Stainless Steel Pizza Bike

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:15pm ET

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mediocrebot said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:15pm ET:
Specs

Product Name: Stainless Steel Pizza Bike
- Features 2 wheels which reduces the number of passes you have to make to cut a slice
- Main body use high quality ABS material and stainless steel material.
- Front and back wheels use 430 stainless steel
- Razor sharp to cut the doughiest of pizzas, pancakes, or other flat food favorites
- Nonstick coating makes it easy to clean
- Weight: 76g
- Dimensions: 7.28" L x 4.53" H
- Wheel Diameter: 2.95"
- Wheel Material: 430 Stainless Steel
- Frame Material: High Quality Food Grade ABS
What’s in the box?
- 1x Stainless Steel Pizza Bike
- 1x Display Stand
Price Comparison

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Warranty

90 days

Estimated Delivery

Friday, Dec 18 - Wednesday, Dec 23
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sammydog01 said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:16pm ET:

I was THIS close. Again.

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- @sammydog01 https://www.ebay.com/i/193561222543
  
  cinoclav said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:18pm ET
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- @cinoclav Yeah, it’s just not the same.
  
  sammydog01 said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:20pm ET
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- @sammydog01 No, it’s cheaper!
  
  cinoclav said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:23pm ET
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irish3md said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:16pm ET:

I’m losing my touch!

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actionPacked said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:16pm ET:

I wish I got this instead of the fuku…

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- @actionPacked A fuku sounds pretty OK to me right now.
  
  pmarin said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:17pm ET
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megania said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:16pm ET:

Ooh! I want one.

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- @megania https://www.ebay.com/i/193561222543
  
  cinoclav said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:18pm ET
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- @megania $4 on WISH right now. Four colors.
  
  kippyj said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:30pm ET
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pmarin said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:16pm ET:

high quality ABS marterial = cheap plastic.

Wait, this is a thing? Pizza bike?

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cinoclav said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:17pm ET:

$3.79 with free shipping…
https://www.ebay.com/i/193561222543

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- @cinoclav If you wanna wait until March to get it.
  
  actionPacked said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:25pm ET
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- @actionPacked @cinoclav Like the one from Meh will get to you any faster.
  
  sammydog01 said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:25pm ET
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- @cinoclav Actually its 4.49 there. The 3.79 price is for a pizza cutter without bike.
  
  kdstrong14 said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:54pm ET
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- @cinoclav Dope. Thanks.
  
  highonpez said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 5:32pm ET
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Willijs3 said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:18pm ET:

Can we talk about how the pizza in the last photo is cut into five slices? What kind of a psychopath cuts a pizza into five?

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- @Willijs3 And if you drive the bike all the way across, you can never cut it into 5 pieces.
  
  pmarin said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:59pm ET
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metaphore said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:18pm ET:

I’m not sure why, but I will soon have a pizza bike.

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PocketBrain said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:18pm ET:

DO NOT NEED.

But, somehow do want.

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jmhsrv said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:19pm ET:

Pizza would need to be made out of toast for this to cut it

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eeterrific said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:23pm ET:

Gee, it appears to be a coaster bike. I was hoping for a ten speed…

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jmruru said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:25pm ET:

Super cute! Sorry I was too too slow

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jmruru said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:32pm ET:

I was too slow because I took that foolish few seconds to ask myself if I really needed this

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- @jmruru That’s not foolishness. It’s wisdom.
  
  ThunderChicken said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:52pm ET
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fairchild521 said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:43pm ET:

I was too slow to because I thought is this a joke

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- @fairchild521 See reply above.
  
  ThunderChicken said Mon, Dec 7th 2020 at 4:53pm ET
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Stainless Steel Pizza Bike

Specs

What’s in the box?

Price Comparison

Warranty

Estimated Delivery