Solo CheckFast Laptop Bag
- Solo laptop shoulder bag for mavericks, iconoclasts, and the desperately lonely
- Clamshell design separates laptop from other stuff, for easier, faster airport check-in
- Holds laptops up to 17"
- Front compartment holds very important business files or old issues of Nintendo Power, what you put in there is your business
Check in alone. Check out alone.
Introducing a bag you can carry the way you live: by yourself. The Solo Vector Laptop Shoulder Bag is made for you lone wolves who have to walk your own path, because nobody else can tolerate your company. Carry your laptop with ease through airport security checkpoints and a coldly indifferent universe!
Yes, this laptop bag’s design means you won’t be struggling to dig your laptop out of some crammed-full backpack at TSA checkpoints. Might as well, right? Reducing the hassle of air travel is much more attainable than reaching across the unbridgeable divide between yourself and every other human being.
Here’s an idea for a bag brand that affirms life: the YOLO Laptop Shoulder Bag. Why did I fill my shoulder bag with live cobras? Why did I use it as a fermentation vat for my homebrew applejack, despite its total unsuitability to that task? Why did I run through the TSA airport checkpoint screaming “YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE”? YOLO, bro!
Isn’t that a lot more fun than “Solo”? Not only did some marketing Einstein think it was a good idea to use a name that reminds us we’ll always be alone - two marketing Einsteins did. Fill that red party cup with despair! Pack your laptop bag with the howling void!
We need a shoulder bag that affirms and celebrates every idiotic, short-sighted impulse we ever have, not one that echoes the deep spiritual loneliness at the heart of the human condition. Those red plastic cups can keep the name, though. Anything that bums us out too much to make another trip to the keg is probably a good thing.
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