Why is it copy writers or marketers don’t understand the difference between “healthy” and “healthful”?
Are they dolts or were just slackers in school?
Of course we want “healthy” food. Candy bars with warts or cancres wouldn’t sell very well (unless they had OODLES of extra sugar or fructose, like soda).
/showme a man on the toilet in major discomfort from constipation after eating an assortment of 80 KIND Healthy Grains Energy Bars (in flavors of Pineapple Mango and Chocolate Chunk) with the wrappers scattered all over the bathroom floor.
@arcsus@Lynnerizer I like them, though they may taste less sweet than what one initially expects. I just have the chocolate chip variety from an earlier deal.
I’ve ALWAYS been happy and completely satisfied to have a small B cup. After all, you know what they say about being wasteful…
Being on the shorter side has always been appreciated too. Jus sayen…
Last night, I realized I was down to my last box, from my order of these 7 years ago or so. I thought to myself, “Hopefully Meh will put them up again soon!” This morning I realized that I need to be much more specific in my wishes. “Hopefully Meh will put these up again soon, with no pineapple purchase required.” That should work, right?
I love pineapple. I love mango. I love pineapple-mango… I would probably like these bars, which is why I won’t buy them.
Sure they may be healthy, but if I have a feeling that I would eat far too many of them-defeating the purpose… They’re not healthy when you end up eating multiple in a day… Lol.
My waistline is proof that I forgot how to eat in moderation! 🫣
I needed these like I needed another hole in my head! I’m regretting my decision already. And yeah, I got both offerings, here AND on Side Deal! … and I’m not even a regular granola eater! That’s double regret for sure!
oh bummer. jealous of those that can enjoy, the pineapple mango sounds amazing.
i can’t have the pineapple mango as i am very allergic to buckwheat. which i discovered having a different kind bar with buckwheat that almost sent me to the hospital.
I got these last time and still have a bunch. Taste OK, but they don’t call to me to eat them – so, safe to keep in desk drawer. Seems like a better idea than candy when you get a little hungry in the afternoon. “Made with half a mango slice and one chunk of pineapple”
Either Amazon or a prior commenter here recommend a quick zap (just a few seconds) in the microwave to make them a bit softer and slightly gooey and can confirm that is a great approach. I’d buy a set but still have so many from prior iterations.
@jprice1515 The keyword you want is /buy, but that won’t work by itself because there are multiple selections available. The simple solution is to just click on the 80 for $24.99 button and follow the prompts
Specs
Product: 80-Pack: KIND Healthy Grains Energy Bars
Model: 602652670725-320322, 602652670718
Condition: New
Chocolate Chunk
Pineapple Mango
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$80 (for 80) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jan 26 - Tuesday, Jan 27
Are you ever going to carry the unhealthy grains?
@yakkoTDI I think RFK,J had them all taken out of warehouses and loaded onto his trucks.
@phendrick He probably eats them after his sewer swims.
@phendrick @yakkoTDI And fries then in beef tallow.
@yakkoTDI
Raw Bits
Do you qualify?
@rpstrong I was wary of this link, but what a relief, that old gem with which I was previously unacquainted. (Thanks!)
But can I just get Chocolate Ch–
ah, welp, I’m out.
Too many carbs in my diet now. Must pass.
/showme warehouse stuffed full of pineapple mango granola bars
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@zippyus
Ahh you are coming up on a year of clicky faces! How exciting…
Why is it copy writers or marketers don’t understand the difference between “healthy” and “healthful”?
Are they dolts or were just slackers in school?
Of course we want “healthy” food. Candy bars with warts or cancres wouldn’t sell very well (unless they had OODLES of extra sugar or fructose, like soda).
I’ll try anything 40 times!
/showme a man on the toilet in major discomfort from constipation after eating an assortment of 80 KIND Healthy Grains Energy Bars (in flavors of Pineapple Mango and Chocolate Chunk) with the wrappers scattered all over the bathroom floor.
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@mediocrebot WHOA! That’s a Prize-winning piece of art you conjured up Mr. Bot!
@mediocrebot @MrGoodGuy
THAT is disgusting!
