Tacklife 5-in-1 Hot & Cold 40-Second Preheating Laminator for Office/Home Use
- 250mm per minute speed
- Built-in sharp and safe rotary paper trimmer
- Intelligent temperature control system
- Thermal and cold laminating
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: Tacklife 5-in-1 Hot & Cold 40-Second Preheating Laminator for Office/Home Use!“
“Wait, I can now try laminating myself in an attempt to become immortal!”
“I don’t… it doesn’t work that way.”
“Oh.”
“Where did you get that idea?”
“Some weird-looking striped guy with bad teeth online.”
