Vornado Zippi Personal Fan
Our Take
- Stylish enough to look good on your desk.
- Multidirectional air flow with a couple of speed settings.
- You can’t spell personal fan without person.
- Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
The robots are taking over! Or *are* they?? (A Meh-rathon)
Each offer is presented by either a soulless robot or a flesh and blood human copywriter. Make your guess and discuss the dystopian implications in each comment section!
Vornado Zippi Personal Fan
The pitch: It’s a powerful personal fan that won’t chop your fingers and/or face off if you get too close. (The blades are cloth. It’s pretty smart.)
Did a robot write this? You tell us. Leave a comment! (The last one was AI.)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.