Definitely TMI!
I could be wrong but they’re pushing the fiber content so I don’t think constipation would be the issue here. Jus sayen…
Thanks for the reminder I still have few boxes of these left from last time
@arcsus
Please tell me while I still have time to cancel, are they delicious…
@arcsus @Lynnerizer I like them, though they may taste less sweet than what one initially expects. I just have the chocolate chip variety from an earlier deal.
@arcsus @Wireball_
Thanks!
I’m in for 1…
And my conformation couldn’t be more fitting, now let’s see what the bot does does with it!
/giphy crowded-sober-goat
@Lynnerizer Very nice!
Well, either the cute little goat isn’t so sober or THAT’S what will happen if you should eat these Kind bars after the expiration date!
YOU DECIDE!
@Lynnerizer Or … maybe he’s just so delighted with his Kind bars that he’s jumping for joy?! Goats are so goofy!
@Kyeh
I like that better, good call! 
Very true!
@Lynnerizer Goaty is so cute! And at that age, Goaty is not getting hurt.
I went for it all tonight! I’m in for the Side Deal offer too…
I’m NOW in the mindset of don’t go shopping when you’re hungry! 
Lol
/giphy voluptuous-arbitrary-cobweb
Ahh ha! THAT is exactly how I’ll look after eating all this stuff!
BTW, it was the coconut that got me, I don’t usually even eat granola!
THERE’S GOING TO BE SO MUCH MORE OF ME TO LOVE?
/showme luxurious luscious @Lynnerizer
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@Lynnerizer @mediocrebot
Huh.
@mediocrebot @therealjrn
Yeah right, only in YOUR dreams!
I’ve ALWAYS been happy and completely satisfied to have a small B cup. After all, you know what they say about being wasteful…
Being on the shorter side has always been appreciated too. Jus sayen…
/showme faulty honored crown
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@mediocrebot @theycallmemrmoo
Very regal!
/showme menacing-lazy-pencil
Edited to add: in for 80 of the pineapple-mango. I like their mixed berry flavor; hopefully I like their pineapple mango.
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Last night, I realized I was down to my last box, from my order of these 7 years ago or so. I thought to myself, “Hopefully Meh will put them up again soon!” This morning I realized that I need to be much more specific in my wishes. “Hopefully Meh will put these up again soon, with no pineapple purchase required.” That should work, right?
Nice, Save 69%
I love pineapple. I love mango. I love pineapple-mango… I would probably like these bars, which is why I won’t buy them.
Sure they may be healthy, but if I have a feeling that I would eat far too many of them-defeating the purpose… They’re not healthy when you end up eating multiple in a day… Lol.
@OnionSoup
My waistline is proof that I forgot how to eat in moderation!
🫣
I needed these like I needed another hole in my head!
I’m regretting my decision already. And yeah, I got both offerings, here AND on Side Deal! 
… and I’m not even a regular granola eater! That’s double regret for sure! 
oh bummer. jealous of those that can enjoy, the pineapple mango sounds amazing.
i can’t have the pineapple mango as i am very allergic to buckwheat. which i discovered having a different kind bar with buckwheat that almost sent me to the hospital.
I got these last time and still have a bunch. Taste OK, but they don’t call to me to eat them – so, safe to keep in desk drawer. Seems like a better idea than candy when you get a little hungry in the afternoon. “Made with half a mango slice and one chunk of pineapple”
Either Amazon or a prior commenter here recommend a quick zap (just a few seconds) in the microwave to make them a bit softer and slightly gooey and can confirm that is a great approach. I’d buy a set but still have so many from prior iterations.
Other than palm oil (the highest sat fat oil), chicory root fiber (indigestible), and sugar listed up to FIVE TIMES, these are so healthy… Pass.
Wait! They changed the last (ai-generated) image! It was Willy Wonka, now Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs…
@IWUJackson Could be Sharknado.
Bring back the mixed fruit and strawberry banana!!
Good
Place order
@jprice1515 The keyword you want is /buy, but that won’t work by itself because there are multiple selections available. The simple solution is to just click on the 80 for $24.99 button and follow the prompts