Sunbeam Touchless Digital Infrared Body & Object Thermometer
- All the body temperature
- None of the touch
- This way to the IRK
Tricky "Treats": a Meh-rathon
“Do you have a fever?” asked Mr. Hill to the assembled trick-or-treaters. “And the only cure is more candy?”
The trick-or-treaters screamed with glee.
Then, Mr. Hill took out his thermometer and checked each one of them. “Hmm… It actually appears none of you have a fever. Which means you won’t need the aforementioned cure.”
The trick-or-treaters looked at each other with perplexed expressions as the door to the house closed.
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