Priority #1: Hit the Meh button
Priority #2: Is there a new @matthew video? Maybe featuring Irk?
Priority #3: Are there any promising new posts in the forum?
Priority #4: Oh, uh…what are they selling today?
When you go to the Amzn link the last pic. Shows a lady in bed using the device but having to hold it as well, so what’s the use beside a giant twist the at best.
@dtwsportsfan I got the stoutest one I could buy – not this one – with a somewhat shorter stem-thingy. And guess what? It won’t support an iPad over your head. They all seem to be designed to be used vertically, not horizontally.
Anyone have experience with these? Can it hold a book? I know…strange question, but my grandmother is getting neck pain from reading and if I could get it to have a book propped up for her, that would be amazing.
I’ve actually been looking for something like this to clamp to my headboard, but it doesn’t open wide enough for one device I’d use it with.
Also there isn’t anything to indicate how strong it is or how well it holds its position. I have my doubts it’ll be strong enough to keep from uselessly sagging under the weight of a heavy tablet.
Was jazzed at first till I read amazon reviews. Desk clamp breaks even said it looks flimsy. Lot of mixed reviews but seems they last about three months, wait that’s the warranty!
My local Five Below has these for …$5. I’ve also seen them at the “99¢ Only Store” for $2.99 (don’t get me started on how misleading that store name is). Meh has these priced kind of high.
I don’t have this exact model, but something very similar attached to my headboard. It is simultaneously the best way to play Nintendo Switch and the worst way to maintain your spouse’s sexual interest.
I have this or something similar to it. A few observations…
The clamp is indeed plastic, pretty weak, and shallow. This means it won’t hold on some vertical surfaces.
The arm is some flexible steel-like thing, and is surprisingly hard to bend to how you want it.
That said, that flexy arm doesn’t hold much weight at all. I bought mine to use with my iPad Air 2 (with case)… the arm literally dips about 9-12" when it is placed in the holder, which makes it hard to position it where you want it. (ESPECIALLY when you’re worried the clamp might break when you’re moving it all around.)
I wouldn’t recommend it for anything larger than a phone or Kindle.
I’m so tempted because my wife’s car has a weird headrest (Buick Encore) that won’t fit a car tablet mount. Then I think of the look on her face when I’m opening another box from Meh.
I have a similar item, that I clamped to my headboard, so I could use my phone or tablet while lying in bed. A little fragile, but okay if you’re careful, and don’t overtighten the clamp. Holds my Samsung S9+ fine, though it bounces a little when you touch the phone. The twisty-bendy neck works okay, but you need to grab it in two places to adjust it, and again, a light touch & caution, or it feels like it’ll break. It does hold my S4 tablet, but just barely, and I worry the clamp could break or release with that much weight. Again, the tablet bounces a bit when touched, so it helps to use 2 hands when surfing. I think this device might be best for reading in bed, but only lying on your back…
I recently removed it from the headboard, after seeing it dangle over my head for 200 nights without any usage. YMMV.
I have this and liked it well enough to buy a second one from Amazon. Whatever you put in it will be held in place quite well, but it will shake quite a bit when you touch the screen. If you are using this for something that requires a lot of interaction with the device, I would pass on it.
I think I’m using these with a Fire 7 and a Fire 8 tablet. Unfortunately, the clamp won’t open wide enough to hold the 8 in portrait mode so I have to use that one in landscape mode. Make sure your device will fit before buying, I suspect many Kindles won’t fit in portrait mode.
Given that just now I got an email saying my order had shipped, two days after I already received it, I just wanted to say thank you for living up to your brand name. I appreciate the consistency.
@jasondunn And now I just got an email saying it was delivered. Maybe someone had shut down the mail server a week ago and just turned it back on today.
Hate it! Will not stay clamped in place, very hard to bend (since I unbent it completely) so therefore very unstable and wieldy! Thought there might be a little “instruction” besides the pictures on the box… I did not open the 2nd box! What’s the point???
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
$25.98 (for 2 similar) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Ok
/giphy BasicAss Technology
/buy
@CrossIT It worked! Your order number is: wailing-stale-pear
/image wailing stale pear
Priority #1: Hit the Meh button
Priority #2: Is there a new @matthew video? Maybe featuring Irk?
Priority #3: Are there any promising new posts in the forum?
Priority #4: Oh, uh…what are they selling today?
Heeeeey, that looks kinda cool.
@UncleVinny since when does number 4.5 happen
@UncleVinny @unksol Every now and then.
@UncleVinny You forgot checking the last photo. That’s one of my favorite things.
@sammydog01 oh heck yeah, sometimes I forget that step
Just yank it around, and shit. Good advice
@msayler TWSS…?
Give it to me straight Meh. Must these be twisted and curved?
@hchavers TWSS?!?!?
@shahnm
Was it while swsssbtss?
When you go to the Amzn link the last pic. Shows a lady in bed using the device but having to hold it as well, so what’s the use beside a giant twist the at best.
@dtwsportsfan I got the stoutest one I could buy – not this one – with a somewhat shorter stem-thingy. And guess what? It won’t support an iPad over your head. They all seem to be designed to be used vertically, not horizontally.
