upgrading the lines would be an option but probably better to just get units that include them in the first place.
Has anyone used this particular model? Any good? Does it get the backside clean well?
We actually have a bidet in the house, but due to layout, its not next to the toilet, so it ended up not getting used much. Trying to convince the spouse that an integrated unit would be good. But can’t get a piece of crap otherwise it will be a lost cause.
In all seriousness, I got one about two years ago and it has changed my life for the better. I got a different brand, but it looks exactly the same, other than the name on it.
I seriously feel so much fresher and cleaner.
The only downside is I hate using the facilities away from home.
I’m going to buy a few more as gifts–I feel like all my friends and family need to know about life with a bidet!!!
Maybe I can sneak one into work and install it before anyone arrives in the morning???
I love the one I got from morning save. Never poo without a bidet if I can help it. Bought one for my mom for Christmas (she asked for one) got this 2 pack so I can give one to each of my kids. Now I can poo away. Noticed someone said they had trouble putting on an elongated toilet seat. I don’t understand that issue because my toilet seat is elongated and I had no trouble at all. But I installed mine at the back of my toilet maybe they tried to put theirs at the front.
Where it’s positioned on the toilet looks like it’d be in the way of a watery blow-out. For folks with IBS, we can get a shotgun watery blow out from behind. Would the bidet get hit with shrapnel?
@Gypsigirl213 Ok, so - I have similar G.I. issues.
I don’t have a model like this, I have a full toilet seat replacement model.
In my experience, there is a trade-off; personal clean-up is very much improved, toilet + bidet clean-up is not.
I really don’t want to get into graphic details, suffice it to say that cleaning the toilet has become a more unpleasant and labor intensive task. But(t) IMO, the comfort and cleanliness of using water to clean yourself off and then just a couple of dabs w/ TP to dry more than makes up for the extra mess beneath the rim (of the toilet!).
YMMV, of course and, to be fair - as a bachelor living alone, I tend to let the issue get out of hand.
A quick clean-up of the bowl after each use would go a long way but, ain’t nobody got time for that.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m already covered with both of my bathrooms but for this price I’m one as well jump on them for the future, just called mom and she wants 2 as well so A family that bidet’s together all has clean/ cleaner butts. Sending my sister the link next
Secondly, it kind of sucks in that you will be imprisoned by your dependence. No longer will the world be full of convenient places to defecate. Starbucks, McDonalds, that shady gas station bathroom will all be equally inferior to your glorious clean butt provided by your newly acquired butt bidet. You’ll be playing poo roulette with your colon more often than you’d like. Can you make it until the end of your shift? Can you hold it in for the entire drive home? Next thing you know, you’re buying “gifts” for your parents place…your best friend’s house, and surely you current significant other. However, you and I will know the truth. This isn’t truly a gift for them, that’s just a fortunate side benefit. It’s actually a gift for you, so you don’t have to rush home to your one toilet because it’s the only one you know of that has…a butt bidet!
Also, if you don’t have one of these. You have a dirty butt.
Also also, pairs well with that water detector if you’re concerned about your plumbing skills. Don’t cheap out on the hardware. Make sure to use a metal t joint and hose.
What got shipped to me is not the same thing as the amazon link - the one on amazon had all brass fittings, this one is plastic. Why do I continue to trust these “great deals”???
I agree, the plastic fittings and hose were a disappointment. Honestly I don’t trust plastic in any water situation. Nonetheless it didn’t work for me as I have a automatic seat. Couldn’t get it to fit properly at all. Had no regrets throwing both in the garbage.
I’m really appreciating meh.com nowadays for selling these bidets. Sure they aren’t “top-of-the-line” but they get the job done. No toilet paper shortage here!
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x Bidet Attachments
2x T-Adapter
2x Connecting Hose
Price Comparison
$79.94 (for 2 similar) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Shitty product today.
I’d hate to see a non self-cleaning bidet
@nolrak Don’t look!
/image garden hose
@shahnm i tried that but i kept getting odd looks from the neighbors
@nolrak @shahnm Well, next time ask him if you can borrow his hose.
