Sarina Wearable Wireless Neckband Speaker
- Sits on your shoulders like a futuristic boombox
- Finally give your life a soundtrack
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: Sarina Wearable Wireless Neckband Speaker!“
“You mean I can put this under my shirt around my neck and have it play Shane McMahon’s entrance theme whenever I enter a room?”
“I mean, theoretically…”
“Hell yeah.”