Victor & Victoria Plissé Collection Tea & Coffee Pots

  • Coffee and tea are necessary
  • But now they can be classy too
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A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is a sale of Victor & Victoria Plissé Collection Tea & Coffee Pots. You either know what those are, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about them.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.

Every time we’ve sold these dog toy bundles, we’ve taken pains to make sure each one was a carefully varied assortment. A rope here, a dried bull penis there, squeaky and plushy and stretchy things: a sampler platter of canine recreational delights. Balance! Selection! Curation!

Then we realized: they don’t give a shit about any of that. They’re dogs.

It’s all just stuff to chew on. Either they’ll like each individual item or they won’t. But you can bet they won’t post any unboxing videos. So why are we breaking our backs picking and choosing? Why not just dump a bunch of them into each box? Chances are any given dog will like a random assortment just the same.

But of course, the dog isn’t the real customer here. You are. And you do probably care about selection and curation. So here’s what let’s do. Instead of a fussy array of four specific toys, we’ll send you jumble of eight random ones. It’s worth it to us to give you twice as many if it saves us the hassle of putting them together.

As a human, you’ll probably like opening a box of random stuff, too. We’re pretty sure your dog won’t know the difference either way. And if you still want to post an unboxing video, that’s on you. Humans are weird.

So far today...

  • 63612 of you visited.
  • 42% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
  • 333 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 29 of these.
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  • That’s $275 total.
  • (including shipping)

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