Shark IONFlex 2X DuoClean Cordless Ultra-Light Vacuum with 2 Power Packs
- They say that when someone revs their Shark Vac twice at you, they’re marking you for death, because they–the vacuum holder–is being initiated into a murder gang
- They also say: great vacuums
- Model: L00K-0UT-1T5-4-5H4RK!!!
It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon
Ducking into a room at the top of the stairs, you find yourself in what appears to be a master bedroom. It’s very neat, the carpet exceptionally clean.
In the corner, you see the reason why: a Shark IONFlex 2X DuoClean Cordless Ultra-Light Vacuum. Next to it, atop a bureau, there sits a 2nd power pack. Thus, it is the best of both worlds: the versatility of a handheld vacuum but with enough battery life to cover large swaths of floor.
Only, the vacuum itself is bent awkwardly forward. Could it be that whatever monster resides in this terrible house did so in a fit of rage, leaving it there, broken and misshapen? Or maybe that’s just, like, a feature. As in: it’s super flexible.
You’re not sure, and you’re afraid to find out. Instead, you head towards the door at the far end of the room.
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Shark IONFlex 2X DuoClean Cordless Ultra-Light Vacuum with 2 Power Packs 2
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Meh Halloween 2019 25
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Monster you'd most like to have as a member of your book club. (tell us why in the comments, please) 65
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The Philatelists won the World Series! 5 -
it's a Monster Mehsh! 96 -
Uh oh. A Monster Meh-rathon. Just noticed Also, I smashed up my thumb 15 -
The Nationals Won the World Series 24 -
Meh Faces 20