Why isn’t this in Tools and Garden?
@narfcake A slightly more powerful version is on Tools and Garden today…
cold water. umm, invigorating?
@docflash Owned a non-heated bidet for a couple years now and I don’t give the temperature a second thought. Even on the coldest days (sub-freezing) it isn’t an issue.
@docflash @Tin_Foil
Ditto. Non-issue. Have a hot/cold model from earlier Meh deal and never hooked up the hot.
Much like @Barney @sammydog0 and @therealjrn.
@Barney @docflash @mike808 @Tin_Foil Oh, hey…words hurt Mike…words hurt man.
Who is @sammydog0?
@therealjrn Yes, they do, princess. Meant @sammydog01
@docflash The water is already warmed from your house. If you were to use the hot side, you’d need to squirt yourself for quite awhile waiting for the water to heat up
@Badpookey @docflash Run water through the tap till hot water gets to the bathroom, then run the self clean function (sends water gushing down the back of the bowl) for a minute or two to purge the supply line.
[No, I don’t do that. I’m happy with the basic cold water model.]
I’d hate to be the cleaner of the non self cleaning bidet…
[INSERT BUTT JOKE HERE]
@mbimeh what what in the butt
@mbimeh-Okay, a tongue tied lady went into a bar & ordered a Beer. So, the dam bartender say, “That’s $3.50, please’”! She says,“Ohh, shit, Man,…okay’” & pays up. They talked a bit, then she orders a Rum & Coke & he says,“That’s $8.50!” She said, “Wow, that’s mighty High, but okay”! Then she asks for another Beer & pays the $3.50. She felt kinda respected since she was real tongue tied & rarely got much respect, so she tells the old bartender, “You’re okay, man.” He says, “Ah, you too, but I try to make my customers feel comfortable.” She decides to explain what she means, so says, “No, I mean, I’ve been here for 2 hr & you haven’t 1 time said anything bout me being tongue-tied, thanks.” He felt all warm, so he told her, “I appreciate you too because you ain’t once said anything about me being Humpback, so Thank you, really, Sweety.” Where she blurted out, “Is That Your Back? I Thought That Was Your ASS, Everything Else I So High Around Here”!!¡
Also, I can’t imagine a less pleasant sensation than tap-cold water being sprayed up my backside
@nolrak With respect to things being applied to your backside, I can think of less pleasant sensations…
/image porcupine
@shahnm clearly you have a more vivid imagination
@nolrak
/image chili pepper
@nolrak “Also, I can’t imagine a less pleasant sensation than tap-cold water being sprayed up my backside”
umm… if it’s going UP your backside, you may have read the instructions wrong.
@nolrak It’s really a non-issue. You’d think it would be and I had concerns before trying it, but it turns out not to matter. A cold seat is far more shocking to the system – the skin being sprayed just isn’t very sensitive to temperature.
@nolrak-What About an Habernaro, or a Jalipanio Hot Sause Sprayed Up One’s Ass-Hole? OOUCH!! That Hurt Just Typing That In!¡¡!
Self cleaning? Does one clean the other and vice versa?
@Hanky that’d be a neat trick, seeing as how they’d be installed on toilets in different rooms.
@Hanky- Yeah, they’re ass-hole buddies! LOL!!
Some comments in the reviews that might be useful if these two things apply to you:
“It won’t work if you have 3/8” waterline. Due to the design fault, it won’t even work with standard 3/8 T adapter."
“Not compatible with my toilet seat (Kohler elongated). Have had a handyman here twice trying to install this. The screws that came with it were not long enough. Bought longer screws but still does not fit”
@Kidsandliz Just got it and 1. is not true. Yes you can’t connect to the waterline but you can easily connect to the bowl connection. It is a perfect fit. Can’t verify 2.
Um… Ima hafta call (bull)shit on the model number commentary.
@shahnm - Talk About Gonernment Over-reaching!!
Can these be re-purposed for anything else? I only have one toilet. I guess I could give one away for Christmas, as according to bidet.org, bidets make a great holiday gift. They must know what they’re talking about!
https://www.bidet.org/blogs/news/16190812-bidets-make-a-great-holiday-gift
@Knightp I think bidets would make rather crappy holiday gifts, what what…
@Knightp tape one to the front of your fridge for a water dispenser.
