4-15-20 Throw away topic
7Well, I was going to address the anniversary of the loss of over 1500 souls on the Titanic 108 years ago, or maybe the fact that we got a 3 month reprieve for tax day, but since there is a meh-rathon going on I know this thread will be buried in short order so:
Fuck it!
See you tomorrow!
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My brother turns 60 today. Sucks we can’t get together but we’ll have virtual old-fashioneds together later…
@llangley That’s my fault and I know it!
@chienfou is why you didn’t get an IRK.
@chienfou nah. I don’t do the blame thing but thanks for that!
@chienfou doesn’t cough into their elbow.
@llangley no problem, that’s what I’m here for (or so they tell me)
My bathroom scale lies. Banana almond bread is just fruit and nuts, chicken piccata is just protein and grain, and fried pickles with ranch dressing are just vegetables, egg, grain, and olive oil.
/giphy bathroom scales
@OldCatLady It’s my fault. I thought you wanted to watch your weight… so putting it out front to be able to watch it better seemed like a good idea…
@chienfou SCAPEGOAT! GRAPE COAT! I’M ON A BOAT!
@chienfou @mediocrebot niiiice! I want a grape coat!
@chienfou @mediocrebot @moonhat
Me too. This.
@chienfou @llangley @mediocrebot
/giphy purple coat on boat
purple loves @barney.
@chienfou @llangley @mediocrebot ok that’s pretty funny
@llangley @mediocrebot @moonhat that’s an “Oh Fuck” moment if ever there was one.
Aaawwww you just reminded me that my Great Grandma would have been 108 TODAY. Yup she was born the day the titanic sunk. She passed away 7.5 years ago and was the cutest thing you would have ever seen.
@tinamarie1974 I’ll take the (bittersweet) blame for making you think of her… any time.
@chienfou mildly inconvenienced everyone with half-assed pranks on 4/1.
@mediocrebot I’ll have you know those were whole-assed pranks… thankyouverymuch.
I think I will have my mail delivered to a different address so that the zombies won’t find me as were all hiding out in the zombie apocalypse with no toilet paper because the zombies ate it all
@fairchild521 And I know it’s not WERE it’s we are but I posted it before I noticed that Siri got it wrong
@fairchild521 you got tp for brains?
@eeterrific @fairchild521
Empty skull on one’s shoulders is a great place to hide the secret TP stash.
Whatchoo talkin’ about, this topic is on fire!
@PocketBrain
If it hadn’t been for that trip to the theater Abe Lincoln would be 210 years old this year. Avoid the theaters on this date!
@chienfou No worries, we don’t call it a throw-away topic. Now it’s a single-use topic.
@mehcuda67 maybe I could recycle it later in the month?