Thrive 291-piece First Aid Kit
Our Take
- Tons of stuff to help you take care of yourself in a pinch.
- Also helps treat literal pinches.
- Man, having skin and bodyparts is great. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
- Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
The robots are taking over! Or *are* they?? (A Meh-rathon)
Each offer is presented by either a soulless robot or a flesh and blood human copywriter. Make your guess and discuss the dystopian implications in each comment section!
Thrive 291-piece First Aid Kits
The pitch: Ah, first aid. Because being alive is great and we’d rather patch ourselves back together than just snuff out our imperfect consciousness with a software update because a stock price dipped…
Did a robot write this? You tell us. Leave a comment! (The last one was AI.)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.