Star Wars Darth Vader 2-Slice Toaster

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Renege of the Sith

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?

In an age where secrecy was one of the Sith’s greatest concerns, one might find the existence of Darth Goofus troubling. The man was utterly incapable of not oversharing and a total braggart.

Fortunately, in terms of this at least, Goofus would be somewhat of a boon.

The Sith apprentice was so petulant and absurd that nobody took his claims about himself seriously. No matter what he was caught saying or doing, the Sith at large remained nothing but a rumor and a myth within the public consciousness. He was perhaps even the greatest Sith to hide in plain sight until the arrival of Darth Sidious.

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