@Ignorant @Knightp But remember that the inside of your fridge has only one really true and righteous purpose…!
@Knightp - What else are they expected to say, “Ah, nobody wants a bidit for Christmas, so don’t by one, especially for an ass-hole”!¡!
@Ignorant Great idea! Too bad this one doesn’t heat, or I could hack it to dispense hot water for cooking.
This and raw meat are the two things Japan and France have in common, well except that Japan heats the water.
@hchavers
Would a salad be one example of a raw meet?
@shahnm autocorrect corrected.
For the love of shit…
First bidet I ever used was when I moved to Brazil. Every bedroom had a private bathroom in most middle-class homes and every bathroom had a bidet.
First bidet I’d ever seen.
And right at the same time: first & LAST bidet I ever used.
This is a very unusual looking drinking fountain
@nolrak That’s because of the self-cleaning feature. Slurp away!
@nolrak -Just put some nice flowers & pootpouri around it & set a dam drinking gl-ass there & Every FN Thing will Come Out alright!!
/giphy jolly-miraculous-bamboo
/buy
@therealjrn It worked! Your order number is: smiley-forceful-pump
/image smiley forceful pump
You can betcha I’ll be smiling, thanks @mediocrebot
@mediocrebot Fast-forward to February 2020…I replaced 2 toilets in my house with a pair of American Standard Champion 4 Max toilets from HomeDepot and put these little treasures on each.
I had to get longer seat bolts because the ones that came with the Max’s weren’t made for adding a bidet.
They’re nice bidets, one of my old ones was too piercing and the other was a little splashy. These are just right. And not all of these inexpensive bidets have the self-cleaning nozzles so I hope they’ll be easier to clean.
I rate them a 5 out of 5 poo purchase. Especially since they were so inexpensive.
Own a similar style to these (also purchased from Meh) and it really makes you wonder how scraping literal crap from your butt using chopped up tree ever became popular. Don’t get fixated on the water not being heated as it might sound concerning, but turns out to be a non-issue (at least for me and yes, I live in a climate that gets sub-freezing). I cringe using other toilets now and being forced back into the asinine act of smearing feces around until you think things are clean enough.
@Tin_Foil
Some people pay extra for that
@nolrak
@Tin_Foil - It could always be worse!! Like the water being cut off ass you unload your gut, or maybe a Catagory 5 Hurricane as you use # 2!¡!¡
Sold on 2-for-Tuesday huh?
I regret I have only 1 butt to offer for the cause.
@mehcuda67- Split the difference!! I Doo-Doo!
… because I always post this when you’re selling Bidets…
@feefuh
Oops, wrong platform.
Now THAT was a persuasive write-up (applauds). In for two.
First there were Poo-pourri two-fers. Now bidets?
Smelling a pattern here…
@katbyter-Yeah & it Stinks!!
Ok, so it sprays water on your nether regions. Then you just sit there and drip dry? Or is that when the toilet paper comes in?
@katbyter- Unless you have a Space-Heater, or a damned Sears Catalog!!
@katbyter dab yer burr dry with some TP. I already have one of these and that’s the protocol. Takes about what you would use for one wipe to do it.
@katbyter Sometimes there is a fan. If not, then toilet paper comes in handy.
@katbyter I just use the guest towel.
@katbyter you don’t get that wet no TP needed.
@Barefooted how can you get sprayed with water yet not get that wet? I would assume it’s more water than whatever urine you just produced.
Water temperature? Most of these have the water sitting in the pipes of the house before you use it. So whatever temp you have your house set to, the water will be at that same temp. So if you want warm water, turn on the furnace full blast! Or you can choose to be invigorated!!
@ripper69- Butt surely not constipated & I didn’t call you Shirley!!
@ripper69 I have one that connects to the hot and cold supply and you can set a temp. I find that the “cold” setting is usually just fine, and it only gets chily if you go for an extended wash in the winter long enough to flush the line so the “inside” temp water is clear.
