Wise Owl Outfitters Camping Hammock
Our Take
- Make trees into bedposts
- Can be used for camping or just in the backyard
- Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
Shorter Days, Lower Prices: an end-of-summer Meh-rathon
How to enjoy the last day of summer with Wise Owl Outfitters Camping Hammock
- Set up the hammock in the backyard.
- Fall asleep in it, feeling the warm late September sunshine on your brow.
- Wake up the next morning, surprised that it turned so cold so fast.
- Step onto the snowy ground, shivering, and stroke your enormous beard.
- Check the date and realize you haven’t been asleep a day or even a season, but, in fact, 1300 years.
- Enlist in the Rebellion to fight the great and evil Anthrax from the planet Murge, who uses humans as his own personal lab rats in the development of the super drug Z-tose.
- Fight many great battles.
- Die a hero.
Hang around all day and wind down the final hours of summer with good deals.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.