Can you grip one to the other and make a really tall bendy thing for just one device? Or an awful hulahoop
/giphy awful hulahoop
Is there some sort of technology that will help me keep track of where I put these?
@therealjrn sorry. You missed it yesterday. I bet it will be back again though
Anyone have experience with these? Can it hold a book? I know…strange question, but my grandmother is getting neck pain from reading and if I could get it to have a book propped up for her, that would be amazing.
@Ozzie2191 it’ll hold a kindle…
These product images are exquisite. I propose a formal “Amazon Sellers vs Meh: Who Photoshopped It Worse?” contest.
@dvermilion That guy is having way too much fun washing his wooden spoon with a bottle of water over a wok. Bachelor cooking at its finest.
@dvermilion
@dvermilion @Fen_Star Good to know it does not belong to product quality problem. I’ll buy a dozen now.
@dvermilion @Fen_Star All your product quality problem are belong to us!
@dvermilion @Fen_Star @pmarin
@dvermilion @goldnectar Look closer, it is a pan - not a wok.
And he is properly using the spoon to splash the water around, properly searing it - as opposed to scalding the water by pouring it straight in.
Won’t fit an iPad Pro 12.9 inch. Damn it
OH MY GOD THEY GAVE GLEN LEGS!!!
@shahnm THOSE BASTARDS
@dvermilion @shahnm I’m seeing a pogo stick. Less disturbing than a war of the world’s Glen.
@shahnm Not really. It’s photoshopped.
@shahnm @squishybrain so… I should be storing my loved ones in the basement and prepping the water balloons?
I’ve considered buying something like this many times for around this price for one. This seems cheap enough for a try.
aloof-resplendent-antelope
@goldnectar antelope and the land to keep them are very expensy.
@goldnectar @unksol Is Meh selling Wyoming? You get antelope included. Unfortunately if you wanted reindeer, sorry to say Greenland is not for sale.
@goldnectar @pmarin @unksol Selling? WY?
I’ve actually been looking for something like this to clamp to my headboard, but it doesn’t open wide enough for one device I’d use it with.
Also there isn’t anything to indicate how strong it is or how well it holds its position. I have my doubts it’ll be strong enough to keep from uselessly sagging under the weight of a heavy tablet.
@mbimeh Umm… TWSS to your whole post…?
Was jazzed at first till I read amazon reviews. Desk clamp breaks even said it looks flimsy. Lot of mixed reviews but seems they last about three months, wait that’s the warranty!
@craigcush we just chose a similar amazon item. I can tell you we have tested one in the office and it’s holding strong
@craigcush @mandirose Well maybe I’ll hold out for the similar one then.
@craigcush If it clamps down once and holds, it’ll be worth the $7.50. Then if it fails…you gotta spare. Fingers crossed.
@craigcush @mandirose @mehvid1 Wait, you’re holding out for the one from Amazon? The one with bad reviews?
I must be missing something here.
@rpstrong Yeah, you may be. “@craigcush we just chose a similar amazon item. I can tell you we have tested one in the office and it’s holding strong
mandirose said”
I was saying I’d prefer the similar one that’s holding strong.
@craigcush @goldnectar But if it fails, your expensive device does, too…
So the goal is to have two free hands for facetime/Skype? Hhuummm, what would I use my hands for???
@tinamarie1974
@tinamarie1974 do you really want to solicit suggestions? Some were already too interested in your boots
That’s not a problem, @unksol. I don’t think she wears her boots in bed, do you @tinamarie1974?
@therealjrn @tinamarie1974 she also doesn’t post photos online. She’s probably about to murder us all while stroking a cat
https://chatroulette.com
@tinamarie1974 knitting
@tinamarie1974 https://giphy.com/gifs/ffxiv-chocobo-toAZa7eLECI7K
@stolicat ooohhhh nice! I was thinking shadow puppets!
@therealjrn @unksol nope, no cats! I was bit on the neck by one as a kid. They are ok as long as they stay away from my general chest/neck/head area.
@therealjrn @unksol not to bed, that would be very uncomfortable!
And you are right, I may not want to challenge THIS group. Of course, I was thinking of shadow puppets. What were you guys thinking?!?!?!?!
/giphy dirty mind
@haydesigner ooohhh no. No way
Es gibt nur einen Weg herauszufinden, ob dies meinen CPAP-Schlauch aus dem Weg hält.
/Kaufen
@therealjrn Ohne Kabelbinder geht es nicht.
@djslack Ich brauche vielleicht Kabelbinder? Ich muss wohl drüber schlafen. Sie machen eine Hoop-Sache, aber es sieht genauso schwach aus.
Who let the Klingons in?
@therealjrn Donde es el Bano?
@Bumplepimp ha ha, one of the crucial phrases a traveler needs to memorize.
Al final del pasillo ya tu derecha.
@Bumplepimp @therealjrn Otra cerveza por favor. Then after a six pack. Donde esta el Bano…
@djslack @therealjrn Ich mag das:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00N6RKIL0/
https://pur-sleep.com/products/cozyhoze-boss
@blaineg @djslack Vielen Dank. Das ist etwas zu beachten.
