Sunavo 1800W Stainless Steel Electric Double Burner with Handles
- Portable dual-burners
- Good for frying and warming
- Stainless steel surface and non-slip rubber feet
- Like a turntable you shouldn’t touch
- We’ve got a new twist on the Meh-rathon IRK quirk this time around
Renege of the Sith
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?
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Darth Goofus learned of the Jar’Kai technique of wielding two lightsabers at once. Inspired, but not satisfied with two, he dug out his old collection of stolen Jedha kybar crystals. Goofus would experiment with methods of attaching additional sabers to:
-His forearms
-His elbows
-His knees
-His feet
-And one other place you can assume but we’re rather not mention
To everyone’s surprise, he did not need another mechanical body part replacement after this.
