It’ll expand salads? What, you put in a little and wait, and you end up with…two or three times as much? How about the salad dressing? And does it expand the dresses too?
@gnext2 I do have one of these already. I rinsed out the dressing container and put it in the dishwasher and I didn’t really have a problem with it getting clean.
I bought this as one of a three-piece set (sold as 17 pieces in classic Meh style ). It’s the only one of the three I use, and I use it daily. It is perfect. Eat more salads.
@xerdkwa I bought those too (3 sets of them). And the funny thing is that I used them for the first time yesterday! I was putting together lunches for the week and was wishing I had more of the salad ones instead of the stupid steamer ones.
@xerdkwa You’re a good sales person. Wasn’t considering adding this deal to the tippy collection of other Meh Bento-stuff already balanced in the cabinet until your post.
Salad? Meh. Just cancelled vmp. I remember when you you sold crap I did not need but kinda wanted. I have the unused items in my basement to prove it. Lately though, it has just been crap crap.
I fear that Deb has been killed since leaving that review. Sometimes, salad containers just aren’t enough to save a life, especially in cases of domestic abuse. Maybe if the bitch would learn to shut her damn mouth…
As an assertive and intelligent woman who grew up in the affluent Baltimore suburb of Towson, Maryland, I love a big salad. That is why I love these Cool Gear Ez-Freeze Expandable Salad Kits!!! I bring my big salad to my job at a retail company that sells clothing and fashion accessories primarily through catalogs and the Internet and I can keep it at my desk to keep the ice box raiders from picking at it (I am looking at you Toby). The big salad remains crisp and cool thanks to the Cool Gear Ez-Freeze Expandable Salad Kits’ non-toxic gel filled freezer tray and the dressing container with a leak proof cap that rests neatly into the freezer tray. It makes me want to dance!
I got 8 in blue and of course I got VMP… because, get out!!! It’s the best deal in daily deal shipping!!!
@cshillaber
Excuse me, sir, but are you saying I could’ve ordered a different color? As a single mother of two, and a divorced male living alone, with three roommates and my wife, I really wanted these in a different color. Maybe I’ll have my boyfriend order another set in a different color, so my husband and girlfriend don’t accidentally take the wrong salad to work.
With the exception of a very thick homemade ranch, the dressing leaks anything I put in it. However, it has it’s own slot in the container the keeps the leak…well, contained, and separate from the salad. And the outer shell doesn’t leak, so not total lies.
I have a few cool gear thingamawhatsits that I’ve bought here- we actually use them quite a bit. In for a pair of these to add to our collection. You never know when you’ll need to pack a salad or three for a day trip to vertical-cold-land.
I’ll pass on these but I’ve gotten other Cool Gear products from here in the past and they’re great. Very sturdy, lids stay shut, and the collapsible feature actually works.
So happy with this purchase. I recieved these in the mail about one week ago and I have used mine every day so far. I bought 6, 1 for me, 5 as stashed gifts. Perfect size, stays nice and cold, easy to close, totally happy customer here!
Specs
Condition: New
Warranty: 90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery: 6/16 - 6/19
Shipping: $5 or free with VMP
What’s in the Box?
1x Collapsible salad bowl
1x Lid
1x Freezer tray
1x Dressing container
Pictures
Open
Closed
Expanded
Dressing container
Freezer tray
Retail packaging
Brownies
Price Comparison
$14.99 (for 2) at Amazon (169 reviews)
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Warranty
90 days
Don’t Cry, It’s Only Thunder
Bleh
Witty.
Shitty.
Mehbe a pea joke would’ve bean more appropriate?
Salad salad
Sign me up when they make the Cool Gear Expandable
BBQ and Ribs containers.
This offer makes me feel so salad.
@jayplus707 Were you a dressing me?
/giphy spiteful-frugal-talk
@conandlibrarian
Sixth! And MEH!
It’ll expand salads? What, you put in a little and wait, and you end up with…two or three times as much? How about the salad dressing? And does it expand the dresses too?
@eeterrific
Funny, cuz last time they sold them, someone posted that he had bought them the time before that, hated them, didn’t hold enough.
Didn’t realize that they expanded.
Came back an hour later saying these things were the greatest.
I’m too lazy to bring them home and wash. Esp that dressing container looks like a pain
@gnext2 I do have one of these already. I rinsed out the dressing container and put it in the dishwasher and I didn’t really have a problem with it getting clean.
Meh. Total Meh.
Ah, fuck it. $7.67? Why not.
/giphy unsightly-curt-crocodile
Oh, and
Order confirmation? Wondrous-glorified-lunch. Funny
@AnnaB
/giphy Wondrous-glorified-lunch
I bought this as one of a three-piece set (sold as 17 pieces in classic Meh style ). It’s the only one of the three I use, and I use it daily. It is perfect. Eat more salads.
@xerdkwa I bought those too (3 sets of them). And the funny thing is that I used them for the first time yesterday! I was putting together lunches for the week and was wishing I had more of the salad ones instead of the stupid steamer ones.
@xerdkwa You’re a good sales person. Wasn’t considering adding this deal to the tippy collection of other Meh Bento-stuff already balanced in the cabinet until your post.
@xerdkwa I got them last time too and I think I’ve only used the salad one. I love its size! I might use the others sometime just for eating in.
@christinerenee dishwasher safe???
Also, why would I need two of these? Even if I wanted this, I’d just get ONE for $7 on Amazon and actually have it arrive quickly!