I swear, I can’t think of anything to say! What about ‘A man has a Penis & a woman has a Vagina’! Or ‘Opinions are like Ass-holes, everybody has one’! How bout dat?
The writeup today has me in stitches!
Too early to think of a Uranus joke…butt I’ll come up with one…
@fastharrydotcom How about “Shoot the Klingons as they orbit Uranus”???
Butt, shouldn’t it have a hanger on the side for a nice, fluffy towel?
Come on! It would have to be like a power washer to clean my balloon knot well enough! what heathen invented this???
I’m left-handed.
@BillyZ13 but as long as you own a right hand with the ability to flip a switch, you’ll be fine
@Badpookey I wish.
I bought a similar one from Amazon, and while it lasted a year, the cheap plastic tubing connecting to the water line broke and flooded my whole second floor with cold water before I got a chance to notice. Invest a little more with a bidet that doesn’t rely on PVC.
@DaViper Oh yeah, braided stainless hoses are a must. These are cheap enough that upgrading the lines would be an option but probably better to just get units that include them in the first place.
Has anyone used this particular model? Any good? Does it get the backside clean well?
We actually have a bidet in the house, but due to layout, its not next to the toilet, so it ended up not getting used much. Trying to convince the spouse that an integrated unit would be good. But can’t get a piece of crap otherwise it will be a lost cause.
I know it says “universal”, but there are elongated bowls, and round bowls. Which does this fit?
@claybaker0319 Fits both! This attaches to the back of the seat and doesn’t pass judgement on the length of your bowl.
In all seriousness, I got one about two years ago and it has changed my life for the better. I got a different brand, but it looks exactly the same, other than the name on it.
I seriously feel so much fresher and cleaner.
The only downside is I hate using the facilities away from home.
I’m going to buy a few more as gifts–I feel like all my friends and family need to know about life with a bidet!!!
Maybe I can sneak one into work and install it before anyone arrives in the morning???
@wbuchek …This is a really great price, too. If you end up not liking it, it only cost $30.
My gf had a really expensive one, but she likes the cheaper one better.
@wbuchek As I like to tell people; once you’ve rinsed your crack, you’ll never go back.
My travel solution: https://www.amazon.com/HW300-W-Portable-Travel-Washlet-White/dp/B008O1G4LQ
Mine was a gift, didn’t realize it was so expensive - there are much cheaper ones that probably work just as well.
@wbuchek for away from home, get a travel bidet
If the water in my house wasn’t about 34 degrees for half the year, I’d consider it.
@arielleslie Just try it, people have remarked over and over and over that the water is fine.
@therealjrn Yeah, no. The water is so cold that I have to let it run for a few minutes before I wash my hands because it hurts.
@arielleslie believe it or not, the cold water actually feels good!
Bit the bullet and bought the 2-pack. We’ll see if this saves on toilet paper purchases.
/giphy airborne-excellent-toothbrush
@Rueki it does
@Rueki confirmed it absolutely does.
That is… the best sales pitch for a bidet that I’ve ever read.
We have one in all of our bathrooms. Love it. An this deal well now my love ones will love it to.
I’m very much a pro-bidet advocate, but there’s something about a bidet with the brand name “Total Vision” that makes me uncomfortable.
@DennisG2014 I think it’s safe. It doesn’t say blue tooth capable. That’s when I would worry.
@DennisG2014 @fairchild521 Exactly! Don’t make the mistake of buying an Alexa enabled “smart” bidet.
@DennisG2014 Total Vision™; We keep our eye on your brown eye!
I love the one I got from morning save. Never poo without a bidet if I can help it. Bought one for my mom for Christmas (she asked for one) got this 2 pack so I can give one to each of my kids. Now I can poo away. Noticed someone said they had trouble putting on an elongated toilet seat. I don’t understand that issue because my toilet seat is elongated and I had no trouble at all. But I installed mine at the back of my toilet maybe they tried to put theirs at the front.
How shitty is the installation on a scale of 1-2 (with #2 being the shittiest)?
