Shiatsu Foot Massager w/Deep-Kneading Heads and Warming Heat by ModernTherapy

  • After a long day of sitting around, your feet could use a massage
  • Uses “targeted heat” which sounds dope as hell
  • Model: 5HI4T5-JU5T-N0T-TH4T-1NT0-Y0U
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TIP FOR THE HOMEBOUND: Get culinary!

Use your time alone to experiment with new ways of cooking. And we don’t mean pre-established ways of making food that you yourself have not attempted before. No, we’re talking about inventing an entirely new approach to preparing food.

Think about it. Whoever invented sous vide cooking had to think: I’m going to put a steak in a bag and then let it float in a tiny hot tub. You think that’s an idea someone has when they’ve got a slate of parties and appointments in their calendar?

You could be the next one to revolutionize fine dining, simply by saying: what happens if I put this frozen chicken breast in a foot massage machine and turn the heat up? Maybe it’ll be disgusting. But what if it’s AMAZING? You’ll be a culinary hero!

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