Places to hide your gadgets & mesh pockets to announce your availability.

A while back we featured this backpack’s estranged cousin, the Solo CheckFast Laptop Bag. Its crowning feature was that it provided a TSA-compliant way to store your laptop inside itself, but then last time we flew, the TSA didn’t even care about that stuff anymore. Maybe the agent just liked our face. “How did the laptop bag sell?” you might ask. Well, friends, only since you asked, it sold like shit.

But never mind all that noise—today is a new day!

Maybe you want to look like you’re in college, backpack slung over one shoulder, chatting up the coeds on campus. If so, this thing features mesh pockets on the outside so you can proudly display your condoms and/or birth control pills! Maybe you know that a backpack is usually better for your back than those trendy messenger bags. Or maybe you’re just from the late ‘90s and like backpack rap and also like to interpret things very literally!

But maybe you’re none of those things and are still reading this because you’re a fan of drivel. If so, you’re in luck, because there’s more! In addition to looking like a miniature spaceship built ENTIRELY OF POLYESTER, the Solo Pro Backpack has a compartment for your 17-inch or smaller laptop and a dedicated interior pocket for your iPad or inferior tablet. What if you end up like Bill Murray’s character in Groundhog’s Day and have to live the same day over and over again? You are going to get so bored without both your laptop AND your iTablet!

Anyway, if you don’t fall into any of the above categories, you are likely in jail, in which case you could use the Solo Pro just like any other backpack to carry your trading cigarettes and toilet wine. Everyone wins here.