It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon

…But in the hallway, on the way out, you notice something bizarre: a Utilitech Wall Mountable Remote Light Switch.

You’ve heard of these things. Basically, they turn your lamp into a remote-controlled light. Once it’s installed, you need simply plug whatever lamp (or device) you want into its receiver; then, you flip the switch, and viola–it turns on.

So, you’re not surprised by the switch. But you are surprised because there are so few electricians in the area. You know because you’ve needed some wiring work done in your attic and it’s been almost impossible to get anyone in to do it.

That means, either these things are easy to install, or the ‘presence’ you’ve felt (and seen) must have some electrical knowhow. What other electrical devices lie deeper in the house? You’re not about to stick around and find out.

Only, there’s a problem: it’s dim in here, and you’ve gotten a bit turned around. You reach for a door you think will take you closer to the entrance…