UltraBlock UltraPlush King-Size Mattress Protector
Our Take
- It’s getting warmer
- You might sweat more in your sleep
- This keeps your mattress from absorbing it all
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
MACE
So, what do you recommend we do?
HAL
A problem of this level, it’s not a ‘we’ situation anymore.
MACE
What do you mean?
HAL
I’ll be taking matters over from here. You’re dismissed, Mace.
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
