Heat It Up

It used to be, if you were scrolling on your phone with one hand and you wanted to put your other hand somewhere warm and soothing in order to clear your mind and improve your mood, you had only one option.

A different, inferior hand massager.

Wait, what did you all think we were talking about?

Actually, never mind. Don’t answer that.

Our point is this thing provides your hand with a nice heated massage while you scroll around on your phone. Or, hear us out, you can buy TWO of them, and then you basically have a way to force yourself not to look at your phone and reward yourself for not looking at your phone at the same time!

Although, what would you do in that scenario? Put on a show or something? It would be nice, right? You can just watch, really immerse yourself in the story. You can’t say, “Where have I seen that actor?” and check your phone only to find out they were a bit part in a movie you watched a few weeks ago. And next thing you know you’re on their Wikipedia page, reading the ‘personal life’ section, and wondering what the ‘irreconcilable differences’ might’ve been that led to the dissolution of their marriage.

Then you look up and there’s a character on the screen that you’re pretty sure died, like, fifteen minutes ago. And you don’t know if it’s a flashback or a twist or a hallucination or a ghost thing or some combination of all these factors.

You wouldn’t have to worry about that if you bought two of these things!

But also, if you buy one, that’s okay too. You could read a book one-handed (assuming it’s not a super heavy book).

Anyway, we should maybe say some more about this thing: it has 3 intensities, 3 modes, 3 heat levels, and easy-to-use controls. Also, it runs on an internal battery, so you can charge it up and use it wherever.

Is that worth $40 to you? Possibly. Possibly not. But c’mon, you know that if you do buy it, you’ll use it.

So maybe buy it? We’d really love it if you buy it.