@Dizavid because it’s $15 for two or $12 for one on amazon lol
@Dizavid, clearly yours is the only need we need to consider
@jawshark87 Oh, well, do not need this in any event.
These are truly the salad days.
We get 2 of those for $7, or 2 PACKS of total 4?
Salad? Meh. Just cancelled vmp. I remember when you you sold crap I did not need but kinda wanted. I have the unused items in my basement to prove it. Lately though, it has just been crap crap.
@ponagathos Prove it!
@reddinghill pretty good proof:
@ponagathos
@thismyusername
/giphy will you be mozart?
@RedOak I just want to see pictures of ponagathos’ basement.
I kinda really want these, but i literally got $2 available credit…so I literally can’t
@upbeatanime Probably doing you a favor, they are Meh anyhow.
If you know of a better way to eat salad lettuce know.
@gyozilla lettuce the puns begin!
@gyozilla but honestly I don’t really carrot all.
@gyozilla I guess the puns must have died fast, lettuce pray
@gyozilla You have to get dressed first.
@gyozilla Do you make your salads in the kitchen or the dressing room?
@gyozilla If these puns get any worse, I’m gonna cuke.
@mike808
I make mine in the shower, just like Kramer.
@gyozilla What are you going to do, beet another pun out of us?
@warpedrotors Truly, a chef salad. Is the chef in the salad, or the salad in the chef!
@gyozilla The only way these puns could get better is if they had more cheese over the top.
@mike808 Kale yeah I am. I’m the Caesar of Salad Puns. What’s your dill anyway?
@gyozilla Chive got to run. See ya in the morrow.
@mike808 lettuce turnip the beet
@Stallion Very Punny!
@gyozilla "Sensation"al salad joke!
The brownie pic cracked me up, so screw it, in for one. Err two.
cute-smooth-advice
I fear that Deb has been killed since leaving that review. Sometimes, salad containers just aren’t enough to save a life, especially in cases of domestic abuse. Maybe if the bitch would learn to shut her damn mouth…
/giphy quicker-gushing-ogre
WTF is “Green Goddess?” I remember ads for it when I was a kid, but it does not sound like salad dressing.
@droopus Think ranch dressing with green food coloring/spinach juice.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_goddess_dressing
“Green goddess is a salad dressing, typically containing mayonnaise, sour cream, chervil, chives, anchovy, tarragon, lemon juice, and pepper.”
As an assertive and intelligent woman who grew up in the affluent Baltimore suburb of Towson, Maryland, I love a big salad. That is why I love these Cool Gear
Ez-Freeze
Expandable Salad Kits!!! I bring my big salad to my job at a retail company that sells clothing and fashion accessories primarily through catalogs and the Internet and I can keep it at my desk to keep the ice box raiders from picking at it (I am looking at you Toby). The big salad remains crisp and cool thanks to the Cool Gear
Ez-Freeze
Expandable Salad Kits’ non-toxic gel filled freezer tray and the dressing container with a leak proof cap that rests neatly into the freezer tray. It makes me want to dance!
I got 8 in blue and of course I got VMP… because, get out!!! It’s the best deal in daily deal shipping!!!
@cshillaber
Excuse me, sir, but are you saying I could’ve ordered a different color? As a single mother of two, and a divorced male living alone, with three roommates and my wife, I really wanted these in a different color. Maybe I’ll have my boyfriend order another set in a different color, so my husband and girlfriend don’t accidentally take the wrong salad to work.
@warpedrotors
Fun family. If you have multiple physical identities though, please stop using Meh and consult a doctor immediately. May I suggest @Drunkcat?
Hooray. I’ll get to expand my moping-treacherous-sushi
That non-toxic gel sounds delicious. I mean it won’t kill you if you eat it, right?
Can you just use the gel as the dressing on an air salad? This is just a fancy prepacked zero calorie disposable meal delivery device, right?
I hope my brief-theatrical-cucumber enjoys its new salad container.
(BTW, I didn’t dare google for an image of that one!)
Proof that if you sell something 3,262 times eventually someone will buy it. Meh, I say. Meh. Meh. soft-misleading-trail
@JustKen Love me some walking rocks.
/giphy tossing salad
/giphy LIES
With the exception of a very thick homemade ranch, the dressing leaks anything I put in it. However, it has it’s own slot in the container the keeps the leak…well, contained, and separate from the salad. And the outer shell doesn’t leak, so not total lies.
@simplersimon what? What am watching?
“Lettuce” buy one --well meh be not but cool none the less !
I have a few cool gear thingamawhatsits that I’ve bought here- we actually use them quite a bit. In for a pair of these to add to our collection. You never know when you’ll need to pack a salad or three for a day trip to vertical-cold-land.
I have the round cool gear salad containers- my first purchase here. I think these will fit into a lunch box better.
/giphy blue lethargic rhinoceros
I’ll pass on these but I’ve gotten other Cool Gear products from here in the past and they’re great. Very sturdy, lids stay shut, and the collapsible feature actually works.
plucky-traumatic-platinum
I’m not seeing the magic phrase “Dishwasher safe” Where is the magic phrase “dishwasher safe” that makes this a “buy” instead of a “maybe buy”?
/giphy Collapsible salad bowl
/giphy more trash for the ocean
A bit of a weak write-up, don’t you think?
/giphy weak
Ew, salad, gross.
Tossed a couple crisp greens meh’s way for this one.
So happy with this purchase. I recieved these in the mail about one week ago and I have used mine every day so far. I bought 6, 1 for me, 5 as stashed gifts. Perfect size, stays nice and cold, easy to close, totally happy customer here!