A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is the Unelma Adjustable Bamboo Pillow, Floating Handgrip and Adapter. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.

Most of the stuff we sell here has a backstory measured in months or maybe years, not centuries. If you want to really dig in to the legends and lore behind quadcopters or smart watches, it won’t be long before you break your curiosity shovel on the bedrock at the bottom of that rabbit hole.

But that overextended metaphor doesn’t apply to today’s offering. These Bormioli Rocco Barware Sets are more than just high-grade Italian glassware in every essential variety for stocking your home bar. They’re time machines transporting you across centuries of beverage history. They’re a chemistry set for conducting experiments in flavor, texture, and color. They’re the secret door through which you will tumble down a deep, wide, rabbit hole of cocktail geekdom.

So deep and wide, in fact, that it can be a little daunting, especially when you encounter cocktail snobs who use their knowledge like a velvet rope. Well, screw those assholes. They weren’t born knowing the difference between a Gibson and a gimlet. They haven’t always had a favorite vermouth. They didn’t grow up with an opinion about when to spell “whisky” with an e. They had to learn that shit, same as you, and they don’t own it.

Pick up a few different sets and dive in to cocktails as a whole. Choose one kind of drink, like Martinis or Old Fashioneds, and explore the infinite variations on that classic theme. Marvel at how combining liquor with some ice, something fizzy, and a slice of lemon or lime is almost always delicious. Learn. Explore. Discover. And the best part is how each lesson ends with you being drunk.