Where it’s positioned on the toilet looks like it’d be in the way of a watery blow-out. For folks with IBS, we can get a shotgun watery blow out from behind. Would the bidet get hit with shrapnel?
@Gypsigirl213 Ok, so - I have similar G.I. issues.
I don’t have a model like this, I have a full toilet seat replacement model.
In my experience, there is a trade-off; personal clean-up is very much improved, toilet + bidet clean-up is not.
I really don’t want to get into graphic details, suffice it to say that cleaning the toilet has become a more unpleasant and labor intensive task. But(t) IMO, the comfort and cleanliness of using water to clean yourself off and then just a couple of dabs w/ TP to dry more than makes up for the extra mess beneath the rim (of the toilet!).
YMMV, of course and, to be fair - as a bachelor living alone, I tend to let the issue get out of hand.
A quick clean-up of the bowl after each use would go a long way but, ain’t nobody got time for that.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m already covered with both of my bathrooms but for this price I’m one as well jump on them for the future, just called mom and she wants 2 as well so A family that bidet’s together all has clean/ cleaner butts. Sending my sister the link next
Well sis jumped on the bandwagon too, We have six total coming our way…
2 words: life changing
Secondly, it kind of sucks in that you will be imprisoned by your dependence. No longer will the world be full of convenient places to defecate. Starbucks, McDonalds, that shady gas station bathroom will all be equally inferior to your glorious clean butt provided by your newly acquired butt bidet. You’ll be playing poo roulette with your colon more often than you’d like. Can you make it until the end of your shift? Can you hold it in for the entire drive home? Next thing you know, you’re buying “gifts” for your parents place…your best friend’s house, and surely you current significant other. However, you and I will know the truth. This isn’t truly a gift for them, that’s just a fortunate side benefit. It’s actually a gift for you, so you don’t have to rush home to your one toilet because it’s the only one you know of that has…a butt bidet!
Also, if you don’t have one of these. You have a dirty butt.
Also also, pairs well with that water detector if you’re concerned about your plumbing skills. Don’t cheap out on the hardware. Make sure to use a metal t joint and hose.
See? This girl gets it.
@goldnectar This was roughly what I expected from the Irk photo, thank you!
I love butt washers
@fairchild521
“…and I cannot lie.” 
OK Meh you accomplished your goal. I’ve been curious about these for a while and at this price it became an oh crap why not!
Are the T connectors metal or plastic?
@xc23 Hi, welcome to meh. At this price point…hm…hard to say. But the “similar” one linked in the sale has metal.
Unfortunately, you are asking too late in the day to expect a staffer to be available to say for sure. You might get lucky though!
@xc23 Plastic as his the hose. I just got it, it still seems well made.
/buy
@JaBbA64 It worked! Your order number is: wonderful-electric-tray
/image wonderful electric tray
shipping just in time to make it in the easter baskets
/buy
@raccoon81 It worked! Your order number is: scrawny-aloof-robin
/image scrawny aloof robin
What got shipped to me is not the same thing as the amazon link
- the one on amazon had all brass fittings, this one is plastic. Why do I continue to trust these “great deals”???
@darrickc it says similar:
@Ignorant Egads - I guess they are similar in that they are both bidets, and look similar. Brass vs plastic is a fairly big difference.
I agree, the plastic fittings and hose were a disappointment. Honestly I don’t trust plastic in any water situation. Nonetheless it didn’t work for me as I have a automatic seat. Couldn’t get it to fit properly at all. Had no regrets throwing both in the garbage.
I agree… I thought I was getting something with brass fittings…
Is there one of these left over for sale anywhere? I have been wanting to try this. Going to offer again, perhaps? Thanks
@suzimack1 At this time, leftovers are doubtful. Still you never know what item will pop up here at meh tomorrow.
@narfcake @suzimack1 Also keep an eye out on morningsave.com where old meh items seem to go to die.
I’m really appreciating meh.com nowadays for selling these bidets. Sure they aren’t “top-of-the-line” but they get the job done. No toilet paper shortage here!
@therealjrn Ditto.
A shot of water to my squatter and I’m good to go.