The Too-Cheap-To-Upgrade Bundle
- You get four JIT 3-in-1 chargers (they also can work as lighters and have built-in flashlights; that’s what makes them 3-in-1): 2 are Lightning (for iPhone), and 2 are microUSB (for older Android).
- You get VIBE In-Ear Headphones with ear cushions. Choose your favorite color… and keep it to yourself, because we’re going to send you whatever color we want.
- You get an iPhone 6 phone case. Same deal: the style will be at our discretion (if you can call it “discretion” when we’re really just putting in whatever happens to be close at hand).
- You get a Lux 5-in-1 Clip-on Lens Kit, or a 6-in-1 Clip-on Lens Kit. The 6th function is that it can keep your Bugles from going stale.
- If, like a certain Meh writer, you have an iPhone SE, then obviously the case won’t fit (and 2 of the JIT 3-in-1 chargers won’t work) but everything else will be compatible.
- Model: 2CH34P2QU1T
Your Old Phone Will Go On
You’ve had your phone forever. You probably have an upgrade waiting for you, but that might mess up your monthly bill, or cost you $200. No, there’s no way you’re doing that. You’re too cheap. Hence, we’ve put together a little bundle for you.
Here’s what you get:
An iPhone 6 Case (Random style): Most of the time, a case is there to protect against potential damage to your phone. This one, though, serves the opposite purpose. The back of your well-loved iPhone 6 is so scuffed up you can’t even tell what color it was when you first got it. The case will keep that a secret.
Lux 5-in-1 Clip-on Lens Kit: Usually, we’d admit these lenses aren’t really that great, but when your phone’s camera takes 0.5 megapixel black-and-white photos, there’s nowhere to go but up!
4 JIT 3-in-1 phone chargers (2 each for iPhone and Android): Regardless of your preferred mobile os, it’s hard to use a phone when it’s so old that it can only stay charged for about 25 minutes. These should help. Plus they work as a lighter and a flashlight (which’ll be of use when you’re trying to clean out the four years’ worth of pocket lint stuck in your charging port).
VIBE In-Ear Headphones with Ear Cushions (random color): Not only are these great for listening to that U2 album that came with iTunes back when you first bought your phone; you can use them to block out all the chatter as passers-by wonder aloud, “Is that a time traveler from the past?”
So, there you have it, old phone friends! A bundle that’ll help you stave off an upgrade for, IDK, another couple months?
