Why is it copy writers or marketers don’t understand the difference between “healthy” and “healthful”?
Are they dolts or were just slackers in school?
Of course we want “healthy” food. Candy bars with warts or cancres wouldn’t sell very well (unless they had OODLES of extra sugar or fructose, like soda).
/showme a man on the toilet in major discomfort from constipation after eating an assortment of 80 KIND Healthy Grains Energy Bars (in flavors of Pineapple Mango and Chocolate Chunk) with the wrappers scattered all over the bathroom floor.
Specs
Product: 80-Pack: KIND Healthy Grains Energy Bars
Model: 602652670725-320322, 602652670718
Condition: New
Chocolate Chunk
Pineapple Mango
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$80 (for 80) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, Jan 20 - Thursday, Jan 22
Are you ever going to carry the unhealthy grains?
@yakkoTDI I think RFK,J had them all taken out of warehouses and loaded onto his trucks.
@phendrick He probably eats them after his sewer swims.
But can I just get Chocolate Ch–
ah, welp, I’m out.
Too many carbs in my diet now. Must pass.
/showme warehouse stuffed full of pineapple mango granola bars
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@zippyus
Ahh you are coming up on a year of clicky faces! How exciting…

Why is it copy writers or marketers don’t understand the difference between “healthy” and “healthful”?
Are they dolts or were just slackers in school?
Of course we want “healthy” food. Candy bars with warts or cancres wouldn’t sell very well (unless they had OODLES of extra sugar or fructose, like soda).
I’ll try anything 40 times!
/showme a man on the toilet in major discomfort from constipation after eating an assortment of 80 KIND Healthy Grains Energy Bars (in flavors of Pineapple Mango and Chocolate Chunk) with the wrappers scattered all over the bathroom floor.
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@mediocrebot WHOA! That’s a Prize-winning piece of art you conjured up Mr. Bot!

@mediocrebot @MrGoodGuy
THAT is disgusting!
Definitely TMI!

I could be wrong but they’re pushing the fiber content so I don’t think constipation would be the issue here. Jus sayen…
Thanks for the reminder I still have few boxes of these left from last time
@arcsus
Please tell me while I still have time to cancel, are they delicious…
