Stainless Steel Pizza Bike
Our Take
- A ~super dope new item~
- Time for the Tour De Pizza
- 2 cutters means you get that slice good and sliced the first slice attempt
- Who said Meh-rathons have to be the same boring shit?
A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon
A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:
Is that Santa? Posing as a new member of famed musical group, The Hairy Putters? You better believe it! But he’s not here for stardom. He’s traveling the country trying to find his head elf, Hermione Stranger, who’s tired of making Stainless Steel Pizza Bikes and has run off to pursue a career in alchemy. But there’s one thing no one considered: a sultry house elf advocate portrayed by none other than Brent Spiner. Will Santa return his head elf to the North Pole in time to save Christmas? Find out in… Rocking Around The Christmas Horcrux.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
