Vornado QUBE50 True HEPA 3-Stage Air Purifier
Nightmare Scenario: a back-to-school Meh-rathon
You’re doing a little cooking in the dorm kitchen to bring to a potluck. You want to impress your new friends.
You make a lasagna and put it in the oven.
At first, there’s a little smoke. Then, there’s a lot.
Billowing black smoke. You can’t see anything.
You try to turn on your air purifier to clear it out, but a voice in the smoke says, “How many stages is this thing?”
You answer, three.
“Yeah, so, I think this is the fourth stage,” they say.
You wake in a panic.
You’ll have weird school-related nightmares your whole life. Braving the crowds to do some back-to-school shopping doesn’t have to be one of them. Stick around all day for deals tangentially related to the start of the school year!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
