A Modest Proposal

Does anyone else feel like there are too many options when it comes to…everything?

It’s kind of the beauty of Meh, to be honest: Here is exactly one offer. Take it or leave it. See you tomorrow either way.

But compare that experience to something like shopping for a new phone or trying to figure out how smart your new smart fridge needs to be (Spoiler: Not Smart At All). Then you’ll really start to appreciate the intrinsic genius behind daily deals.

But what if (hear us out) we could make it…easier. Imagine a day where you don’t even have to think about the product or know what it is.

Because that’s what’s happening over on Casemates right now, sort of.

Your “Warehouse Mystery Case” will include at least one bottle of Twisted Oak (good) and one bottle of Napa Valley Cabernet or equivalent (also good or good equivalent), plus whatever else the wine nerds over there feel like throwing in the box to fill out the case. You’ll end up getting a variety of stuff that pretty reliably punches above its weight class for the price, all thanks to your chaotic willingness to let go and let Casemates spin the wheel of wine destiny on your behalf.

Anyway, we know that the Casemates enthusiasts will be all over this regardless. It’s basically their IRK, though significantly less regrettable.

But for those of you who haven’t pulled the trigger on some random daily deal wine, maybe today is the day. After all, there’s more to life than Vogek 8-in-1 wireless charging stations with five USB ports, you know? That first sip from a bottle of Cabernet is going to tickle a part of your brain and/or soul in a way that you just aren’t going to get from a multi-device charging solution that even has a really great spot just for your AirPods.

Just dive in, already. To the wine deal. Or the Meh deal. Did we mention how much a case of wine can complement your next Mehrathon shopping experience? Because if you thought you knew regret before…