@haydesigner
reH maH naDev 'oH!
My local Five Below has these for …$5. I’ve also seen them at the “99¢ Only Store” for $2.99 (don’t get me started on how misleading that store name is). Meh has these priced kind of high.
@ocifersven Especially when the Amazon link Meh posted has them both for $12.99-Whassup with that?
@Gypsigirl213 @ocifersven fwiw the amazon link is for one, the picture just shows two different ways you can use it
I don’t have this exact model, but something very similar attached to my headboard. It is simultaneously the best way to play Nintendo Switch and the worst way to maintain your spouse’s sexual interest.
@NapkinEater at the same time?
Joycons, indeed.
I have this or something similar to it. A few observations…
I wouldn’t recommend it for anything larger than a phone or Kindle.
meh… for $8.16 each delivered, I’m willing to try these.
/giphy united-inquisitive-earth
/buy
@caribou It worked! Your order number is: outspoken-offbeat-donkey
/image outspoken offbeat donkey
Two purchases in two days. I must be on some sort of list by now.
/giphy flatulent-uncanny-cheetah
@james_hardiman By your command.
I saw this in the Dr’s examination room. They told me it was to hold a light for looking up ladie’s Hoo-Haws.
Alright, let’s do this!
/giphy courteous-faint-brie
Does this work in the car?
@mattsayar Yeah, but the bluetooth on it might not work.
Yeah, these totally won’t be used for marathon masturbation sessions.
If you want something like this that actually works:
https://www.rammount.com/search?query=Flex-Rod
It’s going to cost a bit more though.
Ok, had to burn my coupon since I didn’t want to waste it yesterday.
/giphy lethargic-excellent-hornet
How does this mount on the table or other surface? Is it suction or does it just balance?
@readnj looks like it clamps down and has a screw that you can tighten
$25.98 (for 2 similar) at Amazon???
Clicked the link and the price is listed at $12.99 for the set of 2 on Amazon.
@Gypsigirl213 The Amazon link is $12.99 for one, not a set of two.
@chaosdreamer
I’m so tempted because my wife’s car has a weird headrest (Buick Encore) that won’t fit a car tablet mount. Then I think of the look on her face when I’m opening another box from Meh.
@wickhameh Please video and make a gif.
I can’t believe I actually bought something on this site. I’m so ashamed.
@wrytrzcrmp
/giphy one of us
I have a similar item, that I clamped to my headboard, so I could use my phone or tablet while lying in bed. A little fragile, but okay if you’re careful, and don’t overtighten the clamp. Holds my Samsung S9+ fine, though it bounces a little when you touch the phone. The twisty-bendy neck works okay, but you need to grab it in two places to adjust it, and again, a light touch & caution, or it feels like it’ll break. It does hold my S4 tablet, but just barely, and I worry the clamp could break or release with that much weight. Again, the tablet bounces a bit when touched, so it helps to use 2 hands when surfing. I think this device might be best for reading in bed, but only lying on your back…
I recently removed it from the headboard, after seeing it dangle over my head for 200 nights without any usage. YMMV.
I’ve tried to build pretty much exactly this at least 3 times. This cheap sucka is better than any of my attempts. mashbuyit
/giphy grave-blushing-house
I hope they work. In for 4
/giphy satisfying qualitative air
@mml666 Neat trick.
I have this and liked it well enough to buy a second one from Amazon. Whatever you put in it will be held in place quite well, but it will shake quite a bit when you touch the screen. If you are using this for something that requires a lot of interaction with the device, I would pass on it.
I think I’m using these with a Fire 7 and a Fire 8 tablet. Unfortunately, the clamp won’t open wide enough to hold the 8 in portrait mode so I have to use that one in landscape mode. Make sure your device will fit before buying, I suspect many Kindles won’t fit in portrait mode.
Aw what the heck.
/giphy twisted-goofy-dock
/image little-infamous-thought
/giphy little-infamous-thought
Just arrived. In need of a wobble dampener. Badly.
@KMakato whoops, sorry about that. probably my fault.
Package just arrived- but only contained one stand. Not a bargain- the description still says two. Did you get two?
@bwiderski I got two. I think Meh just doesn’t like you.
@jasondunn Well at least it was just me - and they are sending me my 2nd one now
Given that just now I got an email saying my order had shipped, two days after I already received it, I just wanted to say thank you for living up to your brand name. I appreciate the consistency.
@jasondunn Hey maybe you will get another package! That has happened to people before.
@jasondunn And now I just got an email saying it was delivered. Maybe someone had shut down the mail server a week ago and just turned it back on today.
my wife hates it, she thinks it doesn’t jibe with the farmhouse motif of the kitchen. but it makes a superb device holder in my garage.
Hate it! Will not stay clamped in place, very hard to bend (since I unbent it completely) so therefore very unstable and wieldy! Thought there might be a little “instruction” besides the pictures on the box… I did not open the 2nd box! What’s the point???